i was there the other night-and a pissed older lady went arse over bollox-knocked me flying-and i kindly caught her knee on my face
and knocked my lip piercing straight into my bottom tooth-which is now loose lol

i'll have no crocks in me cupboard at this rate

public house time
have a nice evening
byeeeeeeee

Have a nice time Pirate

You just keep on rabbling away to yourself you loon!

Have fun and remember; It's better to get pissed up than pissed on.

Ciao!

Yay, there'll be forum dancing later then! 

not the bump-shall i learn the mash potato..?

Are you going to serenade us with some Carpenters tunes, Pirate?

i shall
i shall make you swoooooooooooooon

I can't wait.

Blimey that was quick! Did you get barred?

ive been told by my better half to put the headphones on and keep it quiet-but ive found an old reggae cd-i shall hum
and sod off blizz-i mean the musical hum
not i need a shower hum..lol
i'll dedicate my first 'hum' to u yogi
the reggae version of the hokey cokey

close to it-but not yet..

I'll put my right arm in, my right arm out........................

if you do that i'll be walking very f*cking funny in the morning..

D- MUST TRY HARDER!

reggae time i think
this evening i will be listening to
'morgan heritedge'
which i cannot spell
but if you need me i'll be
'down by the river'
so i shall..

Your pub shuts early pirate !

Tune loveliness! Good call, enjoy

nah
left my money at home
but got loadsa booze here