Will beat you!....


Speak soon hun...enjoy!

haha, u can try   Have u tried the new one?....tis brilliant!!

 <<<<Definitely worth posting twice!

he's nice *swoon* who is he?

Kevin Costner!!!!Yummmmmmmmmmmmy!

Not so much the chest hair though....might have to take a wax strip or two to that.......

hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo peeps.

Helllllo Mrs Jags..

Hi hun,     Are ye in yet? All up and running now? yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Nope...if ya read back a page...you'll see why!
Bliddy incompetants!

how's your day bin....working?

so your back again then.

Yep, working hard pal, very very busy and very short staffed.

why is our clocks all showing an hour behind? has it always done that?  I never know what the flaming time is in this place or what was posted when.

...feel like a bloody yo-yo!


How come no staff?

At the mo you should be on France/Brusselstime.. till the clocks change at the end of the month!

I always feel like that in here too.  Seems an awful long way for a bloody short cut.

But i'm no in France/Brussels, im in Scottyland.

Holidays, illness, study leave, death in the family. Only 3 of us left.

Both the BT folk I spoke to today were from Scottyland.....Not saying owt or nowt..

Well don't you be letting em put upon you Mrs....your health is more important!

awww, they're looking after me too. And if yer gonna be ill, what better place to be than a pharmacy,

Did ye sneak in a few wee scottish words to them?

Do ya reckon I should have..reckon it may get me online quicker...


Ruth & Bruce!

aye,  a do.

I'll wear me tartan hat whilst I'm saying it eh...that'll get em!...

Thats no tartan, its blue checked and cashmere, the BT peeps would'nt have a clue you bought that from a tourist shop in Edinburgh, so you'd get no favours for that one.

Suppose ya want me to wear that monstrosity you got!.........Not in a million!

That went to Turkey with Fi.  Could buy ye another and post it. (which address though? )

nah you're alright!...think I can wait!..Thanks anyways!

will add it too your xmas wish list.

Bloody would n all wouldn't ya!..........am hoping to come up again before Crimbo...bit of a treat for ya!...

you know i would.  That would be fab, but yer only allowed over the border again if ye wear a jimmy hat.

Can I be pissed first?...

ladies

 JD....

evening handsome,  glad your here, you can entertain madam for a while till i go play in me rollercoaster.

be my pleasure  ,   rollercoaster ?

Bloody cheek!...being bumped for a bloody application!!!!

application ?    what's with the riddles