the secret Camden cucumber 18.07.13

in a local paper is mystery,
but when is up the number,
will this be land mark history,
who's going to remember the cucumber.
in a few places they are seen,
they stand out like glitter,
obviously this message is green,
95% water won't leave you bitter.
has someone got error,
or a problem that is deep,
is this going to explode into terror,
someone might be selling them knock off cheap.
or is it a joke,
and they think its cool,
but its not a April the 1st "poke",
now who is the fool.
maybe its a new juice,
and this is promotion,
will it flood the market when loose,
would you drink a green portion.
i give up and concede,
interest in this is starting to lumber,
please let this secret be freed,
if you no, call me now on this cucumber.