Riddle me this.
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Danny Kaye 
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
But the chalice is broken, 
So now it's:-
The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
I hate riddles - sorry
I'm neither in egg nor in shell
What am I?
You're a smart arse - that's what 
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Danny Kaye
The Court Jester
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Danny Kaye
The Court Jester
Loved that film.
Never liked Danny Kaye
Nor Tommy Steele,
"I'm a cheeky cockney chappie" - can I dance for ya?"
NO - you can't
Here you go...
Enjoy this short extract
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
But the chalice is broken,
So now it's:-
The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
And here is me going to make you recite the whole thing. 
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
But the chalice is broken,
So now it's:-
The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
But the chalice is broken,
So now it's:-
The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
And here is me going to make you recite the whole thing.
It's quirky things like that , that really get me. I just HAVE to know them inside out
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
But the chalice is broken,
So now it's:-
The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
And here is me going to make you recite the whole thing.
It's quirky things like that , that really get me. I just HAVE to know them inside out
The same way I can do the Dirty Harry monologue. 