I think it's a thing of real beauty. I got the pattern for this a couple of years ago and my mum started to knit it for me, but she got so bored with the small intestine that she turned it into a string of sausages and knitted me some baked beans to go with them 
Oh gawd........stoppit will ya! I need to calm down and go to bed!
I'll knit you some Ovaltine
I might try to join in and try to knit myself a nice digestive system.
It can be done and they are useful teaching tools. The one my mate had, literally had yards of small bowel - it was anatomically correct.
I think it's a thing of real beauty. I got the pattern for this a couple of years ago and my mum started to knit it for me, but she got so bored with the small intestine that she turned it into a string of sausages and knitted me some baked beans to go with them
! Now she just needs to knit the system and you can squeeze the sausage and beans through it! 
Actually apologies Gyps - she looks nothing like you at all
I think it's a thing of real beauty. I got the pattern for this a couple of years ago and my mum started to knit it for me, but she got so bored with the small intestine that she turned it into a string of sausages and knitted me some baked beans to go with them
Oh gawd........stoppit will ya! I need to calm down and go to bed!
I'll knit you some Ovaltine
Ewwww! Ill take my chances without it ta. Night all anyways 
I think it's a thing of real beauty. I got the pattern for this a couple of years ago and my mum started to knit it for me, but she got so bored with the small intestine that she turned it into a string of sausages and knitted me some baked beans to go with them
Oh gawd........stoppit will ya! I need to calm down and go to bed!
I'll knit you some Ovaltine
Ewwww! Ill take my chances without it ta. Night all anyways
G'night!
The bastards videoed it 
Get it on Utoob!! It's the law 
* *<<insert smiley bottom here
The bastards videoed it
Get it on Utoob!! It's the law
* *<<insert smiley bottom here
I'm gone! G'night
Lol
Already had to tell Mrs Muf to keep her sycophancy down
The bastards videoed it
Get it on Utoob!! It's the law
* *<<insert smiley bottom here
No way muffles
Spoil sport
BTW, if Dave wants to marry Angela Eagle, he'll have to divorce Cleggy first!
Doesn't he just say 'I divorce you' three times and goes widershins round the nearest church?
You know,all of us on here have some sort of baggage. Read around - we all have problems.Many of us share them on here, some of us would prefer not to.It is not attention seeking - sometimes venting on an anonymous forum is the only thing that helps.
I was in a very bad place a few years ago - possibly was too vocal about it and said too much to many people.I was also ( at times ) not as kind as I could have been.
Prom helped me through what was hell and now we are happy together
I am sorry if that upsets people,offends people and I am sure that there will be a lot of comments telling me what they think of me. But that is life. We all try to get through it the best way we can.
Well, I think it's wonderful that you have found each other and the happiness you deserve and the same to all forum couples.
The best of luck to you both.....I'm off to buy my hat 
There we are MrsB, you're going to get a chance to wear the hat a bit sooner than we thought.
And I too am mistyfied as to why this is causing such a problem for Cologne.
In fact (sorry Cologne) but to me your posts are coming accross as quite hostile.
I may not have been aware of the Issy/Prom relationship as long as some peeps, but I see nothing wrong with it or with the fact that it wasn't blazoned all over the place.
oh well I still think he's gay & it's all a big sham. And he should just come out of the closet & be loud & proud 
Who, Prom,
Fair enough. The whole thread has taken an odd turn (cheers Col). I'm still bereft of wedding-avoiding ideas me and Baz knitting in the closet is my best offer so far.
Looks like it's knitting in the closet then! I'm in!!!
Fair enough. The whole thread has taken an odd turn (cheers Col). I'm still bereft of wedding-avoiding ideas me and Baz knitting in the closet is my best offer so far.
Looks like it's knitting in the closet then! I'm in!!!
*budges over and makes room for EFFT
*
Well there's a shocker!
There have been taunts since i came here from various Fms about me being a former FM. The only long thread i had involved FMS taking the piss and resulting in me surely being this EX FM. some of the stuff posted in there would be really offensive to the person they were referring to. Do you not care that this former FM may still be reading these posts? I feel he head a bad deal and therefore have to stand his corner and wind you lot up on here. Nothing like a bit of fun and games to get this forum moving.
But do you not see that by frequently going on about it, you could be alienating yourself?
Fair enough. The whole thread has taken an odd turn (cheers Col). I'm still bereft of wedding-avoiding ideas me and Baz knitting in the closet is my best offer so far.
Looks like it's knitting in the closet then! I'm in!!!
*budges over and makes room for EFFT*
Thanks Baz.
I do not like cauliflower cheese
I do not like maccaroni cheese
Ido not like rice pudding
So there!
I do not like cauliflower cheese
I do not like maccaroni cheese
Ido not like rice pudding
So there!
Well I like all three, so can I have your portions please? I live on a main road and haven't heard a car going past the house for about 30 minutes, so this looks like a good time to stop work for a bit and go to the supermarket
I do not like cauliflower cheese
I do not like maccaroni cheese
Ido not like rice pudding
So there!
