Ah, how the hell am I going to get it all the way up there Bliz....ahh, I have a plan, I'll use me bra as a catapult, there ye go ...catch! Hope I didn't spill any on yer pretty crinoline petticoats

Jose sticking it to Sam and John James shown later.

You're going to make glue out of Bliz's horse Provides alternative supplies of super steel velcro

Lost my wireless connection, what happened...oh bloody hell just seen the time, hls are on, laters

It's OK, I'm getting used to it.

And I'm a big girl!

*** gets ready for Supes' bra slinging beer fest ***

Lmao I know, they will have to get past me first.


Sam Pepper in bed with Josie whilst John James is in the Diary Room.

darlo, did you have your out patients appointment today?

If you did, I hope it went well.

for blizzie

Lockes!

Am I hanging on for dear life? Or cuddling it?! 

you look pretty though

Nah it's in September.


LOL Lockes we'll need Buckaroo next...

Thank you, Lockes. I do try!  

Oh, right!

Good luck in September, then!

Ok...Twannng...he says cheers Bliz

Oooh, the Clooney!

*** falls off high horse, but doesn't spill a drop ***

apparently Nathan is writing nasty things on his facebook now about josie

Have you got a link Lockes?

no supes I think Darlo may have, I read it on Ds

Link Lockes.

That has a ring to it!

Sounds v v much like John James is going to walk

 



I bet they wont try to stop Josie walking, they will all have their eyes on the prize then

Dave's practically pushing them out!

listen to saint feckin Dave now

I was kinda torn whether to want Josie to walk or not with John but now i'm glad she's not.



Steve is practically gutted about that PMSL.

Hahaha ... he really was!

Just thought I'd leave this here too.....great quote from Josie....


Josie was asked if she was serious about leaving if JJ1 did....she said no, she'd just said that to stop him in his tracks, she then said she could never go after being given a pass to the final because......

 "It's like someone paying for you to go on holiday and then you pissing all over their face"

darlo have u got a link to nathans facey

I haven't got the link but just type in Nathan Dunn Big Brother and it should come up Lockes.

Golden showers

Ha Ha Ducky she never fails to amuse me.


John James back out the DR for now...

I luv'er!

bens a wanker

OMG imagine the meltdown here on Tuesday if Josie wins.

The champagne is on ice

Unfortunately, I shall be on my way to Portugal, on my high horse.

Pegasus Airways!

Been reading your posts they are so funny  first time I have looked in this thread, sorry I am not  Josie fan just wanted to say hello  I am off to bed Goodnight All

Marge!

Good to see you and good night.

Thought for the day, (acknowledges original author who I have edited)


Once upon a time 
~~~~~~~~ 
Somewhere in Borehamwood, 
~~~~~~~~ 
A beautiful, independent, 
fun and fiesty princess,
~~~~~~~~ 
Happened upon a crab as she sat, 
contemplating.
Wrapped in her duvet,
stuffing her face
~~~~~~~~ 
The crab hopped into the princess' bed 
and said: ' Beautiful Lady, 
I was once a handsome prince, 
until the evil Rachel cast a spell upon me.'
~~~~~~~~ 
I don't give an f'in rip,
you understand,
BUT one snog from you,
on the outside,
and I will turn back, 
into the much loved, young prince that I am 
~~~~~~~~ 
and then,Miss Piggy, we can marry 
~~~~~~~~ 
and have our wedding featured in OK magazine
and set up home in your cabin,
~~~~~~~~ 
with my mummy, 
~~~~~~~~ 
where you can cook our meals, 
~~~~~~~~ 
launder our clothes,
bear my children, 
~~~~~~~~ 
and forever feel 
grateful and happy doing so
~~~~~~~~ 

That night, 
~~~~~~~~ 
as the princess dined sumptuously 
~~~~~~~~ 
on  dressed crab
~~~~~~~~ 
seasoned in a champagne 
~~~~~~~ 
and  fresh cream sauce, 
~~~~~~~~ 
she chuckled and thought to herself: 
~~~~~~~~ 
I don't ****in think so!