If i was a 'coach' I would want my chair to have a button which makes it do a full 360, just so i could trick the contestants 

BTW, that last girl who joined Jessie J's team simply because "she is female" is sexist, if a guy chose a male judge simply because he was a fellow male would have been slated for it.

..and also a bit dim.

That would be good 

those dreads look like they're part of the hat

Oh, and I was hoping we'd get through the auditions without the obligatory 'I'm doing it for the kids'.

I'd love to see that

This song belongs to Seal

i still think he's a skinhead without that hat

   I love a bit of seal

Agreed

See you in BGT fred  

Perhaps Vids will do a bogof with his scissors

Eurgh.

You got another 10 minutes of this yet.

Which bit exactly..?

the demon barber of the BBC

   his vocal chords, dear.. 

honest.

Better than Ed Sheeran.

Facially he reminds me of Alexandra Burke

That's if AB had a beard, of course

but

but

but

I don't want to punch him?

let's hope he doesn't do the whole "sista, girlfriend, you betta recognise" routine.

he was good though

dot com

just asking....

I'm waiting with baited breath...

hmm, me thinks this bit is a bit set up.

just a tad

It's a beautiful song.

Have THAT, Jessie J

But I think he sang that better than the girl from earlier on.

Still a set up though

Was thinking exactly the same thing!

great innit? *evil cackle*

he's really good - I suppose they had to set up something to make it 'interesting' at the end. 

Where did I read though (here?) that the applicants have all had coaching before the show anyway?

Delicious *cackle*

He also has the best name out of all the contestants.

ooh, cull time next week  

Oooooh

oooh.. next week looks 'citing. 

See you then peoples 

Don't know if I like the boxing ring battle sing-off idea.

Thanks for the company, bye all

hasta luego

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