If she is... im sure she will be sat there pissed off that there is no L/F 
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quote:Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoPie:
If she is... im sure she will be sat there pissed off that there is no L/F
can just see her and Phil wachtn whilst eating a meat n Potatoe pie
And Phil going "I bliddy hate that Charlie chap, total knob".
She'd be saying...
Ooooh I say Phil that Marcus is sarch a carnt!
Ooooh I say Phil that Marcus is sarch a carnt!
Poor wee Rodders.... he's gonna be so gutted when he doesn't get a personal invite to Buck House. That was cruel.
Ha Ha Lolquote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
And Phil going "I bliddy hate that Charlie chap, total knob".
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
And Phil going "I bliddy hate that Charlie chap, total knob".
You never know, he might like a bit of rough.
No way was the Queen watching tonight, not with the Matrix on. I know for a fact she's got a thing for Laurence Fishburne.
quote:Originally posted by Hyperglad:quote:Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoPie:
If she is... im sure she will be sat there pissed off that there is no L/F
can just see her and Phil wachtn whilst eating a meat n Potatoe pie
You see... I imagine them watching in bed with Phil dunking his custard creams in his hot juicy tea.
Whilst exfoliating HRH's knees and elbowsquote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:quote:Originally posted by Hyperglad:quote:Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoPie:
If she is... im sure she will be sat there pissed off that there is no L/F
can just see her and Phil wachtn whilst eating a meat n Potatoe pie
You see... I imagine them watching in bed with Phil dunking his custard creams in his hot juicy tea.
quote:Originally posted by Lazybug:Whilst exfoliating HRH's knees and elbowsquote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:quote:Originally posted by Hyperglad:quote:Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoPie:
If she is... im sure she will be sat there pissed off that there is no L/F
can just see her and Phil wachtn whilst eating a meat n Potatoe pie
You see... I imagine them watching in bed with Phil dunking his custard creams in his hot juicy tea.
Just after they've had a dance around the bedroom with HRH in her leatherlook bra and thong.And waaaaaayyyyyyyyy too much fake tan!quote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:quote:Originally posted by Lazybug:Whilst exfoliating HRH's knees and elbowsquote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:quote:Originally posted by Hyperglad:quote:Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoPie:
If she is... im sure she will be sat there pissed off that there is no L/F
can just see her and Phil wachtn whilst eating a meat n Potatoe pie
You see... I imagine them watching in bed with Phil dunking his custard creams in his hot juicy tea.
quote:Originally posted by Lazybug:And waaaaaayyyyyyyyy too much fake tan!quote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:quote:Originally posted by Lazybug:Whilst exfoliating HRH's knees and elbowsquote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:quote:Originally posted by Hyperglad:quote:Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoPie:
If she is... im sure she will be sat there pissed off that there is no L/F
can just see her and Phil wachtn whilst eating a meat n Potatoe pie
You see... I imagine them watching in bed with Phil dunking his custard creams in his hot juicy tea.
... and tights.... at all times.
I wonder if Phil thinks Bea is a fine young filly?
quote:Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoPie:
If she is... im sure she will be sat there pissed off that there is no L/F
She can blooming well join the queue then!
The Queen : I say old boy, did Marcus just call George a theengee
Prince Philip : No old gal, I think he called him a something something theengee
The Queen : Feelip, can you harnd me the rehmote
Prince Philip : Why does that boy want to meet you, that boy from Breezil? Tell them to go away Leez, he speekes with a funny accent and you wont understarnd him.
The Queen : He seems to weely love me Feelip, perhaps I should invite him to teee and cucumber sandwiches. We could get the corgis to snap at this ankles and he would go away.
Prince Philip : Leez, another good idea. Bloody people coming over here, wanting to meet us.
The Queen : Feelip, he said he warnted to meet me, not you.
Prince Philip : No old gal, I think he called him a something something theengee
The Queen : Feelip, can you harnd me the rehmote
Prince Philip : Why does that boy want to meet you, that boy from Breezil? Tell them to go away Leez, he speekes with a funny accent and you wont understarnd him.
