Fair enough. The whole thread has taken an odd turn (cheers Col). I'm still bereft of wedding-avoiding ideas me and Baz knitting in the closet is my best offer so far.
It has all gone a bit odd! Anyroads, what are you knitting? I hear wooly full English breakfasts are popular..
I'm trying to convince Baz to knit a space ship-shaped cardigan complete with fake martians but she said you'll have a green woolly hat and like it 
Fair enough. The whole thread has taken an odd turn (cheers Col). I'm still bereft of wedding-avoiding ideas me and Baz knitting in the closet is my best offer so far.
It has all gone a bit odd! Anyroads, what are you knitting? I hear wooly full English breakfasts are popular..
I think he's speed knitting a hat for the wedding 
!
Like this one? 
I love cauliflower cheese and rice pud
Fair enough. The whole thread has taken an odd turn (cheers Col). I'm still bereft of wedding-avoiding ideas me and Baz knitting in the closet is my best offer so far.
It has all gone a bit odd! Anyroads, what are you knitting? I hear wooly full English breakfasts are popular..
I had a friend whose Mum knitted her a whole alimentary canal for a teaching session. It was velcroed and everything..
Ahhhhhh brilliant! 
Anyhoo, as for the original question, if anyone is a fan of the Only Way is Essex they're showing the WHOLE lot (from the very start) back to back on ITV2 tomorrow starting at 8.50 (Well, that's what the woman on the tele said)
Good god! I think that might be even worse! 
But how very dare they take Jeremy Kyle off ITV2 tomorrow.
That arseole should be shot. 
Or better still be forced to spend 12 months on the front line reporting in Afghanistan. 
stop posting in this fred, its all gone tits up, and everyoneisusing it for thire own ends, and i has to stpoop
!stop
i meant stop
itsa gewtting us nio where, which is fine if thats where you wnatwed ot be.
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Fair enough. The whole thread has taken an odd turn (cheers Col). I'm still bereft of wedding-avoiding ideas me and Baz knitting in the closet is my best offer so far.
It has all gone a bit odd! Anyroads, what are you knitting? I hear wooly full English breakfasts are popular..
I'm trying to convince Baz to knit a space ship-shaped cardigan complete with fake martians but she said you'll have a green woolly hat and like it
I might try to join in and try to knit myself a nice digestive system.
Fair enough. The whole thread has taken an odd turn (cheers Col). I'm still bereft of wedding-avoiding ideas me and Baz knitting in the closet is my best offer so far.
It has all gone a bit odd! Anyroads, what are you knitting? I hear wooly full English breakfasts are popular..
I think he's speed knitting a hat for the wedding
!
Like this one?
Yeah! something like that Slinki 
Fair enough. The whole thread has taken an odd turn (cheers Col). I'm still bereft of wedding-avoiding ideas me and Baz knitting in the closet is my best offer so far.
It has all gone a bit odd! Anyroads, what are you knitting? I hear wooly full English breakfasts are popular..
I'm trying to convince Baz to knit a space ship-shaped cardigan complete with fake martians but she said you'll have a green woolly hat and like it
I might try to join in and try to knit myself a nice digestive system.
It can be done and they are useful teaching tools. The one my mate had, literally had yards of small bowel - it was anatomically correct.
Fair enough. The whole thread has taken an odd turn (cheers Col). I'm still bereft of wedding-avoiding ideas me and Baz knitting in the closet is my best offer so far.
It has all gone a bit odd! Anyroads, what are you knitting? I hear wooly full English breakfasts are popular..
I'm trying to convince Baz to knit a space ship-shaped cardigan complete with fake martians but she said you'll have a green woolly hat and like it
I might try to join in and try to knit myself a nice digestive system.
You have to get the colours right though
This is whats gets my goat Prom- Fms "assume" we have been here before and probably PM's get distributed not to talk to that FM. I seem to have been at the center of this recently and am getting fed up of them relating me to a past forum member coz i seem to have the same spelling mistakes and views of past members. I could be winding them up- have they never thought of this? Keep posting Prom and Issy and take this place as a pinch of salt. Lets see what happens when CBB starts later. 
You're doing my bloody nut in. Why do you turn everything around to be about YOU? The other night you went on about it, nobody has said a word to you for ages (from what I've seen) yet you're still banging on and on and bloody on about being treated so badly here. If people were on your back everytime you logged in I could understand it. But it hasn't been like that. When I log in I usually have a read of your threads and I can't see this constant baiting you're talking about.
There have been taunts since i came here from various Fms about me being a former FM. The only long thread i had involved FMS taking the piss and resulting in me surely being this EX FM. some of the stuff posted in there would be really offensive to the person they were referring to. Do you not care that this former FM may still be reading these posts? I feel he head a bad deal and therefore have to stand his corner and wind you lot up on here. Nothing like a bit of fun and games to get this forum moving.
