Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item? 
What, WHAT, WHAT!!?!??!??!!! 
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
I think we should have competitions. Like who can count to 100 the quickest, and then we have to try and beat each others time. OH MY GOD! That sounds like so much fun it might be illegal!!!
A perfectly acceptable alternative to wedding-related pomposity 
lol
Kate's already losing weight just like Di so she may go a bit mental soon.
Judging by how fast William's losing his hair, with celeb BB starting up soon, there might be an opportunity for him to rebrand himself as stereotypical camp bald man 'sex terrorist'. With his plummy accent, partiality for the Tories, connections and taste for blood sports he could be the next Derek Laud.
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
What, WHAT, WHAT!!?!??!??!!!
that's what somebody said in the thread about couples. 
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by sandra:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by sandra:
i will be at work 
( secretly seething i've not got a day off )
LOL..... perhaps Prom will come and take your place Sandra....
dya think he could carry it off lol all stick ma pinny on him
I can act with the best of them. I'll pretend I play for Barcelona*
*female posters may not get this joke**
**it wasn't very funny anyway
I did. I saw the match
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
What, WHAT, WHAT!!?!??!??!!!
that's what somebody said in the thread about couples.
Awww, I want a forum partner
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
You never asked 
Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married but you won't be subjected to it either (unless you want to come). Unlike the royal couple we don't believe on forcing ourselves on the rest of the world, attention-seeking twonks the pair of them 
Prom,can we have some confirmation please.
Originally Posted by Growlybear:
I was the only bridesmaid at my best friend's wedding too. I suppose you could say I welled up - I got quite a bad attack of wind, and kept farting. Fortunately, they were silent but deadly ones
Hahahahaha - at least you couldn't smell them on the video
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
You never asked Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married but you won't be subjected to it either (unless you want to come). Unlike the royal couple we don't believe on forcing ourselves on the rest of the world, attention-seeking twonks the pair of them
Is it bad to feel a bit taken? 
You did keep sniping at each other.
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married
It is my wedding anniversary tomorrow - and I decree that you can all have the day off
I'm going to wake up singing
"I'm getting married in the morning"..kick him out of bed and go celebrate.
Or on the other hand i can have a lie in 
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
1. How to avoid the royal wedding: We've got 1 hour and 20 minutes to start and conclude a successful republican overthrow of the monarchy. I've just checked BBC News 24 and there's no sign that anyone else is doing one, so we'll have to be quick about it.
Preach it brother! Get your bad self right in there and start that revolution 
I'll be right behind you, probably
Can I support you from home? I have important sleeping to do
yeah, but if you don't come along, you might wake up and find a King Carnelian or King Prom has overthrown the monarchy and then decided that a republic was not such a good idea in the first place!
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
You never asked Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married but you won't be subjected to it either (unless you want to come). Unlike the royal couple we don't believe on forcing ourselves on the rest of the world, attention-seeking twonks the pair of them
Is it bad to feel a bit taken?
You did keep sniping at each other.
You never said you were taken
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married
It is my wedding anniversary tomorrow - and I decree that you can all have the day off
congratulations roxi. Never mind the stupid royals. Have a lovely day. 
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
1. How to avoid the royal wedding: We've got 1 hour and 20 minutes to start and conclude a successful republican overthrow of the monarchy. I've just checked BBC News 24 and there's no sign that anyone else is doing one, so we'll have to be quick about it.
Preach it brother! Get your bad self right in there and start that revolution I'll be right behind you, probably
Can I support you from home? I have important sleeping to do
yeah, but if you don't come along, you might wake up and find a King Carnelian or King Prom has overthrown the monarchy and then decided that a republic was not such a good idea in the first place!
Hell, can't be any worse than it is now. Could you put a ban on Chavs living in this country please?
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
1. How to avoid the royal wedding: We've got 1 hour and 20 minutes to start and conclude a successful republican overthrow of the monarchy. I've just checked BBC News 24 and there's no sign that anyone else is doing one, so we'll have to be quick about it.
Preach it brother! Get your bad self right in there and start that revolution I'll be right behind you, probably
Can I support you from home? I have important sleeping to do
yeah, but if you don't come along, you might wake up and find a King Carnelian or King Prom has overthrown the monarchy and then decided that a republic was not such a good idea in the first place!
He might also find it's against the law to score goals against Chelsea and Norwich in a game of football
Issy and Prom.... I knew it.
Right from the day they both ranted about Oasis
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
You never asked Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married but you won't be subjected to it either (unless you want to come). Unlike the royal couple we don't believe on forcing ourselves on the rest of the world, attention-seeking twonks the pair of them
Is it bad to feel a bit taken?
You did keep sniping at each other.
You never said you were taken
Fair enough, it does seem a bit horrible though that the two of you were probably arguing in the same room.
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
You never asked Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married but you won't be subjected to it either (unless you want to come). Unlike the royal couple we don't believe on forcing ourselves on the rest of the world, attention-seeking twonks the pair of them
Is it bad to feel a bit taken?
You did keep sniping at each other.
