Well do we have a live feed discussion thread? Its piss if we cant post in here... and wtf is a lut anyway lol?

I think this is the LUT thread.
The live discussion thread is above this at the top of the page.
At least I think that's right.

I'll do some LUTting when I can, but I'm not able to do it right now.

Meaty, the LUT is where people transcribe what is happening on the live feed. If you want to DISCUSS what's happening then use the discussion thread.

When I work out their names I will LUT.....

Rachel and Ife talking.

Mario, Josie and Ben on the bed chatting.


Ben is not a good sleeper...

"You've got a hair on Your breast" Mario to Jose
 
Lol

Mario, Ben and Josie are in the bedroom discussing the merits of single and double beds.

Oh joy, twittering birds!

Ellooo Doc! 



*breaks LUT protocol...  just this once though*

sorry sorry... but dunno if he will be anywhere else.....   I will leave you lot to it!

Up the Lutters n all that! 

Ife appears to be smoking, Josie (Ithink it was Josie) said she smokes. John James said he doesn't. Mario is repeating his tale of how he came to be wearing a mole costume while entering the house.

And the birds are twittering again!

They are now in the main living area.
It seems that they are all going to take turns to tell the others something about themselves.
A quick summary of their lives.
Starting with Ife

Now Steve. Very brief - 8 kids, metal legs "that's me"
Now Dave - how he became "friends with God".
sound dip

Dave - has 4 children, loves his wife.  Gets intoxicated on God's presence.
"We do like spiritual sloshfests; we get high on God. We get jacked up on Jesus. I know it sounds crazy."
"The bible says his love is like wine. I'll spend 3 or 4 months, like, just, like trancing out."
Dave says he snores pretty badly.

Sunshine (Yvette): Has a chihuaha. Went into medicine following her reaction to her mother's death.
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Missed Shabby because of ads.
Nathan: Lives with grandparents. "I gob off, drink, have fun."  Lots of glottal stops and very few letter Ts.  "I'm happy being a dickhead. If it makes people smile I'll do it."
Mario: "In a dream.  Rediscovering who I am really am. Trying to find what I want out of life."
Likes fashion, science, Harry Potter. Fired from most of his jobs. Gets bored easily. Unemployed.
(Profile says he is half British half Italian. I would say he has a strong Irish accent.)

Goven - being the teenager of the group - chooses to lounge/lay on top of the furniture-rest, rather than sit on the seats.
Govan: "I wan'ed to be a scientist but that didn't work out."
John and Ben share a glass of water.
John now speaking more and getting louder.
Govan: Says he is 21 (His profile says 19)
He has lost their attention. Others talking over and distracting him.
Sunshine interrupts to say she is the most creative person in the world.
Govan lives with his grandparents. Has a cat.


(Some camp gestures during his 'speech')
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Caoimhe.. (How can a name that looks like that sound completely different when spoken?)
"Amazed to be here."
Sunshine again interrupts the flow to tell John he looks like Beckham.
Josie now:  "I haven't really got a talent." After only a few seconds Josie says "There is nothing else".

Rachel:  A hairdresser. Didn't think she woule get this far. She can't believe she is in the house.


Ben:  Involved in arts, music, passions.  "9-5s aren't for me".
Does a bit of broadcasting, likes talking and writing and organising. Loves films.
Likes things to "be big."   Likes people most of all.  He thanks the other for being nice.
He has appeared in "Ladettes to Lady"
He's also done "Celebrity Come Dine With Me."  (So not new to tv.)

John James (you can call me JJ). Spoke of the practicalities of an Australian getting to UK for Big Brother.
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It's Gaelic.

Aaaah! 

Scene change to bedroom.
Ben carefully places his jeans in drawer while revealing his pristine, hugging underwear.

Shifts briefly to The Nest. Steve and Shabby leave. Dave and ?somebody else? still in there.

Return to bedroom.
Corin and Rachel explaining explaing BB mechanics to JJ (John James).

Corian, Rachel and JJ talking to Mario about being a mole.
But no-one has yet thought of the possibility of a double bluff.

The quiet JJ is now talking rather a lot.

Dave, Nathan and Josie in The Nest.

Both in The Nest and the bedroom, complaining begins about "no tea bags" and "no luggage".

Shabby cleaning teeth. Restless. Checking mirrors.


Ife has taken off her ridiculously long black wig.
She is now shaven.
David yawns.
(Josie appears to have borrowed Katia's knitted bonnet from the previous series.)
JJ: "I feel like a whinger already". (Mmm possibly; pity because I have No11 in the random choice list.)

Delight all round that the store-room is now open.
Suitcases being collected and unpacked.
There is also food.
Shabby : "We've got some food here bitches."
Steve's wheelchair is there too.
Meanwhile Mario (Mole) prepares his 'nest'
Ben looks neat in his underwear.
JJ has his hood over his head (even though it has been described as "boiling" hot.

The Old Tree (now a chest of drawers) is speaking to Mario the Mole.
He has been given a task involving a marker pen and a ball, which he has to smuggle to his Mole-Hole.
(I didn't get the details I'm afraid - the sound was poor. But no doubt we will soon find out.)

Struggling with suitcases and unpacking.
Ben neatly arranging and placing his clothes in a drawer. Shabby ramming hers in.
Dave putting things on coathangers. Nathan being careful. Shabby bunging 'em in.

Unpacking goes on and on.
Ben can't find space for his toiletries.
Mario goes to the Bob Righter dummy and asks it to speak to him - it doesn't.
Mario and Ben chat. Ben says he has already upset the public (he was booed on entry.)
Unpacking goes on and on.

Shabby and Nathan think it would be great to join @Minister@ Dave in one of his ecstatic God experiences.

Sorry folks, but I must finish for tonight. (Got to be up early.)

Brisket! 

Molio is finally alone in his hole.

His mission is to write a message on a beach ball and leave it in the garden in the morning as if it was a message thrown in from outside.
I think the message is to be of his own making.

Message reads " Josie is the bookies favorite." Then it is not so clear, but he adds "First 5 have a secret." More scribbling which is too hard to see and Molio reads it and it is not that clear to me but it may be "David most hated"

Molio goes to see if he can plant the beach ball in position but finds the smokers/nesters are still up. He joins in the talk in the carosel.

Bedroom. Talk of Molio being a mole. Go figure!

JJ loud. Much complaining all round about everything I'd say.

Monky Dave confronts Molio in the garden. Asks if there is anything he (Monky) needs to know. Molio just about manages to fend him off.

Garden now empty. Molio exhausted in his hole still waiting until the coast is clear.

Curtains... not blinds close in bedroom. More chatter even though Ben has asked them to stop.

I now must leave them to it.

thanks so much brisket and xoch

Yay a LUT.... ty xoch and brisket... xxx

JJ, molio, corin and Steve are the only ones up.....Molio has been kicked out of his hole maintenance work apparently...JJ is talking alot still wearing his hood

hi lal