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Originally posted by Tootall:

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Originally posted by Trix-ster:

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
cost kick a bow agen a wow, boot eet n yed eet till eet bosts? cuz ar con, dust eyer?
they ow wuttner undertond a werd ow wor arm onabite uless thee cumst frum rind eyere, then they wut wuttner? dust sey nar then?, dust they lark sewt on thee meyt cuz ar dew?,
they cosner beyt an neyce ootceek wiv a bira cheyse n tomayta, n praps sum seseege as wull!!!
they as goo up Hanley duck if thee wonst a gud un tho

but its bacon and cheese all the way

Ooh you understood it! Well impressed!

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Originally posted by TanyaHyde:

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Originally posted by TanyaHyde:
Dee doo doh dohwn dee doh?

no-body got it yet? lol

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Originally posted by Trix-ster:

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Originally posted by Tootall:

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Originally posted by Trix-ster:

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
cost kick a bow agen a wow, boot eet n yed eet till eet bosts? cuz ar con, dust eyer?
they ow wuttner undertond a werd ow wor arm onabite uless thee cumst frum rind eyere, then they wut wuttner? dust sey nar then?, dust they lark sewt on thee meyt cuz ar dew?,
they cosner beyt an neyce ootceek wiv a bira cheyse n tomayta, n praps sum seseege as wull!!!
they as goo up Hanley duck if thee wonst a gud un tho

but its bacon and cheese all the way

Ooh you understood it! Well impressed!

I'd be screwed if I didnt toots its my acent

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Originally posted by Tootall:

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
cost kick a bow agen a wow, boot eet n yed eet till eet bosts? cuz ar con, dust eyer?
they ow wuttner undertond a werd ow wor arm onabite uless thee cumst frum rind eyere, then they wut wuttner? dust sey nar then?, dust they lark sewt on thee meyt cuz ar dew?,
they cosner beyt an neyce ootceek wiv a bira cheyse n tomayta, n praps sum seseege as wull!!!
they as goo up Hanley duck if thee wonst a gud un tho

Old hippy guy winning so far for biggest confusing input so far, got the bit about not understanding unless brought up around here bit though

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Originally posted by TanyaHyde:

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Originally posted by TanyaHyde:
Dee doo doh dohwn dee doh?

no-body got it yet? lol

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
Hi there all you Geordie folk...when I lived abroad in the Middle East there was a girl in my class from either Sunderland or Newcastle, she said she was a 'Mackem' (if memory serves me correctly). What is the difference between Geordie and Mackem? Or have I absolutely lost the plot and made the whole Mackem thing up

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Originally posted by onetoo:

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
Hi there all you Geordie folk...when I lived abroad in the Middle East there was a girl in my class from either Sunderland or Newcastle, she said she was a 'Mackem' (if memory serves me correctly). What is the difference between Geordie and Mackem? Or have I absolutely lost the plot and made the whole Mackem thing up

Hi Holly

The rivers.....Newcastle is the Tyne and Sunderland is the Wear

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:

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Originally posted by onetoo:

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
Hi there all you Geordie folk...when I lived abroad in the Middle East there was a girl in my class from either Sunderland or Newcastle, she said she was a 'Mackem' (if memory serves me correctly). What is the difference between Geordie and Mackem? Or have I absolutely lost the plot and made the whole Mackem thing up

Hi Holly

The rivers.....Newcastle is the Tyne and Sunderland is the Wear

Ah...thanks a mill onetoo

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:
A dinnae ken how tae dae this. I ken a`m gonnae dae it aw wrang.

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Originally posted by stoory:

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:
A dinnae ken how tae dae this. I ken a`m gonnae dae it aw wrang.

Ye dun braw

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Originally posted by onetoo:

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Originally posted by stoory:

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:
A dinnae ken how tae dae this. I ken a`m gonnae dae it aw wrang.

Ye dun braw

LOL, I love the 'Oor Wullie' talk

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
Hi there all you Geordie folk...when I lived abroad in the Middle East there was a girl in my class from either Sunderland or Newcastle, she said she was a 'Mackem' (if memory serves me correctly). What is the difference between Geordie and Mackem? Or have I absolutely lost the plot and made the whole Mackem thing up

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Originally posted by Ms Golightly:

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Originally posted by TanyaHyde:

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Originally posted by TanyaHyde:
Dee doo doh dohwn dee doh?

no-body got it yet? lol

Oh ee ar, wind yer neck in luv, we'r gunna be late fer the Grafton! Eh, Barolo, are yer cummin or wha'?!

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Originally posted by onetoo:

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:

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Originally posted by onetoo:

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
Hi there all you Geordie folk...when I lived abroad in the Middle East there was a girl in my class from either Sunderland or Newcastle, she said she was a 'Mackem' (if memory serves me correctly). What is the difference between Geordie and Mackem? Or have I absolutely lost the plot and made the whole Mackem thing up

Hi Holly

The rivers.....Newcastle is the Tyne and Sunderland is the Wear

Ah...thanks a mill onetoo

Middlesborough is the Tees

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:

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Originally posted by onetoo:

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Originally posted by stoory:

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:
A dinnae ken how tae dae this. I ken a`m gonnae dae it aw wrang.

