morning Cauli an not that sort of downstairs problem....you understand

tis me loo

Join the club

You need one of them Japanese one's that sprays ya nether regions with water and then blow dries em

Awww was just jesting

Okaaaaaaaayyyyyy ...should I send a get well soon card?    Been taxi-ing for miss cauli mostly, thank ye gods master cauli has everything he needs within walking distance.  Well, actually he runs everywhere or pedals at break neck speed!  Tyre gettin sorted today so I'm forced into cyberland.   terrible innit!

oh god no ta, tried one of em in a hotel we stayed in.....suffice tosay didnae like it

 haven't heard bout them Moons...tell me more...got a picture have ya?

Hello Cauli

I knows Mr Moons

Life's a bitch innit Cauls!...still one mans loss is another mans gain...Feel we're the gaining ones today hun...

Aah memories of post childbirth ablutions...quite pleasant as I recall 

Is this one Moons...

will that dry yer?

A more uptodate version..

Hello me darlink    thought the potty talk was sommat to do wi your improvements.  )

Cant lay me hands on one Fern

eeewww that needs cleaning......who had the curry?

Hahahaha Cauli

that's gross slim!

Thats the one Fern

Nahhhh

Is this what they meant by throne ??

bet that was cold on the ole bum cheeks

I expect they had servants to warm em first Sunset...the loo that is not the cheeks..

And other bits too

Probably both

right I'm away to do some housework see you all laters

What's the scale on that slim? coz it looks mahoosive

Later Sunsets
Dont housework to hard

bye legs  see you around  x

The had big bums them day Cauli

Tara Sunset...see ya later!..

I've just raided my son's halloween loot and am munchin a curly wurly.  Delish. 

I've been eatin toast in bed..& have got crumbs in places I didn't even know i had...
Gissa bite of ya curly wurly Cauls!

I thought I was not of this time ....   

sorry all gawn.....          Here's a box fur ye.

MOONS  you're getting a mention  *am away to read* ...