Wouldn't it be ace if they were real twins?

It would be scary

My dog Milo is entranced with her dog in the tutu 

I am going to throw something at the TV in a minute - she is sooooooo flipping stupid

I bet Jedward have never pissed themself in a caravan.

There is an off switch you know  

Brian is not as thick as he makes out..He slips up sometimes and uses long words that he can explain...Sophie, I'm just not sure..

Unfortunately, as seems to be quite the norm nowadays, they think being thick is rather funny and cool.  It isn't.

I know but I have a piece of work to do by tomorrow which I am putting off doing so really I am stuck watching this.
Besides - I want to know what they are cooking and who wins.. 

He does appear to be that thick
Sophie is really stupid - it is official.

Haha!

I've recorded it ... I'll watch 2moro

Can you help: The thread (Spongebob's) "Please help me" needs to know what music was played at the end/during the show,(I have still to watch)

I'm so glad Brian B wasn't on UBB!

I think Ditty's given her the answer now Erin

I'm just watching now... are they playing up to it or are they really that dense?

Brian Bellend mashing lemons to get the juice out?

Also, Brian groping Sophie at the table.... puts you right off your food

I blame Jade Goody, unfortunately.

Not realising you had to add liquid to the mixture to make the soup

Why is Sophie wearing underwear to dinner?

Also, none of the buggers can cook... why are they on here?

Brain Dowling's humour and Sophie's cluelessness  were a great combo

Brian:' Do you really think potatos grow on trees?'

Sophie:' Well do they?'

Brian: 'Yes! next to the money tree and the diamond tree!'