Ye dun braw

LOL, I love the 'Oor Wullie' talk

Yes, someone actually understood! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

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Originally posted by onetoo:

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:

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Originally posted by onetoo:

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
Hi there all you Geordie folk...when I lived abroad in the Middle East there was a girl in my class from either Sunderland or Newcastle, she said she was a 'Mackem' (if memory serves me correctly). What is the difference between Geordie and Mackem? Or have I absolutely lost the plot and made the whole Mackem thing up

Hi Holly

The rivers.....Newcastle is the Tyne and Sunderland is the Wear

Ah...thanks a mill onetoo

Middlesborough is the Tees

... as is Darlo.

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Originally posted by onetoo:

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

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Originally posted by onetoo:

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:

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Originally posted by onetoo:

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
Hi there all you Geordie folk...when I lived abroad in the Middle East there was a girl in my class from either Sunderland or Newcastle, she said she was a 'Mackem' (if memory serves me correctly). What is the difference between Geordie and Mackem? Or have I absolutely lost the plot and made the whole Mackem thing up

Hi Holly

The rivers.....Newcastle is the Tyne and Sunderland is the Wear

Ah...thanks a mill onetoo

Middlesborough is the Tees

... as is Darlo.

Yes, Sorry. I forgot about Darlington

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

... as is Darlo.

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Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Areet, I'm garn oot of this thread in case it does me heed in Cumbrian here, only I'm not as broad as that statement

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Originally posted by onetoo:

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:

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Originally posted by onetoo:

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Originally posted by stoory:

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:
A dinnae ken how tae dae this. I ken a`m gonnae dae it aw wrang.

Ye dun braw

LOL, I love the 'Oor Wullie' talk

Yes, someone actually understood! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I love the Scots accents that I've heard

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Originally posted by Ms Golightly:

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Originally posted by TanyaHyde:

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Originally posted by TanyaHyde:
Dee doo doh dohwn dee doh?

no-body got it yet? lol

Oh ee ar, wind yer neck in luv, we'r gunna be late fer the Grafton! Eh, Barolo, are yer cummin or wha'?!

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:
A dinnae ken how tae dae this. I ken a`m gonnae dae it aw wrang.

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:

Some of them can be quite difficult to understand. My English hubby and I lived near Peterhead for a few years and some of the locals spoke with "the Buchan tongue". Most of the time, we didn`t have a clue what they were saying.
My own accent is polite, West of Scotland, although it becomes broader if I`m annoyed!

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Originally posted by Barolo:

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Originally posted by Ms Golightly:

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Originally posted by TanyaHyde:

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Originally posted by TanyaHyde:
Dee doo doh dohwn dee doh?

no-body got it yet? lol

Oh ee ar, wind yer neck in luv, we'r gunna be late fer the Grafton! Eh, Barolo, are yer cummin or wha'?!

Aright there queen, ow ye doin, like!

Wot time yer gerrin there? Al be a bit late burral see yiz in there!

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Originally posted by Ms Golightly:
Iz right lad! I'll get yer a bot'le a becks

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:
A dinnae ken how tae dae this. I ken a`m gonnae dae it aw wrang.

me too nae gonna bother,

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:
A dinnae ken how tae dae this. I ken a`m gonnae dae it aw wrang.

me too nae gonna bother,

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Originally posted by darloboy07:

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:
A dinnae ken how tae dae this. I ken a`m gonnae dae it aw wrang.

me too nae gonna bother,

Not gonna bother .

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:
A dinnae ken how tae dae this. I ken a`m gonnae dae it aw wrang.

me too nae gonna bother,

Not gonna bother .

Those lessons with Sav have paid off.

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Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
Eh wiz woke this moarnin' beh the sun pyoor shinin' in meh windie, it was bra! Eh got up, fill o vim, pit on meh breeks an jaiket, dandered doon the road ti the coarner an bocht rolls an sassidges. Eh wis scunnered thit there wisnae ony eggs left though

Efter, when eh'd hud mi rolls, eh dichted ahin that wiz stoory, wahshed some windies, got the hoover oot, an raked my laddies room fir is dirty wahshin. Joabs a done!

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Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
Eh wiz woke this moarnin' beh the sun pyoor shinin' in meh windie, it was bra! Eh got up, fill o vim, pit on meh breeks an jaiket, dandered doon the road ti the coarner an bocht rolls an sassidges. Eh wis scunnered thit there wisnae ony eggs left though

Efter, when eh'd hud mi rolls, eh dichted ahin that wiz stoory, wahshed some windies, got the hoover oot, an raked my laddies room fir is dirty wahshin. Joabs a done!

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Originally posted by Yogi 19:
I was wakened this morning with the sone shining into my window, it was lovely. I got up, full of energy, put on my trousers and jacket, walked down the road to the corner and bought rolls and sausages. I was annoyed that there weren`t any eggs left.
Afterwards, when I had eaten my rolls, I cleaned everything that was dusty, washed some windows, got the hoover out, and searched my son`s room for dirty washing. Work all done!

How`s my translation?