The Queen : He seems to weely love me Feelip, perhaps I should invite him to teee and cucumber sandwiches. We could get the corgis to snap at this ankles and he would go away.
Prince Philip : Leez, another good idea. Bloody people coming over here, wanting to meet us.
The Queen : Feelip, he said he warnted to meet me, not you.
quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
The Queen : I say old boy, did Marcus just call George a theengee
Prince Philip : No old gal, I think he called him a something something theengee
The Queen : Feelip, can you harnd me the rehmote
Prince Philip : Why does that boy want to meet you, that boy from Breezil? Tell them to go away Leez, he speekes with a funny accent and you wont understarnd him.
The Queen : He seems to weely love me Feelip, perhaps I should invite him to teee and cucumber sandwiches. We could get the corgis to snap at this ankles and he would go away.
Prince Philip : Leez, another good idea. Bloody people coming over here, wanting to meet us.
The Queen : Feelip, he said he warnted to meet me, not you.
Ruddy good show what what!
Hahaha Twee Surgeon 
The queen doesnt watch BB shes got far more important things to do
quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
The Queen : I say old boy, did Marcus just call George a theengee
Prince Philip : No old gal, I think he called him a something something theengee
The Queen : Feelip, can you harnd me the rehmote
Prince Philip : Why does that boy want to meet you, that boy from Breezil? Tell them to go away Leez, he speekes with a funny accent and you wont understarnd him.
The Queen : He seems to weely love me Feelip, perhaps I should invite him to teee and cucumber sandwiches. We could get the corgis to snap at this ankles and he would go away.
Prince Philip : Leez, another good idea. Bloody people coming over here, wanting to meet us.
The Queen : Feelip, he said he warnted to meet me, not you.
She's probably in the bath with him right now, showing him her fart bubbles, and saying "Ooh go on..pull my finger agayn"!
(I'm going to be beheaded now aren't I?)
(I'm going to be beheaded now aren't I?)
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
She's probably in the bath with him right now, showing him her fart bubbles, and saying "Ooh go on..pull my finger agayn"!
(I'm going to be beheaded now aren't I?)
LOL Tiddly
don't worry. I reckon the Queen is secretly quite common. She serves food out of tupperware and goes round in a headscarf quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
The queen doesnt watch BB shes got far more important things to do
No shit
Wouldn't it be a hoot if her Madge was actually a forum member, disguised as one of our more obnoxious trolls, just for the hell of it!
quote:Originally posted by jennywren:
Wouldn't it be a hoot if her Madge was actually a forum member, disguised as one of our more obnoxious trolls, just for the hell of it!
*straightens one's tiara*
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
The queen doesnt watch BB shes got far more important things to do
The nations biggest sponger ?, probably not.
quote:Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
The queen doesnt watch BB shes got far more important things to do
The nations biggest sponger ?, probably not.
Sponger? Her family gave most of their property to the nation. In return for an income from the Civil List. Just imagine how much their property would be worth now if they had kept it to themselves. Sponger?
quote:Originally posted by jennywren:
Wouldn't it be a hoot if her Madge was actually a forum member, disguised as one of our more obnoxious trolls, just for the hell of it!
How many more queens do you want in this place
quote:Originally posted by Sir HP:quote:Originally posted by jennywren:
Wouldn't it be a hoot if her Madge was actually a forum member, disguised as one of our more obnoxious trolls, just for the hell of it!
How many more queens do you want in this place
More, because there's so many of them in The House.
Take a curtsy bow guys. This thread is hilarious.
quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
The Queen : I say old boy, did Marcus just call George a theengee
Prince Philip : No old gal, I think he called him a something something theengee
The Queen : Feelip, can you harnd me the rehmote
Prince Philip : Why does that boy want to meet you, that boy from Breezil? Tell them to go away Leez, he speekes with a funny accent and you wont understarnd him.