Cologne......it's the way that you interpret that sniping though 
Okay, I'm officially putting myself out there.
Line up Ladies, the auditions start now!
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Have a lovely day.
I will The conversation went like this ...
Him: You know it's a bank holiday on monday
Me: Yes
Him: and our wedding anniversary
Me: Yes
Him: Do you mind if I go to see The Buzzcocks with my friend
Me: ohhhh no
I will have a lovely(peaceful) day
Ah! The Prom and Issy situation scuppers my original "prom and baz sitting in a tree!" material.
** gets prom's Barcelona joke **
We have established that various local shops are open. We will ride out on our bikes. We will continue to take our antibiotics and antihistamines. We will watch the locals taking part in the dogshit slalom competitions.
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married
It is my wedding anniversary tomorrow - and I decree that you can all have the day off
YAY! go you.............and happy one
Originally Posted by sproooot:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
You never asked Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married but you won't be subjected to it either (unless you want to come). Unlike the royal couple we don't believe on forcing ourselves on the rest of the world, attention-seeking twonks the pair of them
Is it bad to feel a bit taken?
You did keep sniping at each other.
Cologne......it's the way that you interpret that sniping though
Sorry sprout, but I really am pissed off about this.
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
1. How to avoid the royal wedding: We've got 1 hour and 20 minutes to start and conclude a successful republican overthrow of the monarchy. I've just checked BBC News 24 and there's no sign that anyone else is doing one, so we'll have to be quick about it.
Preach it brother! Get your bad self right in there and start that revolution I'll be right behind you, probably
Can I support you from home? I have important sleeping to do
yeah, but if you don't come along, you might wake up and find a King Carnelian or King Prom has overthrown the monarchy and then decided that a republic was not such a good idea in the first place!
He might also find it's against the law to score goals against Chelsea and Norwich in a game of football
Especially Norwich, as Chelsea have a bit of a habit of beating Norwich 4-0!
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
You never asked Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married but you won't be subjected to it either (unless you want to come). Unlike the royal couple we don't believe on forcing ourselves on the rest of the world, attention-seeking twonks the pair of them
Is it bad to feel a bit taken?
You did keep sniping at each other.
You never said you were taken
Fair enough, it does seem a bit horrible though that the two of you were probably arguing in the same room.
We weren't
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
You never asked Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married but you won't be subjected to it either (unless you want to come). Unlike the royal couple we don't believe on forcing ourselves on the rest of the world, attention-seeking twonks the pair of them
I thought it had been public knowledge on this forum for many months 
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Have a lovely day.
I will The conversation went like this ...
Him: You know it's a bank holiday on monday
Me: Yes
Him: and our wedding anniversary
Me: Yes
Him: Do you mind if I go to see The Buzzcocks with my friend
Me: ohhhh no
I will have a lovely(peaceful) day
LOL! by what I know/see of you post that just about sums it up
Originally Posted by MrMincePie:
Issy and Prom.... I knew it.
Right from the day they both ranted about Oasis
I think you'll find most of the sane people in the world are united against Oasis Only joking Mincey mate.
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by sproooot:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
You never asked Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married but you won't be subjected to it either (unless you want to come). Unlike the royal couple we don't believe on forcing ourselves on the rest of the world, attention-seeking twonks the pair of them
Is it bad to feel a bit taken?
You did keep sniping at each other.
Cologne......it's the way that you interpret that sniping though
Sorry sprout, but I really am pissed off about this.
I have to ask why you don't lighten up and feel the joy, as you just advised me to do?
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by sproooot:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
You never asked Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married but you won't be subjected to it either (unless you want to come). Unlike the royal couple we don't believe on forcing ourselves on the rest of the world, attention-seeking twonks the pair of them
Is it bad to feel a bit taken?
You did keep sniping at each other.
Cologne......it's the way that you interpret that sniping though
Sorry sprout, but I really am pissed off about this.
Why Cologne, it's really not hard to read into things at times. They're happy, as are a few other couples on here so let them get on with things is what I say
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
** gets prom's Barcelona joke **
I didn't even realise it was a joke
BTW, if Dave wants to marry Angela Eagle, he'll have to divorce Cleggy first!
Originally Posted by Growlybear:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
You never asked Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married but you won't be subjected to it either (unless you want to come). Unlike the royal couple we don't believe on forcing ourselves on the rest of the world, attention-seeking twonks the pair of them
I thought it had been public knowledge on this forum for many months
I can't understand why Prom and Issy are being singled out there are many forum couples on here
Are there? Really? Do you think that I should plight my troth?
(whatever that means)
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Sorry sprout, but I really am pissed off about this.
Why?
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
BTW, if Dave wants to marry Angela Eagle, he'll have to divorce Cleggy first!
Actually I think Pete Burns and Jodie Marsh might be worth a view as well. Fake weddings ftw!
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Never mind the wedding. How come you didn't say that you and Issy are an item?
You never asked Unfortunately you won't get a day off when we get married but you won't be subjected to it either (unless you want to come). Unlike the royal couple we don't believe on forcing ourselves on the rest of the world, attention-seeking twonks the pair of them
Brilliant