Well I like all three, so can I have your portions please? I live on a main road and haven't heard a car going past the house for about 30 minutes, so this looks like a good time to stop work for a bit and go to the supermarket
We live in a village, so it's quite quiet anyway.
BTW, did you know that the only difference between a hamlet and a village is a church?
If it doesn't have a church it is officially classed as a hamlet and will only become a village once it gets a church!
I do not like cauliflower cheese
I do not like maccaroni cheese
Ido not like rice pudding
So there!
Well I like all three, so can I have your portions please? I live on a main road and haven't heard a car going past the house for about 30 minutes, so this looks like a good time to stop work for a bit and go to the supermarket
Anytime growly.
BTW, did you know that the only difference between a hamlet and a village is a church?
If it doesn't have a church it is officially classed as a hamlet and will only become a village once it gets a church!
In the last couple of days I've been doing the annual accounts of our local village hall. Yesterday I had a look on the Charity Commission website at the details they show for the village hall. I noticed then that the original deed setting up the village hall in the mid 1920s referred to this area as a hamlet rather than as a village. At that time there was a church made out of prefabricated material. The village at that time was too small to be regarded as a village and the pre-fab church was treated as belonging to another neighbouring parish.
By 1932, there had been a lot of buidling in the area and it was decided that a permanent church was needed. This was built in 1933 and at the same time the new parish was created and so the area ceased to be a hamlet and became a village.
our village has 2 churches (the village church... and the other church for the landowners & posher peeps... unofficial but strictly adhered to classification)...
does this make us a super-village?
pfft, you already snubbed me 
Well you never told me you had a boyfriend. You HARLOT! ..... (i didn't mean that, I'm just terribly upset 
our village has 2 churches (the village church... and the other church for the landowners & posher peeps... unofficial but strictly adhered to classification)...
does this make us a super-village?
Super-village - definitely possibly
My grandparents used to live in Marple which id south of Manchester. This was back in the 60s and Marple then was regarded as the largest village in the country. Like your village, there were two churches - the high church for the posh people and the low church for everyone else.
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
You never asked Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married but you won't be subjected to it either (unless you want to come). Unlike the royal couple we don't believe on forcing ourselves on the rest of the world, attention-seeking twonks the pair of them
Is it bad to feel a bit taken? 
You did keep sniping at each other.
Cologne......it's the way that you interpret that sniping though 
Sorry sprout, but I really am pissed off about this.
Why? were you after Prom for yourself?!
LOL..... well I have seen the dress etc., so I am off back to the closet and my knitting Enjoy the rest of the day EFFT
did you see the bend over when Kate's train had to be fixed?
I am having to get a plate and a knife and fork and eat my words The ceremony was amazing. I watched some of the church bits too and loved Jerusalem (I always do). The fly by was also pretty fab. Definitely made me feel proud to be British I don't think there's another country in the world that could have pulled that off.
I'm off now for a large slice of humble pie 
Good on ya for admitting that!
I am having to get a plate and a knife and fork and eat my words The ceremony was amazing. I watched some of the church bits too and loved Jerusalem (I always do). They fly by was also pretty fab. Definitely made me feel proud to be British I don't think there's another country in the world that could have pulled that off.
I'm off now for a large slice of humble pie
*bites back I told you so....*
Fortunately I've managed to avoid every bit of TV coverage, and turned the radio off when the only topic of disucssion was weddign related. I've had a lovely heavy metal fest whilst I was out and whilst I've been working instead
Fortunately I've managed to avoid every bit of TV coverage, and turned the radio off when the only topic of disucssion was weddign related. I've had a lovely heavy metal fest whilst I was out and whilst I've been working instead
I missed the whole thing but I did want to see it so will hopefully get it on highlights.
I can't help it - I am a sucker for pomp and ceremony
I am having to get a plate and a knife and fork and eat my words The ceremony was amazing. I watched some of the church bits too and loved Jerusalem (I always do). The fly by was also pretty fab. Definitely made me feel proud to be British I don't think there's another country in the world that could have pulled that off.
I'm off now for a large slice of humble pie
Yer great big jessie you!
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
You never asked Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married but you won't be subjected to it either (unless you want to come). Unlike the royal couple we don't believe on forcing ourselves on the rest of the world, attention-seeking twonks the pair of them
Is it bad to feel a bit taken?
You did keep sniping at each other.
Cologne......it's the way that you interpret that sniping though
Sorry sprout, but I really am pissed off about this.
Why Cologne, it's really not hard to read into things at times. They're happy, as are a few other couples on here so let them get on with things is what I say
I'm over it now, just the wine talking.
Prom and Izzy, I hope we'll get at least some pictures.
Fortunately I've managed to avoid every bit of TV coverage, and turned the radio off when the only topic of disucssion was weddign related. I've had a lovely heavy metal fest whilst I was out and whilst I've been working instead
I missed the whole thing but I did want to see it so will hopefully get it on highlights.
I can't help it - I am a sucker for pomp and ceremony
What?
Has Prom not recorded it all for you?
