Hello
The place looks like a bomb hit it
Still, getting there  
Awww, thats really good news Aimee
I'm so pleased for you

he wasn't good looking though  i like a nice workman

Ahhh, but he was just the measurer-upper...The fitter will be corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..Hopefully

that made me laugh, Aimees dad works on the roads *tarmacer* and he always say he's a digger upper and a filler inner

and its true too, int it?

yep  he even had to go on a healthy and safety course

Well you wouldn't to fill the wrong hole in, would you?

I'm off for the night now. Night all

morning riff raff

fern put that bottie away! ah well if you can't beat 'em..

Morning Puss!...just checking which way the wind was blowing!

Storms off south coast of Devon!!

Just waiting for the floods

Hope it don't get like that...am off out for lunch today!

You busy today Puss?

Not really busy, but have a friend coming for coffee *sticks all washing up in oven*  good tip I leaned years ago

oooh lunch out, nice, what you going for fern? traditional or something exotic!!

Good tip!......ours gets thrown in the dishwasher..same thing!

Carvery I think Puss!....nice place down the road...quite local!
Means we can have a drink & not worry bout driving...

Yeah but it saves me having to empty the dishwasher first

Oh blimey, you and drink at lunchtime! jd is gonna be one happy lad

I don't need to be drunk Puss...

Oh my

All I can smell is my daughters perfume, think she must have bathed in the stuff

Ewww! I hate the smell of most perfumes especially when it's sprayed liberally! gets down my throat!
Any strong smells really....must have a sensitive snitch!

me too fern, it's a Channel one, can't remember what its called, but its sooooo strong!

I wear 'Chance' from Channel, but only a lil dab in the right places

Bet ya smell lovely!

I wear fruity sprays mostly...strawb...apple!
Wear a touch of Opium on a night out though!...just a touch though!

ooh Opium is very strong innit? as you say just a lil touch.  I used to wear Organza, but after wearing it for about a year, decided i'd gone orf it, its still on my dressing table and has gone a real funny colour, like someone with a very bad UTI

 Nice!

Each perfume smells different on another body!
Most of them smell like gnats pee!...still..better than some bodily smells I guess!

all depends

Does indeed!

why can't i read essex's thread

I can't either Aims....odd innit!

that is strange, people are replying

It happened to me the other day....could see all threads & posts bar one!....wasn't the only one either...yet others were still posting in it...

come here you ..... I need some TLC ..... tongue licks c**k

fornicator!

JD thats disgusting

you can have some TLC as well -  just change a word

how would you know ?      no-ones ever said that to me before 

Someones getting urges Puss!

Afternoonies