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oh, i've made it to 5000
well done jue
morning all
morning all
Morning 
morning fern, just shouldn't have wiped down that wall in the kitchen, got to do 'em all now
well I did tell the neighbour's new bf to feck off at 7.00 am
want more?
want more?
morning all you lovely peeps 
Hope everyone is doing ok, the sun is shining here bursting through the windows which is nice
Hope everyone is doing ok, the sun is shining here bursting through the windows which is nice
Fish wife, me?
The bf has a souped up American Chevvy car, and when he started the thing up I literally jumped it was so loud, he then has to leave the thing running for 10 mins before he can drive it, I dunno, something to do with the engine. It has been happening every morning for weeks. So I said to him 'are you lost'? he said 'what'? (cos the engine was so noisy) so I repeated my question and he repeated his answer 6 six times, then he asked me 'why do you think I'm lost'? I replied 'cos Route 66 is somewhere that way and you are in a small village in Cambridge, now feck off' !!!!!!
The bf has a souped up American Chevvy car, and when he started the thing up I literally jumped it was so loud, he then has to leave the thing running for 10 mins before he can drive it, I dunno, something to do with the engine. It has been happening every morning for weeks. So I said to him 'are you lost'? he said 'what'? (cos the engine was so noisy) so I repeated my question and he repeated his answer 6 six times, then he asked me 'why do you think I'm lost'? I replied 'cos Route 66 is somewhere that way and you are in a small village in Cambridge, now feck off' !!!!!!
I tell you what I find difficult here is the time on the thingy, you can't tell when the person has really come in and you could be talking to yourself for hours
Pickle!!!!!!!!!!!! omg tis lovely to see you at last
The sun is shining here too, although its a bit blurry through my windows! how are you hun?
The sun is shining here too, although its a bit blurry through my windows! how are you hun?
See now I have seen a post from the lovely puss hello puss i can now see you are about, hello me lovely fern too
i can now see you are about, hello me lovely fern tooReference: pickle
I tell you what I find difficult here is the time on the thingy, you can't tell when the person has really come in and you could be talking to yourself for hours
one gets used to it in ones old age
The time thingy is because the clocks haven't gone back yet darlin, think they go back next weekend
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You got a busy day ?...FIL etc!
Hello me lovely, ankle permitting i shall do dad in law but got laura and the baby coming again tomorrow so will have to gt the hoover out lol. Dick said i should do a shopping list and he will do it and he will be very angry if i do the shopping 
So all in all will see how far I getReference: Chaotic Pickle
Hello me lovely, ankle permitting i shall do dad in law but got laura and the baby coming again tomorrow so will have to gt the hoover out lol. Dick said i should do a shopping list and he will do it and he will be very angry if i do the shopping So all in all will see how far I get
So a quiet one then............Is Dick a good shopper?...I mean will he stick to the list or come home with everything but !
I was in me miss matched jammies and flip flops fern, I must have scared the life out of him
Pickle, what have you done to your ankle?
Sorry puss and fern the phone went so have not replied, brain not in gear this morning so where was I. Oh yes puss lovely to see you too it has been an absolute age since i saw you, hope you doing ok other than the neighbour
Fern it's hard about the shopping cos i don't do a list as such i walk down the ailse and that reminds me I need it. But tis difficult to imagine me aisles to do the list. Oh gawd I am rambling now
Fern it's hard about the shopping cos i don't do a list as such i walk down the ailse and that reminds me I need it. But tis difficult to imagine me aisles to do the list. Oh gawd I am rambling now
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Pickle, what have you done to your ankle?
I have got achillies tendonitus and boy oh boy does it hurt. I haven't run a marathon or played tennis or football so gawd knows how it happened. 8 weeks for appointment for physio on NHS so going private on monday. I look like quazimodo when i am walking now
I know what you mean pickle, when I do an on-line shop, I actually walk round Tesco's in my head, its a real bugga when they change Home Baking to Hair Products 
Ouch Pickle that sounds real painful, have they said how long it will take to heal? (heal, heel, ha ha get it) sorry 
Right I got to go now but before I do...................... dons frilley hat and straightens me apron and walks in with tea trolley like mrs overall from acorn antiques and says heres the trolley me lovelies, filled with all manner of stuff tea coffee and water for fern and bacon butties and cakes all not fattening cos they are special.
So help yourselves and will catch you laters
So help yourselves and will catch you laters
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Ouch Pickle that sounds real painful, have they said how long it will take to heal? (heal, heel, ha ha get it) sorry
oooh that good puss if I rested it for 8 weeks would be ok but that is not going to happen so heaven knows byeeeeeee
see now fern, a moment on the lips, lifetime on the hips! thats why I always say no
bye pickle, I'll just help myself to a low cal doughnut be good and take care!!
be good and take care!!
you do know i'm fibbing don't ya *wipes cream off me lips* i'm only a size 6
i'm only a size 6
*grabs a mug of tea*
mornings Aimesss, haven't spoken for ages!! all ok?
fern you can't see my bum