The Queen : He seems to weely love me Feelip, perhaps I should invite him to teee and cucumber sandwiches. We could get the corgis to snap at this ankles and he would go away.
Prince Philip : Leez, another good idea. Bloody people coming over here, wanting to meet us.
The Queen : Feelip, he said he warnted to meet me, not you.
I read all of that in the Spitting Image accents.quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
The queen doesnt watch BB shes got far more important things to do
Don't be ridiculous, Roxi - NOTHING is more important to her.
quote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
The Queen : I say old boy, did Marcus just call George a theengee
Prince Philip : No old gal, I think he called him a something something theengee
The Queen : Feelip, can you harnd me the rehmote
Prince Philip : Why does that boy want to meet you, that boy from Breezil? Tell them to go away Leez, he speekes with a funny accent and you wont understarnd him.
The Queen : He seems to weely love me Feelip, perhaps I should invite him to teee and cucumber sandwiches. We could get the corgis to snap at this ankles and he would go away.
Prince Philip : Leez, another good idea. Bloody people coming over here, wanting to meet us.
The Queen : Feelip, he said he warnted to meet me, not you.
And I typed it in the Spitting Image accents kaffy! Where else would I have found out that The Queen calls Prince Philip 'Feelip'.
quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:quote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
The Queen : I say old boy, did Marcus just call George a theengee
Prince Philip : No old gal, I think he called him a something something theengee
The Queen : Feelip, can you harnd me the rehmote
Prince Philip : Why does that boy want to meet you, that boy from Breezil? Tell them to go away Leez, he speekes with a funny accent and you wont understarnd him.
The Queen : He seems to weely love me Feelip, perhaps I should invite him to teee and cucumber sandwiches. We could get the corgis to snap at this ankles and he would go away.
Prince Philip : Leez, another good idea. Bloody people coming over here, wanting to meet us.
The Queen : Feelip, he said he warnted to meet me, not you.
And I typed it in the Spitting Image accents kaffy! Where else would I have found out that The Queen calls Prince Philip 'Feelip'.
ROFL Spitting Image was brilliant. I loved the Queen Mum's Birmingham accent " Ahh want some froooooooooooot on me hat"
quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:quote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
The Queen : I say old boy, did Marcus just call George a theengee
Prince Philip : No old gal, I think he called him a something something theengee
The Queen : Feelip, can you harnd me the rehmote
Prince Philip : Why does that boy want to meet you, that boy from Breezil? Tell them to go away Leez, he speekes with a funny accent and you wont understarnd him.
The Queen : He seems to weely love me Feelip, perhaps I should invite him to teee and cucumber sandwiches. We could get the corgis to snap at this ankles and he would go away.
Prince Philip : Leez, another good idea. Bloody people coming over here, wanting to meet us.
The Queen : Feelip, he said he warnted to meet me, not you.
And I typed it in the Spitting Image accents kaffy! Where else would I have found out that The Queen calls Prince Philip 'Feelip'.
ROFL Spitting Image was brilliant. I loved the Queen Mum's Birmingham accent " Ahh want some froooooooooooot on me hat"
I liked the Norman Tebbit puppet with his leather jacket and badass attitude, like a punk rocker type going in hard. The QM's puppet was great too and your post made me lol when I remembered it. I loved Spitting Image, it was a funny show and there's nothing like it now to make us laugh.
quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
I liked the Norman Tebbit puppet with his leather jacket and badass attitude, like a punk rocker type going in hard. The QM's puppet was great too and your post made me lol when I remembered it. I loved Spitting Image, it was a funny show and there's nothing like it now to make us laugh.
Youre right, theres nothing to match it now. I could never see Tebbit afterwards without seeing his bovver boy puppet
. Classic show. I liked John Major pushing peas round his plate 
If she does watch it, she is probably amazed at the similarity between the freaks in the BB House and those at Buck House . . . there's not that much to choose from!
pmsl!! 
She must be the only queen who has not been on the programme.