Do I care that Real may still be reading this forum? Quite honestly I really couldn't give a shit. Apologies if I'm supposed to.
You feel he had a bad deal so you have to stand up for him and wind everyone up (which I can only presume you can do so by pretending to get upset at being accused of being him, but then you say this genuinely upsets you)
I'm glad this all makes sense in your head.
karms, its probs best not to ge tinvolved....
karms, its probs best not to ge tinvolved....
I've stayed well away from the whole lot of it cos it sounded like something out of a Clockwork Orange. Sandwich short and all that. Just this bloke is banging on about all the ruddy time 
But you're right my lovely, I shall cease and desist! x
I might try to join in and try to knit myself a nice digestive system.
It can be done and they are useful teaching tools. The one my mate had, literally had yards of small bowel - it was anatomically correct.
oh i have seen him /her bangin on about it all the time,, i feel your pain..
but if you'd like anything else fetl..
im your man...
Thats the one Slinky .The liver looks like a jaunty beret
excellent intestines slinky.
oh i have seen him /her bangin on about it all the time,, i feel your pain..
but if you'd like anything else fetl..
im your man...
Well I am honoured! 
Catch ya later xx
Fair enough. The whole thread has taken an odd turn (cheers Col). I'm still bereft of wedding-avoiding ideas me and Baz knitting in the closet is my best offer so far.
It has all gone a bit odd! Anyroads, what are you knitting? I hear wooly full English breakfasts are popular..
I'm trying to convince Baz to knit a space ship-shaped cardigan complete with fake martians but she said you'll have a green woolly hat and like it
I might try to join in and try to knit myself a nice digestive system.
I'll probably need a new digestive system after this weekend what with all the footy which means vindaloos (it's the law) so if someone knits you a good one please share
Thats the one Slinky .The liver looks like a jaunty beret
Intestines are looking fine too
I might try to join in and try to knit myself a nice digestive system.
It can be done and they are useful teaching tools. The one my mate had, literally had yards of small bowel - it was anatomically correct.
I think it's a thing of real beauty. I got the pattern for this a couple of years ago and my mum started to knit it for me, but she got so bored with the small intestine that she turned it into a string of sausages and knitted me some baked beans to go with them
excellent intestines slinky.
Why thankyou! They're my best feature
I love cauliflower cheese and rice pud
Together?
The tongue and the anus look like the same thing
The tongue and the anus look like the same thing
is this about the human centipede again 
I love cauliflower cheese and rice pud
Together?
ohh I don't know...
Could work....
Fair enough. The whole thread has taken an odd turn (cheers Col). I'm still bereft of wedding-avoiding ideas me and Baz knitting in the closet is my best offer so far.
It has all gone a bit odd! Anyroads, what are you knitting? I hear wooly full English breakfasts are popular..
I'm trying to convince Baz to knit a space ship-shaped cardigan complete with fake martians but she said you'll have a green woolly hat and like it
I might try to join in and try to knit myself a nice digestive system.
I'll probably need a new digestive system after this weekend what with all the footy which means vindaloos (it's the law) so if someone knits you a good one please share
You don't want that one in the pic, the bile duct drains into the stomach by the looks of it!
Trouble is by the time I realised being a strumpet would be fun, I was bloomin past it!!
Baz... Love it!
The tongue and the anus look like the same thing
is this about the human centipede again
stop it now
Is that you with the cake on your head on your avatar ?
I think it's a thing of real beauty. I got the pattern for this a couple of years ago and my mum started to knit it for me, but she got so bored with the small intestine that she turned it into a string of sausages and knitted me some baked beans to go with them
Oh gawd........stoppit will ya! I need to calm down and go to bed!
I might try to join in and try to knit myself a nice digestive system.
It can be done and they are useful teaching tools. The one my mate had, literally had yards of small bowel - it was anatomically correct.
I think it's a thing of real beauty. I got the pattern for this a couple of years ago and my mum started to knit it for me, but she got so bored with the small intestine that she turned it into a string of sausages and knitted me some baked beans to go with them
! Now she just needs to knit the system and you can squeeze the sausage and beans through it!
The tongue and the anus look like the same thing
is this about the human centipede again
stop it now
Is that you with the cake on your head on your avatar ?
noooo, I stole her off the internet
The tongue and the anus look like the same thing
is this about the human centipede again
stop it now
Is that you with the cake on your head on your avatar ?
noooo, I stole her off the internet
There's a lot of that about don't cha know....
The tongue and the anus look like the same thing
is this about the human centipede again
stop it now
Is that you with the cake on your head on your avatar ?
noooo, I stole her off the internet
There's a lot of that about don't cha know....
i only want her for her hat,
