I got this months Prima and it was all about celebrating your curves...
I am a 14-16. I like food.
I like wine
I need to do more exercise for my health sake.. BUT

Life is too blinking short to be obsessive.
I am with you Spongy... have a crisp.

I'm in

welcome issy!!! xxx........*munches crisps*.........is it to early for a beer do yer think?...

and welcome soopes xxx...........this is what i'm talking about.......cake like in your picture!!......who wants to eat something that tastes like cardboard....when yer can wrap yer gums round a nice gateaux...............

Spongey, you must have been reading my mind

It's five o'clock somewhere

Open the door a bit wider. I want to come in.

I don't particularly like cake, but I'll join anyway.

*leaves supplies of Slimfast and Weightwatchers meals at door,runs*

That picture cracks me up....they've blurred her eyes to retain some what?  Anonymity?  Dignity?


Just say no to the ryvitas spinge

Can a Dave fan sneak in?

*throws pasta sauce over the lot of you*......don't all rush to lick it off now

welcome spider xx........chocolate instead?...........iks..course you can join xxx.......

lee..........weightwatchers is devils food..........

kayteeeeeeeeeee..........i'm getting john james on you.........


blizzie xxx...........................*widens door*............

I've got Pineapple Creams right now and I'm as happy as a ho in a cucumber field!

Spongey, is this the official Brissle Josie fan club?  

Great isn't it, and it makes me feel like Twiggy

And wider.................

Probably so she wont be recognised next time she delivers a few babies innit

*** squeezes in ***

A song, whilst we stuff our faces?

If I loin does it mean I have to argue with myself in the Sam thread?....

welcome karms xxxx...........soopes......i fink it is..........

blizzie...........i reckon that should be the possee ossifal chooooooooon............

Karms, hahahahahaha!

She^^^ has a better barnett :/

Or this? I think the lyrics suit Da Josie.

Is that a filth act?

stonksy xx....if yer got food....yer welcome..............

well we're greedy in ere blizz.....we'll ave em both...........

now i've lulled you all in here.......i need to check you have the correct criteria to be in the massive.......

food
duvet
thumb sucking optional.....................

Are other body parts acceptable?

I'm sucking on a fag, instead, spongey.

But I do have roots showing - grey platinum blonde ones.

I dont have much food in, but I have a bottle of lucozade and 20 fags?

I spotted it and was too lazy to edit it....
I've got Aero and chocolate button icecream cones....

Food..check..

Duvets..check..

I knew Stonks would be in here,she'll go anywhere there's stuff that can be put in her gob.*Just knows I'll find evidence she's been in Barbie Boy's thread*

Is that her pet name for his winky?

I'm afraid to uncover my eyes tbh,I just noticed sucking is involved in this thread too,she'll have both threads open in 2 tabs.

I can't help it I'm a thread whore....

Aww could be worse,you could be a thread worm 

*peeps in*






It's a Josie Thread

I bring more supplies.

Turds in a box....

We're you dog walking Blizz,?good for you and you pooper scooper box.