Dave only ever seems to be "drunk on jesus" in the privacy of the Diary Room. I get the impression that he's in there a lot and we don't get to see the half of it. I always laugh when BB ask him a question which requires him to suddenly "sober up".
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He can turn it on and off at will. Tis miraculous and further proof that he is a modern day Prophet as far as I'm concerned. For it is written that he will return when the lion lies down with the lamb...so if Shabby and Ben get it together that's all the proof I need
The rivers of lager were flowing in my belly yesterday afternoon watching the match, did I boast about it ...no
and I didn't sober up as quick as Dave either If anything would put me off religion it would be Dave and his ramblings.
and I didn't sober up as quick as Dave either If anything would put me off religion it would be Dave and his ramblings.
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For it is written that he will return when the lion lies down with the lamb...so if Shabby and Ben get it together that's all the proof I need
I can't believe anybody would fall for his twaddle. I would have to tackle him and tell him he is talking shite.
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I would love it if Steven Baldwin were to enter the house when Dave was still in it...
Can you imagine... "I love God more than you so nurrrrrrr..."
Can you imagine... "I love God more than you so nurrrrrrr..."
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Can you imagine... "I love God more than you so nurrrrrrr..."
IolAnd to have someone to say...Your more fake than him"...would love to see Dave's mask slip.
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The rivers of lager were flowing in my belly yesterday afternoon watching the match, did I boast about it ...no
Quite right Dame! Right now I am in a wine addled fog, have I shared the good news with others? NO...I took some nurofen and an espresso and stayed humble and silent
Did I mention my wine river, and how I regret it this morning?..No I just suffer in silence...
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.I took some nurofen and an espresso and stayed humble and silent
and rightly so Suzy, we took it like frontier women and tried to held our heads high
You are a blessed Martyr Lal
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Did I mention my wine river, and how I regret it this morning?..No I just suffer in silence...
See so many suffer in silence, now shut it Dave
Amen Dame Ann *closes curtains and places blessed ice pack on the noggin*
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Amen Dame Ann *closes curtains and places blesses ice pack on the noggin*
awwwww
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truly wine is the work of the devil.
It tempts us hapless mortals.... "drink me drink me, you know you want to..."
And thus we do and then we suffer the follies of our ways.
And yet this demon is cruel.... it wll tempt us again and again and again...
It tempts us hapless mortals.... "drink me drink me, you know you want to..."
And thus we do and then we suffer the follies of our ways.
And yet this demon is cruel.... it wll tempt us again and again and again...
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it wll tempt us again and again and again
Floozy boozy
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it wll tempt us again and again and again
Floozy boozy
Floozy boozy
It is not my fault that the local Budgens keeps offering half price wine.
Same here, the rivers of lager yesterday, but do I talk about it.... no I just accept the pounding head and dry mouth this morning. Lager and football are truly evil things.
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It is not my fault that the local Budgens keeps offering half price wine
I meant the booze was a floozy not you
He should read Richard Dawkins `The God Delusion` rather than the bible.
No, perhaps not - his brain just couldn`t cope.
No, perhaps not - his brain just couldn`t cope.
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It is not my fault that the local Budgens keeps offering half price wine
I meant the booze was a floozy not you
I meant the booze was a floozy not you
Indeed it is..... I however am not and only drink the stuff because it is my duty to stop the sinners from drinking it.
I am so noble.
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He should read Richard Dawkins `The God Delusion` rather than the bible.
No, perhaps not - his brain just couldn`t cope.
No, perhaps not - his brain just couldn`t cope.
I don't suppose it would do any good though. People with a deep faith would just brush it off - just as atheists brush the Bible off.
Yep you`re right. And who am I to try and shatter peoples` delusions. Whatever gets you through eh?
Dawkins is as much of a bigot as Dave is IMHO.
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He should read Richard Dawkins `The God Delusion` rather than the bible
I think Mr Dawkins would get one of Dave's extra special loving hugs
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Yep you`re right. And who am I to try and shatter peoples` delusions. Whatever gets you through eh?
which brings us back to wine again...I worship at the feet of Bacchus mostly.Reference:
The rivers of love for our lord jesus christ are flowing in my belly
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Reference: The rivers of love for our lord jesus christ are flowing in my belly
It's a novel way to describe having the squits
LOL I imagine a lot of people mistake wind etc..for "the Lord"....if only they had Rennies back in the old days we wouldn't be saddled with all these churchy people It's a novel way to describe having the squits
I just think that Holy Dave is a big fraud
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I just think that Holy Dave is a big fraud
So do I , but I don't see that he's all that different from the run of the mill vicars and priests really, he just has a more eccentric communication style
He reminds me of those US TV evangelists DS, who spout all sorts of nonsense and then milk their gullible viewers for as much cash as they can...and end up in prison for it.....I wonder where his money comes from....the gullible or the state?
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He reminds me of those US TV evangelists DS, who spout all sorts of nonsense and then milk their gullible viewers for as much cash as they can...and end up in prison for it.....I wonder where his money comes from....the gullible or the state?
Doesn't he kill pests and other of God's creatures for a living? yeah, but you're right, he's exactly like those nutter americans, They are scary, but not as scary as the nuts who lap up the crap.....I suppose with the americanisation of our society, we should expect a lot more Daves to emerge here in the future
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Doesn't he kill pests and other of God's creatures for a living?
no idea DS....but he's an evangelist not a Buddhist, so that must be OK then
He's Welsh - It could be Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
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He's Welsh - It could be Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
He's not Welsh any more we can put up with the mental god bollocks but pretending to be English in the football yesterday.......no way
He'll find the Severn Bridges locked when he tries to come home....you can keep him
enjoy
no offence btw DS.
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no offence btw DS.
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Reference: Yep you`re right. And who am I to try and shatter peoples` delusions. Whatever gets you through eh?
which brings us back to wine again...I worship at the feet of Bacchus mostly.
LOL - yep, same here Isadorawhich brings us back to wine again...I worship at the feet of Bacchus mostly.
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