I'm glad you could all join me. What took you so long?

Ah good.

I like having a head start.

Sandals aren't really built for speed

Plus we had to make them ourselves from recycled yoghurt pots.

I ordered some Hemp flip flops, but they sent me grass ones.

Some are:

*Sparks up a Blizzie flip flop*....

bleedin hell this is better than all the fanclubs ive joined in the past year put together. I think ive died and gone to pc heaven

oh and you get to smoke Blizzie's flip flops apparently

I think this thread needs a bit of Charlie Brooker http://www.guardian.co.uk/comm...-buzzwords-blowhards

I'm glad to see that this a paperless thread.

I'd like to nominate Charlie as chief PC Doogooder loony

He could be head of department or something, except we don't have departments because that wouldn't be inclusive enough.

More fair trade tea anyone?

oh look leccy, you can be a superhero

Fantastic I hope I get a clipboard.

I am PC and proud.
I read the Guardian and try and be fair to all folk.
But I don't like hemp sandals - sorry Leccy..

she can make you some out of tofu?

Leccy you'll have to see Health and Safety elf for a clipboard....

Sign me up! I am about to train to be a teacher so any 'PC Tips' would come in handy

So no heels then.

There is a thread saying Victor is a dark horse!!  

Best of luck with your course.  Oh there is a whole world of elf n safety coming your way...preventing children poking their fingers in electric sockets? PC GONE MAD!

No heels Isadora, they enforce gender stereotypes

As I said yesterday, my sarcasm level escalates in direct proportion to the amount of stupidity I am exposed to. I already have a headache from the amount of eye rolling I've done in the last hour. Same shit, different day!

I'd love to join but I don't believe in labeling

Aww, a thread for Leccy!  I love her muesli sandals.  Although I must admit Blizzie's are quite something.

I briefly liked my Mac, because it turns on really really quickly.  But then I got my new PC, and that also turns on really really quickly.  And it has a right click button.  So it's PCs for me.

Woah, that last post makes me sound like a proper capitalist.

It does

Beamers, not even sticky labels?

Ohhh I'll have to ask the elf about that one!

Trotsky had an iPad.

I dunno why but that has cracked me up  

Ice Pick, not iPad!

I remember the days when I thought War and Peace was a newspaper *gently weeps*

And I thought things were bad on t'internet back then?! Bring it back - all is forgiven!

I remember that

That was around the same time I asked Z a question about the "12 Deadly Sins"...

Were you confusing it with 'The War Cry' ......................the Salvation Army paper ?
Many years ago the Sally Army used to go round pubs on Friday and Saturday nights distributing it. I don't suppose they do that anymore do they?

I lubs the Peter Cat too



Shall I put this thread on the delivery list for the Daily Mail?

*snicker*

Fank Yew!

Sorry, Trotsky had an iPick.  ow!

It made his ears burn.

What about cross dressers then ,.. eh eh???

it certainly did

Sadly to say, no I had no idea what War and Peace was at the time, and we were discussing something and I thought it was a newspaper and I said 'I will roll up my copy of War and Peace and bash them out of the way'.

I also thought Tolstoy was the Editor of said newspaper.