I'm saying nothing about the shameless attempt to get all of us forum ladies picturing what's going on between your legs. 

As daft as I can be at time Cinds, I can assure you I am doing nothing more than recounting a rather strange event which occurred during my morning ritual. 

Edit:

Actually, when you do read it, sort of comes across like that 

But it is all true I say...

You made me choke on my tea! 

Begone mental images, begone!!!!

*EC throws out a virtual pat on the back to dislodge tea*

 Thank you - now can you do something about the mental images?

Would this help?

 Just the job, thanks Jen.

There's a mountain just like that in Wester Ross, Scotland.

A marvellous erection!

I have the same dream.

Driving up a steep hill with hair pin bends.

I eventually look up to see a huge black church - its been burnt.

I need to get inside - i've been there before.

I run around the back of the church to an attached house.

The double doors are open and i walk in - and through into several rooms looking for something or someone.

That's it ... dreamt this about 5 times

Close Encounters of the Third Leg! 

 You have been visited EC  

Church in your dream

To see the outside of the church in your dream signifies sacredness and spiritual nourishment. It is representative of your value system and the things you hold sacred.

To dream that you are inside a church suggests that you are seeking for spiritual enlightenment and guidance. You are looking to be uplifted in some way. Perhaps you have made some past mistakes which have set you back on your path toward your goals. With proper support, you will get on the right track again. Alternatively, the dream may also mean that you are questioning and debating your life path and where it is leading. You are reevaluating what you want to do.

House in your dream

To see a house in your dream represents your own soul and self. Specific rooms in the house indicate a specific aspect of your psyche. In general, the attic represents your intellect, the basement represents the subconscious, etc. If the house is empty, then it indicates feelings of insecurity.If the house is shifting, then it suggests that you are going through some personal changes and changing your belief system. To dream that a house has no walls represents a lack of privacy. You feel that everyone is looking over your shoulder or up in your business. If you live with others in your walking life, but dream that you are living alone suggests that you need to take new steps toward independence. You need to accept responsibilities and be more self-reliant. If you are locked out of the house, then it represents rejection and insecurity. You feel you are being left behind.

To see an abandoned house in your dream implies that you have left behind your past. You are ready to move forward toward the future. To see an old, run-down house in your dream represents your old beliefs, attitudes and how you used to think or feel. A situation in your current life may be bringing about those same old attitudes and feelings. Alternatively, the old house may symbolize your need to update you mode of thinking. If you see messy and/or dilapidated houses in your dream, then it implies that an aspect of your own life is in chaos. You may be suffering from some emotional or psychological clutter. You need to release these feelings in order to regain control. To dream that your house is damaged indicates your waking concerns about the condition of your house. To dream that you are cleaning your house signifies your need to clear out your thoughts and get rid of old ways. You are seeking self-improvement. To see a new house in your dream indicates that you are entering into a new phase or new area in your life. You are becoming more emotionally mature.

To dream that your house is broken into suggests that you are feeling violated. It may refer to a particular relationship or current situation in your life. Alternatively, it indicates that some subconscious material is attempting to make itself known. There are some aspects of yourself that you have denied. To dream that a house has disappeared indicates that you are not feeling grounded. You feel uprooted by a particular circumstance or relationship in your life. To dream that you are inside a stranger's house indicates that there is something that you have yet to discover about yourself. It may mean that there are repressed memories, fears or emotions that you are not confronting.

To dream that water is rising up in your house suggests that you are becoming overwhelmed by your emotions. To see houses under water implies that you are very comfortable with your own emotions. Alternatively, the dream may be a reflection of your housing situation. Perhaps you are "underwater" in your mortgage.

Room in your dream

To dream that you are in a room represents a particular aspect of yourself or a specific relationship. Dreams about various rooms often relate to hidden areas of the conscious mind and different aspects of your personality. If the room is welcoming or comfortable, then it signifies opulence and satisfaction in life. If you see a dark or confined room, then it denotes that you feel trapped or repressed in a situation.

To dream that you find or discover a new room suggests that you are developing new strengths and taking on new roles. You may be growing emotionally. Consider what you find in the discovered room as it may indicate repressed memories, fears, or rejected emotions. Alternatively, such rooms are symbolic of neglected skills or rejected potential.

To dream that you are in an empty white room indicates a fresh start. It is like a blank canvas where you want to start life anew. Alternatively, the dream means that you are trying to isolate yourself. You do not want any outside influences.

To dream of a yellow room suggests that you need to use your mind. You are feeling stimulated mentally.

^^^ very interesting.

The church in my dreams is abandoned and gutted by fire. Totally black.

I know its there but i'm still shocked to see it. I know it will be on this winding road.

The house behind is empty - but it shouldn't be.

I know what it will look like before i go in but got no idea how or why.

I'm looking for the people, they should be there but its empty.

Very odd - like de ja vue in a dream

Is there Fluffy? Oooh how spooky  I always wanted to visit the mountain showed in Close Encounters [Its one of my top 3 films].

I'm in the mood now to watch Close Encounters.  I might have a look on netflix. 

Mine too Can't remember how many times I've seen it, but quite a few

 Ditto! Us Roses think alike  

It seems like we do on a few things we must be the same breed of Rose

EC I know you like your tech stuff ,what do you think of Google Glass?

http://www.techradar.com/news/...need-to-know-1078114

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