You'd think that plastic cutlery would be on the same shelves as the paper plates and stuff.
Well I went shopping and found a shelf of paper plates and napkins. And not one bag of plastic cutlery in sight 
I eventually found ANOTHER shelf of plastic plates etc, and at first I couldn't see any bloody cutlery, until I looked at the bottom shelf. And joy of joys the plastic cutlery was PINK 
... but that was probably the only set of plastic cutlery in the bloody shop!!!!!!!!!!
And don't get me started on duvet covers.................
