And my sons.

What's with the mobility scooters?

worraloadashoite

Robbie. Feck off ya twat.

Dizzy's running rings round you.

Oh dear Robbie, you are not street enough to pull that off.

Yes, pop drudge at it's worst. Awful tune, awful rap.

He's more...avenue.

Oh dear, it's too late to vote.

True.

I decided on salt and pepper ribs and kung po chicken btw.   Just waiting for it to arrive.

Where's my sweet and sour chicken?

I didn't think you were coming... I held off waiting for you. 

Sounds tasty. Enjoy.

I ended up doing way too much pasta and I feel bloated now.

I don't think I will have my strawberries now.

I was just getting my coat on.

Hurry up - it's not here yet, I'll add on!

Greedy boy!

Seeing as I'm not getting my sweet and sour chicken from Kaffs, you can pass on your strawberries to me, if you want.

I think Matt was a bit dated tbh.   

Don't tempt me.

Oh, I picked a particularly good looking set of strawberries when I was in M&S today. The big juicy kind you see beautiful women in films eating.

I forgot he did 'Trouble' ... he was my favourite back at that stage - before he morphed into a singing Huggy Bear.

beautiful hairy women?

Sincerity eh?

But I do shave my strawbs

I can see Andrea winning this.

Or Leah.

My mouth is watering.*drools* Would you consider sending the strawberries to a short-haired plain woman?

A true gentleman!

I'd be happy for Leah to win - I think she's the only 'performer' left.

Noooooooooooooooo!

I read somewhere that Mike is a cousin of X Factor's Shane Ward.

Do you think they will survive the journey north?

But I'll give it a go.

This fella has a descent voice. I could listen to him.

Hmmm... I can see him being as successful

I'm willing to risk it,

Aww, I liked Shane. Good voice and nice looking lad.

I do try my best. 

Decent... but I wouldn't go out of my way to hear him.