He looks like Sean Penn. And I don't like Sean Penn.
Mind you - he would be worth a turn, at least he's got a bit of a voice
We still talking about singing yeah?
I didn't like to ask her, Kaff 
A turn of the chair. What is it with you two? 
spent too long with the maneaters in the DOI and Strictly threads...
Yes, Baz is a bad influence.
I hate Jessie's nails too... maybe I can pull those out instead of her hair.
Kaffy, the forum's Torture Queen.
I'm very selective though.
Jessie
Anthea
Carole Vorderman
I'm with you on the bottom two.
Can we throw in Penny Smith and Ulrika too?
No, not Penny Smith Yogi, I quite like her.
I hate Jessie's nails too... maybe I can pull those out instead of her hair.
Kaffy, the forum's Torture Queen.
I'm very selective though.
Jessie
Anthea
Carole Vorderman
I'm with you on the bottom two.
Can we throw in Penny Smith and Ulrika too?
Oh yessssssssssss 
And Bonk Eye, and Flaming Nostrils too 
I hate Jessie's nails too... maybe I can pull those out instead of her hair.
They are the same nails I mentioned in an episode a couple of weeks back - clearly she is persevering with the colour 
what did you say about them? As a bloke.. yes or no?
I said it was a dreadful colour and if she were my girlfriend/wife/lover I would sit her down and explain very nicely why she need to get the remover out and quick !
... and THAT'S the point where I appear with my trusty pliers!
He looks like Sean Penn. And I don't like Sean Penn.
Mind you - he would be worth a turn, at least he's got a bit of a voice
We still talking about singing yeah?
I didn't like to ask her, Kaff
A turn of the chair. What is it with you two?
spent too long with the maneaters in the DOI and Strictly threads...
I know ... that Baz and Yogi eh 
Well the show was v underwhelming, but the company great as usual
He looks like Sean Penn. And I don't like Sean Penn.
Mind you - he would be worth a turn, at least he's got a bit of a voice
We still talking about singing yeah?
I didn't like to ask her, Kaff
A turn of the chair. What is it with you two?
spent too long with the maneaters in the DOI and Strictly threads...
Yes, Baz is a bad influence.
*raises eyebrow*
He looks like Sean Penn. And I don't like Sean Penn.
Mind you - he would be worth a turn, at least he's got a bit of a voice
We still talking about singing yeah?
I didn't like to ask her, Kaff
A turn of the chair. What is it with you two?
spent too long with the maneaters in the DOI and Strictly threads...
Yes, Baz is a bad influence.
She so is..!
He looks like Sean Penn. And I don't like Sean Penn.
Mind you - he would be worth a turn, at least he's got a bit of a voice
We still talking about singing yeah?
I didn't like to ask her, Kaff
A turn of the chair. What is it with you two?
spent too long with the maneaters in the DOI and Strictly threads...
Yes, Baz is a bad influence.
ahahahaha - I hadn't seen this when I posted my reply
I hate Jessie's nails too... maybe I can pull those out instead of her hair.
Kaffy, the forum's Torture Queen.
I'm very selective though.
Jessie
Anthea
Carole Vorderman
I'm with you on the bottom two.
Can we throw in Penny Smith and Ulrika too?
Oh yessssssssssss
And Bonk Eye, and Flaming Nostrils too
you need to explain Flamin Nostrils..... it's not Skeletor is it - she needs to be on the list.
Well the show was v underwhelming, but the company great as usual
Agreed 100% Supes.
Well the show was v underwhelming, but the company great as usual
As per supes
night everyone
... and THAT'S the point where I appear with my trusty pliers!
All that effort; they might be falsies
Well the show was v underwhelming, but the company great as usual
Certainly was - on both counts
till next week then!
The UK talent pool is drained lol
He looks like Sean Penn. And I don't like Sean Penn.
Mind you - he would be worth a turn, at least he's got a bit of a voice
We still talking about singing yeah?
