pssssst
sshhhh .... you ain't seen me ..... right ?
i'm deadly serious ... especially the Rozzers - they must not know ..... for obvious reasons, need I say anymore ?
quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
sshhhh .... you ain't seen me ..... right ?
Oh okay...I'll be sat over there quietly..
I'll just sit outside the door, knock 3 times if you need me
quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
sshhhh .... you ain't seen me ..... right ?
Oh okay...I'll be sat over there quietly..
I'll just sit outside the door, knock 3 times if you need me
can't we use the bird call of a turtle dove ?
It's my favourite
quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
sshhhh .... you ain't seen me ..... right ?
Oh okay...I'll be sat over there quietly..
I'll just sit outside the door, knock 3 times if you need me
Noooo you can come in..but don't be sitting by the fire..I know what you're like with the red stuff... quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
i'm deadly serious ... especially the Rozzers - they must not know ..... for obvious reasons, need I say anymore ?
Nah don't say anymore..the less I know the less they can squeeze outta me...
exactly - I'm just protecting you . Plausable deniability I think is the phrase.
*smells man flesh*
helllllllllllllllllllllllllo
helllllllllllllllllllllllllo
red stuff ? 
is there some history there ?
is there some history there ?quote:Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:
*smells man flesh*
helllllllllllllllllllllllllo
can you smell it ? oh crap I should have wiped it a bit more on the curtain
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
i'm deadly serious ... especially the Rozzers - they must not know ..... for obvious reasons, need I say anymore ?
Nah don't say anymore..the less I know the less they can squeeze outta me...
exactly - I'm just protecting you . Plausable deniability I think is the phrase.
That is what I said...
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:
*smells man flesh*
helllllllllllllllllllllllllo
can you smell it ? oh crap I should have wiped it a bit more on the curtain
*gags*
evening sitters
don't shout .... THEY might hear
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
sshhhh .... you ain't seen me ..... right ?
Oh okay...I'll be sat over there quietly..
I'll just sit outside the door, knock 3 times if you need me
can't we use the bird call of a turtle dove ?
It's my favourite
I can only tweet like a budgie
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
don't shout .... THEY might hear
*whispers*
who?
quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:
*smells man flesh*
helllllllllllllllllllllllllo
can you smell it ? oh crap I should have wiped it a bit more on the curtain
*gags*
Is that better ? had a quick spruce-up
quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:
evening sitters
Hello matey..
Do you remember that bubblebath?
evening darlin
hi folksquote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
sshhhh .... you ain't seen me ..... right ?
Oh okay...I'll be sat over there quietly..
I'll just sit outside the door, knock 3 times if you need me
can't we use the bird call of a turtle dove ?
It's my favourite
I can only tweet like a budgie
But she can squawk like a parrot if need be..
quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
sshhhh .... you ain't seen me ..... right ?
Oh okay...I'll be sat over there quietly..
I'll just sit outside the door, knock 3 times if you need me
can't we use the bird call of a turtle dove ?
It's my favourite
I can only tweet like a budgie
I'm so aroused by that
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Is that better ? had a quick spruce-up
*sniffs JD and nods*
much better.
quote:Originally posted by kasper:
Evening kasper.
quote:Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Is that better ? had a quick spruce-up
*sniffs JD and nods*
much better.
you smell nice - what is that ?
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
sshhhh .... you ain't seen me ..... right ?
Oh okay...I'll be sat over there quietly..
I'll just sit outside the door, knock 3 times if you need me
can't we use the bird call of a turtle dove ?
It's my favourite
I can only tweet like a budgie
I'm so aroused by that
ooooooooooooooooh puss, quick, get yer coat, i think you've pulled.
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Is that better ? had a quick spruce-up
*sniffs JD and nods*
much better.
you smell nice - what is that ?
Woman darlin, alllllllll woman.
quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Is that better ? had a quick spruce-up
*sniffs JD and nods*
much better.
you smell nice - what is that ?
eau de chicken tikka...
Not that new one that tastes of it as well ?
Best of both worlds - you can pretend you are enjoying a meal while you eat ..... mmmmm
quote:Originally posted by slimfern:
eau de chicken tikka...
Dinnae like chicken tikka.... as vile as ketchup 
Evening taggy
quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:
Evening taggy
Evening ma darlin.
*tickles puss behind ears until she purrrrrrrrrrrs*
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Is that better ? had a quick spruce-up
*sniffs JD and nods*
much better.
you smell nice - what is that ?
eau de chicken tikka...
Not that new one that tastes of it as well ?
Best of both worlds - you can pretend you are enjoying a meal while you eat ..... mmmmm
I think I might love you...quote:Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
sshhhh .... you ain't seen me ..... right ?
Oh okay...I'll be sat over there quietly..
I'll just sit outside the door, knock 3 times if you need me
can't we use the bird call of a turtle dove ?
It's my favourite
I can only tweet like a budgie
I'm so aroused by that
ooooooooooooooooh puss, quick, get yer coat, i think you've pulled.
*faints*
