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Not sure why Lucy felt the need to do what she did tonight. I think out of that whole menage-a-trois Sam's the dangerous and sly one, cos she'll smile sweetly but she'll be grabbing his nuts at the same time
I'm lovin Arg and Lydia in this series, Lydia's mum needs to shut up and butt out - she's a bloody nightmare
As for that Chloe with the upper lip Botox and the Shergar teeth - she looks like a bloke She's horrific Who told her that looked good?!
I'm still lovin Kirk and his dad makes me laugh as well
Oh Christ I only popped in to say I was watching it and I've ended up writing War and Peace
That monstrosity selling the BMW to Kirk - where did they get her from - Lidl? Considering she was selling a 30 odd grand car I could not believe her sales tactics:
'Saaaao - dya loike it? Good mo-aaar innit. Oi fink it's well noice and oi fink yooo should buy it roight naaa'
That woman would not be working for me due to the following:
- I don't employ orange people unless they were born orange (like an orangutan or a satsuma)
- I don't employ people who can't adopt appropriate dialect when selling 30k items.
- I don't employ people who think virtually flashing their labia at a client is a good way to do business, or who then move on to the bankrolling Dads when initial client has declined said labia.
- The sales person doesn't appear to know her way to the mirror let alone her way around negotiation.
I think I've finished now.
It CAN be done!
I live here.
But I see from Karma's post Lauren and Mark are engaged How stupid is that girl. As long as he says 'oooh I love you Lauren' she'll forget about everything that's gone on and just keep going back to him? She puts womens lib back about 30 years
What did Lucy do? I like her, though again, if I was her I would have dumped him after the crap came out after the boxing match that him and Lauren were still an item so I don't know why she's still involved.
But tis good to look at it and the feck....the shallowness of it all is incredible.
Can't stand Mark or Lauren, i like Arg the best and i've gone off Amy and her cousin this series, if they really are that thick then they shouldn't be on TV
they are all the most dreadful monster people you could ever hope to meet. . even Nanny Pat who is meant to be 'normal' yet hasn't a bad word to say about her monster of a grandkid messing with any women who'll let him poke them..
but it's addictive cos I keep waiting to see just what awful depths they'll go to for 'fame'. .and what awful ignoramus dross will come out of their gobs next..
I watched the new Katie thing too.. has the same affect on me as 'Essex'
they kinda make me feel good about my self and that's not an easy thing to do..
Loving Mr Darcy ..... Kirk is my fave ... but I suspect he's as bad as the rest of em
Can't abide Mark .... He and Lauren deserve each other ... she's a bi@tch imo .... & he just plays women like fiddles ..... he's a first class w**k*r
I like Jessica (Marks Sister) & I think Lucy is the only one who seems to be real ..... I'm glad she told Lauren that she'd slept with Mark just 2 weeks before he proposed to her .... Good on ya Lucy
I like Jessica (Marks Sister) & I think Lucy is the only one who seems to be real ..... I'm glad she told Lauren that she'd slept with Mark just 2 weeks before he proposed to her .... Good on ya Lucy
They're all such an incestuous bunch - I'm wondering how long it'll be before one of them has a crack at Mr.Darcy the pig
I used to know some parts of Essex quite well and not everyone is like them, like any County with many towns and villages Essex is a mix of all kinds of people. I like the programme as I'm interested in people and what makes them tick
Loving Mr Darcy ..... Kirk is my fave ... but I suspect he's as bad as the rest of em
Can't abide Mark .... He and Lauren deserve each other ... she's a bi@tch imo .... & he just plays women like fiddles ..... he's a first class w**k*r
I like Jessica (Marks Sister) & I think Lucy is the only one who seems to be real ..... I'm glad she told Lauren that she'd slept with Mark just 2 weeks before he proposed to her .... Good on ya Lucy
Can't stand him and Lauren, they're both as dumb and shallow as each other
Lauren had a pop when they were at the bar when Mark and Lucy were together..BUT at the boxing match Lucy asked to speak to Lauren to give her what for and ended up getting an earful, then she went and had another pop the other night.
Although all joking aside, why the pair of them continued to have it with Mark knowing they're sharing him I'll never know. All this 'but are you boyfriend and girlfriend?' bollocks....the technical terms don't matter, he was still having a bit of how's yer father with both of them.
Exactly. If they're both only after a shag and nowt serious then I don't see why they're bothered with defining the finer details. But, if either of them are that desperate to hold on to him that they're willing to put up with him carrying on how he likes, whilst they're being faithful then I don't have much sympathy for either of them anymore. They're grown women ffs and they're carrying on like kids in a playground. And all for what? A muppet like Mark? He's a repulsive person with not one saving grace and I'm full sure he's not entirely straight. No way would my hubby ever kiss his mate on the cheek when going in for a hug, not without getting his head kicked in
I can't understand what they all see in Mark ? ... Sure he's good looking, but now I know who he is and what he's like, he's just a joke.
I don't know what it is about this show ? ..... I can see what it's detractors are saying and how they are all just a bunch of pretentious wannabees but I find it strangely fascinating
And who's that new bird who Kirks dad is after ? .... Not Gemma, the rotund car sales lady (I don't think he was interested in her anyway) but the one who had her boobs done in Belgium .... the play boy bunny .... Is it just me or is she really odd looking ? .... I don't think she's good looking at all.
Joey Essex
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.
The other one plays King Tubby Meets The Rockers Uptown
they are all the most dreadful monster people you could ever hope to meet. . even Nanny Pat who is meant to be 'normal' yet hasn't a bad word to say about her monster of a grandkid messing with any women who'll let him poke them..
but it's addictive cos I keep waiting to see just what awful depths they'll go to for 'fame'. .and what awful ignoramus dross will come out of their gobs next..
I watched the new Katie thing too.. has the same affect on me as 'Essex'
they kinda make me feel good about my self and that's not an easy thing to do..
Hi Olly *waves*
I started watching the new Katie show as well the other night (i like crap TV as well ) but i turned over during the ad break to CH4 and it was the story of Katie that had acid thrown in her face and it made Jordan look a right twat with her 50 hrs in the hairdressers trying too be blonde
I love it!!!
its like a dirty sordid addiction! I know its wrong, but I just can't stop loving it.
Mark - yeuwwwwww.. it never fails to amaze me when blokes like him (all teeth & bullshit) get away with being players.
I like Amy best...
Oh... & to those that think this is what people from Essex are like... I have met diluted down characters like the ones on the show... usually more in the south of the county... the ones on the show really are caricatures of your stereotypical Essex Boy/Girl. Damned funny ones though!
Oh & Summer - I live on the Essex Suffolk border too.. I assume you live on the Suffolk side of the border... I'm on the Essex side (by 4 miles)...
Wave out ya window & I will see if I can see you! (though I will be looking for a dog in a car)