Awww thanks Real, Low, *fumbles around for lightswitch, stubs me toe* grrrrrrr but it hurts!!!

smorning peeps *limps to coffee machine*  aahhhhhhh *sniffs*

 Morning Puss...was very thoughtful of em weren't it!......shall I kiss ya toe better for ya hun?

morning fern, yes please

gawd you are brave

did you sleep well hun?

Slept like a dream actually....for a good 5 hours !.....not bad for me at the mo!
You?

4 hours fern and had a baaad morning with Sophie!  I just knew it was gonna be one of those mornings, couldn't find history folder, strop, no orange juice, strop, ran out of flora, strop, I breathed, strop!

And it's still like a building site outside, they are only resurfacing the pavements, but the noise they didn't work at the weekend, and my son was able to park his car outside our house, for some reason, out of the whole of the Close, they needed to be where his car was parked.  The bloke was waving at me through the window, I opened it and he said 'move ya car' I was still in my jammies and son was in the shower, so I told him it wasn't my car and shut the blind

 .......You tell em Puss...bloody cheek!


So not a particularly good start to the day then...well!..can only get better..can't it????

hope so fern, bliddy hope so

so when are you back at work?

morning jd

I wanna ciggie 8 days today, but today is the first time i've felt like I want one!

Next week Puss.....don't want to be off any longer...like to get back into a routine!
Mum comes outta hospital today..so will probs reduce my hours & spend a little more time helping my Dad!......poor guy really doesn't have time to breath some days!


You got plans for today Puss?

I'm gonna go back to bed fern, or else I'll end up nicking a roll up from one of those builders

speak laters hun

Morning , still half asleep  , got Monday morning blues  -  apart from that I'm good

ooops just saw your reply.

I didn't know your mum was in hospital fern, awww hope she's ok, and yes, it will help your dad, poor guy.  He's probably panicking, tis good that you can spend time with them

No plans for me, might have a coffee with my friend a bit later, have a gossip loves a gossip me!

Just made myself some T n toast, so am going back to bed and have a read and a snooze, catch you laters lovely

Don't do it Puss......be strong hun!....



Catch you later!.......

awww biggles, have a

Afternoon sitters

*sprays a bit of graffiti and boogers off*

bliddy cheek, right you wait Ms Kaytee .........

.........made a right bliddy mess she did Puss!

Rubbish....it's like a Banksy...worth a fortune

 oh fern, that made me laff

So.....you don't like my artistic impression of the Moaner Lisurrr then?

so did I reach the back of your legs Kaytee wiv me spray gun

Ah is that what is was, thought me cat had been sick again on me cream carpet

....bit of a budding artist are we Kaytee.........*whispers to Puss*...My 4yr old nephew could do better!..

If it was brown.....I hope you did....no appreciation of art you lot

Huffs

orange Kaytee, totally Essex orange, crem de la crem

Bliddy hell.....Noooooooooo! *runs to shower*

........Don't forget behind ya ears!....don't want tatties do ya?

My ears are like petals...bicycle petals

............very pwerty!

Knew I shouldn't have worn those hoop earrings

..........I wear them sometimes....always get em caught in me hair!..

fern, Kaytee, got to go and start cooking the dinner, can't stand the constant growling if its not ready when they get back from school

catch up laters



ps must just tell you about my ear, where I have it pierced, every two weeks it gets blocked up, and its like a lil worm pops out lovely, just in time for dinner, laters

I used to wear them, but got fed up with Mr Kaytee calling them budgie perches

Too much info Pussy

See you later

....Charmer your OH eh Kaytee!....?...........(sounds familiar!)


Nice Puss!..very Nice!..............see ya later hun!..........

hhhhhheeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooo

..........Mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! to you my lovely!