I didn't like to ask her, Kaff
A turn of the chair. What is it with you two?
spent too long with the maneaters in the DOI and Strictly threads...
I know ... that Baz and Yogi eh
I am as pure as slush the driven snow.
I hate Jessie's nails too... maybe I can pull those out instead of her hair.
Kaffy, the forum's Torture Queen.
I'm very selective though.
Jessie
Anthea
Carole Vorderman
I'm with you on the bottom two.
Can we throw in Penny Smith and Ulrika too?
Oh yessssssssssss
And Bonk Eye, and Flaming Nostrils too
you need to explain Flamin Nostrils..... it's not Skeletor is it - she needs to be on the list.
Ferne Incessant Wittering Gobsh*te Cotton.
Skeletor?
I'm just wondering why this thread is not in the featured section at the top?
Anyone shed some light?
Do you have to ask a mod for it to be put up there?
... and THAT'S the point where I appear with my trusty pliers!
All that effort; they might be falsies
I'm sure they are - but they must be stuck onto something. I'll make sure I get a good grip!
Well the show was v underwhelming, but the company great as usual
The main reason I watch these shows.
I hate Jessie's nails too... maybe I can pull those out instead of her hair.
Kaffy, the forum's Torture Queen.
I'm very selective though.
Jessie
Anthea
Carole Vorderman
I'm with you on the bottom two.
Can we throw in Penny Smith and Ulrika too?
Oh yessssssssssss
And Bonk Eye, and Flaming Nostrils too
you need to explain Flamin Nostrils..... it's not Skeletor is it - she needs to be on the list.
Ferne Incessant Wittering Gobsh*te Cotton.
Skeletor?
Christine the walking bag of bones
... and THAT'S the point where I appear with my trusty pliers!
All that effort; they might be falsies
I'm sure they are - but they must be stuck onto something. I'll make sure I get a good grip!
Fair 'nuff. If a job's worth doing and all that...
I'm just wondering why this thread is not in the featured section at the top?
Anyone shed some light?
Do you have to ask a mod for it to be put up there?
I think someone has to request it be "stickied".
Christine the walking bag of bones
Ahh, yes. Automatic entry surely
EC, No idea why this isn't a sticky 
I'm just wondering why this thread is not in the featured section at the top?
Anyone shed some light?
Do you have to ask a mod for it to be put up there?
I think someone has to request it be "stickied".
Righto - It seems popular enough to warrant it.
Fluffers! Jen! Can we be stickied please?
Skeletor?
Christine Bleakley
I had to be prompted, Supes. In my bliss I'd forgotten about her.
Right, I'm off to suffer Jonathon Ross just so that I can catch a glimpse of La Lumley. Ta-ra in here
Skeletor?
Christine Bleakley
I had to be prompted, Supes. In my bliss I'd forgotten about her.
Ah I deleted Cosi, cos Kaffs beat me to it!
Right, I'm off to suffer Jonathon Ross just so that I can catch a glimpse of La Lumley. Ta-ra in here
Bye Cosmo, enjoy the Lumley.
Ta-Ra Cosi, it'll be like looking in a mirror.
Goodnight all.
Ta-Ra Cosi, it'll be like looking in a mirror.
Goodnight all.
Night Yogi.
I quite liked the last guy 
Can we add Myleene bloody Klass as she is known in this house to the list, oh and Lorraine Kelly
The UK talent pool is drained lol
We ran out a long time ago
Just watched the Voice and the two girls were sh*t ,no idea how they got through .The girl with the Blue hair was the better of the two,the other one was full of herself .I do hope they go at the knockout stage and none of the judges 'steal' them .
Thanks for making the thread "stickied"
Danny from Hearsay auditions and sings a Spice girl number his way.I think I will need to hear the full song before I know if I like it or not
*plumps cushions, uncorks plonk and waits for exodus from BGT*
