ooooh where ya going?

Am going on the pull razzle.............only round town..but I'm sure with all the Crimbo spirit there's bound to be a few handsome fellas about!...

oooh nice fern, put ya lucky knickers on

 Knickers ?.........Oh! you mean the diddiest pair of smalls I can find  panties!..

don't know what it is fern, but that word 'panties' makes me go all funny, and not in a nice way!! hahah

You gone awl a quiver there young Puss ??
How bout a thong....you likes thongs...I seen ya over the road!...

you been peeping again Ms Fern *remembers to put ferns knitted sparkly thong in the post*

Ooooh sparkly...I like sparkly! ....it'll match me tassles..

   Eh?

Afternoon biishes

afternoon

Hello Aimesssss

Hmm.......seems it quiet today. See you tomoz

evening fern

Hiya jensen......your chappie on here yet ?

evening all

Nope ... he's been at a wedding today .... totally sad but i'm missing him like crazy

omg what happened there .... didn't mean it to be that big

Hi Abo

 Hiya Abo...how's the singed ass ??


No need to shout jensen..I'm right here ya know!...
I'm getting ready to go out on the town..so excuse if I don't quick reply!..

hi JJ

hey fern. I don't think my arse sings?!

Hope you have a good night fern

  Even when ya eat mushy peas ??

I've never eaten mushy peas & never will. They're an abomination

Cheers Jensen..I intend to!...
I shall probs crawl on here later for a n-night...so be warned...

I like mushy peas... with Sainsburys cod chunks in bread crumbs & chips! Num nums!!

I've taught my kids never to comment on others food tastes, so I won't either

 Just make faces eh!...
What you up to tonight then..you wanna come out on the town with me & my pals ?

would love to - ta - but can't be arsed getting dressed & am really mad cause I've just found out my cousin had a birthday party for her 1yo little girl . She's thanked everyone for coming & put it on FB. I deffo would not be good company

Can i go with you fern? Got nothing else to do

Okay!
Well am off...Will be starting in Wetherspoons Jensen...see ya there!..
Have a great night folks!...

don't drink tooooooooooooooooooo much & be safe

hi all

puts fire on tis abit cold