So true.

And why do I like the latest by 1D.

Gimme the meds and make them stronger!

I've just admitted the same thing 

Oooh, a pole dancer.

Make that a eunuch pole dancer 

I could do that with a much stronger pole, German, Spaniard, Finn 

I don't have details on this band, Cos - I just saw the link on my friend's Facebook.  He did an album and a tour with the Gareth Malone choir, (and they did 'Mr Blue Sky' with Jeff Lynne at Children in Need Rocks - so he's had a great experience - but I don't think that has any longevity.  As I say, his Mum's coming to mine at Christmas so I'll get all the goss - they've also beene on the One Show doing a feature thing with John Bishop.       His ambition used to be to be a professional opera singer - don't know if he's shelved that  - he's got the voice for it for sure.

I do    It's a brilliant song.

I think I have to leave now.

What one is it?

As I say, his Mum's coming to mine at Christmas so I'll get all the goss 

I hope he sticks at it;  I look forward to an update  

the new one...me and names of One Direction songs 

 I can never remember the gag but the punchline is..

"Show me a 6ft Pole and who'll need you, mate"  

I think he will  - music's all he ever wanted to do (not in an X Factor way)   He plays piano and cello and he's been chorister since he was knee high.   I think they have an agent now - they've uploaded quite a lot on you tube too - I had a wee browse around it the other night

If they sing it, it'll be that one.  

Oh come on - call yourself a fan?     I don't know what's new.. they release new songs every week.     I remember not wanting to smash the telly in once when they were on , Children in need I think.. the lyrics include 'you dad calls me son'    - it's not 'Steal My Girl'  don't like that one.

oh and you're as bad as that Damesy one.   don't kid me on you don't have your iTunes bulging with their hits

You're well up to speed with them, K 'Bo...! 

not exactly  I've just have caught myself listening intently of late 

sorted 

I'll blame my Scott  

(I may have to go check out of maternal concern now!)

Italian/Welsh ...I have never heard this accent before in my life 

No..?  It's quite normal - bit like Scots/Italian but with leeks.

I've lost track of the show now, trying to find the 1D song I don't mind... 

Maybe I dreamed it.

ah right 

What's going off in here then?

well they are on now...they may sing it for you 

Kaff and the Dame have come out as 1D fans  

Kaff's is smashing all her One Direction CD's 

and Cosi

This is it.  Life/Time changes?

Only so I didn't feel left out.

Ah... Night Changes....

wasn't this one.. but this is ok....   maybe I'm turning into a fan!

Or possibly NIGHT.

Never...I love them so much.  

yeah right...and Harry Styles is still a prat, that opinion hasn't changed 

Evening btw  what's your favourite One Direction song, EC?

Cosi was close 

But no cigar.  I'll light up another fag instead