Let's use this thread to discuss things like...

1. How to avoid the royal wedding completely (I'm thinking of hiding in a closet for the day).

2. Better, more exciting things to do for the day. Here's a few..

Watching paint dry. Discussing watching paint dry later. Watching golf with imaginary golf balls and you have to guess where the ball landed. Discussing a big weekend of footy coming up  (actually that's a good one).

3. Alternative 'arranged' weddings that would be far more entertaining. I suggest David Cameron and that bint he told to 'calm down dear'.

4. Discuss how long it will take before they're divorced and place bets on which of them will do the dirty deed leading to said event.

It's probably fair to say this thread is pretty much for men only as most women are already blubbing into their kleenex at the thought of the fairtytale duo taking their vows.

Come on lads, help me out here 

*sings* Baz is a strumpet, baz is a strumpet 

*sings* Baz is a strumpet, baz is a strumpet 

No prom,I shall be avoiding the syrupy ,sycophantic claptrap that is the royal wedding.The weather has been good up here so hopefully I shall be in the garden,sitting in the sun or pottering around.

I'd never have thought it of Baz.

I thought we were all squeeky clean here!

It's probably fair to say this thread is pretty much for men only as most women are already blubbing into their kleenex at the thought of the fairtytale duo taking their vows.

Come on lads, help me out here 

I once watched paint dry.......it was matt emulsion....it dried at different rates over the hours...caused me much angst, thought I was going to have blotchy walls....it all turned out right in the end tho.....that is all I have to say on that matter.....

Watching  gloss paint dry is for the hard nut paint watchers tho, have'nt tried that yet..... 

I bet you enjoyed that, didn't you? Go on admit it. It's like when I get a spot ... I paint it red and then I tell people that I am pre-pubescent. I feel young again

PMSL!!

I resent that!

I bet you enjoyed that, didn't you? Go on admit it. It's like when I get a spot ... I paint it red and then I tell people that I am pre-pubescent. I feel young again

*sits in closet watching Baz knitting* maybe the wedding wasn't such a bad idea after all 

So do I!   I have never cried at anyone's wedding, let alone watching the wedding of two complete strangers. 

i will be at work     ( secretly seething i've not got a day off )  

So do I!   I have never cried at anyone's wedding, let alone watching the wedding of two complete strangers. 

i will be at work     ( secretly seething i've not got a day off )  

Trouble is by the time I realised being a strumpet would be fun, I was bloomin past it!!

OMG Growly - I was chief bridesmaid/matron of honour at my bestest friend's wedding and I couldn't believe it ... I completely welled up. I didn't want to turn into a wet snotty mess though, so I covertly faced the ceiling and blinked furiously, in between wiping my nose on my sleeve (I wasn't allowed to carry my handbag because I had to hold her flowers).

The bastards videoed it  

LOL..... perhaps Prom will come and take your place Sandra....

Awwww now that deserves an ug

1. How to avoid the royal wedding: We've got 1 hour and 20 minutes to start and conclude a successful republican overthrow of the monarchy.  I've just checked BBC News 24 and there's no sign that anyone else is doing one, so we'll have to be quick about it.

dya think he could carry it off   lol  all stick ma pinny on him 

dya think he could carry it off   lol  all stick ma pinny on him 

OMG Growly - I was chief bridesmaid/matron of honour at my bestest friend's wedding and I couldn't believe it ... I completely welled up. I didn't want to turn into a wet snotty mess though, so I covertly faced the ceiling and blinked furiously, in between wiping my nose on my sleeve (I wasn't allowed to carry my handbag because I had to hold her flowers).

The bastards videoed it  

Preach it brother! Get your bad self right in there and start that revolution  I'll be right behind you, probably 

I think we should have competitions. Like who can count to 100 the quickest, and then we have to try and beat each others time. OH MY GOD! That sounds like so much fun it might be illegal!!!