Puts goggle glasses on, he better behave tonight or I might have to smack his botty

So far it's a masterclass in snooker from Big R 

All one sided so far Ronnies knuckles must be killing him after punching the table

He has these little outbursts occasionally though doesn't he?

I thought the ref was about to get the cur round his head for a minute there

I'm frightened to go make a cuppa incase I miss him winning 

 

Oh well, I can go and make me a cuppa now 

       
       


I went for a drink and missed it

Oops, sympathy  

I thought I had time but he was quicker than me

3-1 at the break

He is a speedy s*d 

 

 4-1 now 

He sure is

Looks like Judd is in trouble, Ronnie is hard to catch when he's a few frames in front

Nice weather here today, what's it like where you are?

"Runs off to make a quick cup of tea"

 Looking like 4-4 now 

Its dry, warm and sunny here 

 

Can't believe this come back

But Ronnie's on a roll again now 

There you go 5-4 ahead. Just lulling Judd into a false sense of security 

Judd wants to kick his head in me thinks

I do think Judd will go on to win it unfortunately

It's not looking good is it? 

Nope "glugs wine and slumps on bean bag"

"Pours another glass"

He lost then, I guess 

I don't want to talk about it

 

he had a bad week at the office 

 

next tournament he needs to remember to screw his head on and not leave it in Essex or wherever it was 

He was definitely not with it last night, he had such a good lead as well

The next tournament starts tomorrow in Thailand, Ronnies not there though

It will soon be the World Championships from The Crucible in Sheffield Aimee  

Not long now you been watching the China open?

Yep, had it on 

Have you been watching too?

 

World Championship starts on Saturday April 18th 

Ohhhh not long to wait now

I've watched bits of it but don't really like it when it's abroad, it just doesn't seem right

Nope, it will soon be butt watch time again Aimee 

 

I think there are going to be more tournaments abroad next season too. It's where the money is now 

True and nearly all the seats were empty

Yes, I agree there but still a load of bucks in the Snooker World governing bodies back pocket though 

I follow a lot of them on Twitter and it seems like there is a lot of bad feelings towards Ronnie from the other players, mainly down to him only turning up for the big events where the others have to travel the world to try and earn some money

Haven't they changed the qualifying for tournaments from points total to money earned now? Not that that will make a lot of difference 

A lot of it could be down to jealousy. They will never insist on Ronnie attending more tournaments because he is Ronnie and still the biggest draw in the game. So they don't want to drive him away 

I think that's the case, keep him happy at any cost as he puts bums on seats I think it is down to money as I read somewhere that Ronnie is still at the top of the rankings even though he hasn't played as many tournaments cause he wins the highest paid one's

I guess they can't compel him to go to tournaments and like you said, he does put bums on seats when he does turn up 

And what a bum it is