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Originally posted by Mentalist:
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Originally posted by Smoke:
FMs - Fellow Males:

I sometimes wonder what sort of men the forum ladies consort with. But is it a question of cause and effect?


Getting a bit highbrow here mate, only here for a pint and a laugh, fancy a game of darts Big Grin?


I like darts. I like the quiet 'thunk' as they hit the board. And I like the way the ale steadies the arm.


I like darts too, I like the pretty feathers way I feel all manly when I get a bullseye.
Mentalist
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Originally posted by Smoke:
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Originally posted by Mentalist:
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Originally posted by Smoke:
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Originally posted by Mentalist:
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Originally posted by Smoke:
FMs - Fellow Males:

I sometimes wonder what sort of men the forum ladies consort with. But is it a question of cause and effect?


Getting a bit highbrow here mate, only here for a pint and a laugh, fancy a game of darts Big Grin?


I like darts. I like the quiet 'thunk' as they hit the board. And I like the way the ale steadies the arm.


I like darts too, I like the pretty feathers way I feel all manly when I get a bullseye.


When you say 'Feel manly' can you say more about what that's like, please. I mean how does the feeling manifest itself? Do you bray and stomp around? Do you shake your fist about? I'm trying to imagine you at the bullseye moment.


You know arms in air, fists clenched going yay, followed by manly slaps on the back by other players.
Mentalist
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Originally posted by darloboy07:
What about Boro and Sunderland Big Grin. Yes they do Nod.


Well, I didn't want to see any of the teams lose their Premier league status. No one with any imagination wants to see that happen.

Sunderland, I thought, would stay up: I'd given up hope for Middlesbrough (It's a shame. Southgate is a good man).



I was glad Sunderland stayed up Smiler.
darloboy (Play The Game!)
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Originally posted by The Secretary:
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Originally posted by Smoke:
Did anybody see the programme on John Donne? They spent some time reading a great poem to his mistress. It's Elegy XIX, 'To his Mistress going to bed.' I think it's the kind of poem The Secretary would like.

I must post it to here.


Ninja


Did you see the programme? It was really good. It even included BDO territory: that's where John Donne spent his early years.
I'm sure you'd love the 'mistress' poem.


I didn't see it and I'm not familiar with the poem Big Grin

It had better be a nice one Ninja
The Secretary
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Originally posted by Smoke:
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Originally posted by The Secretary:
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Originally posted by Smoke:
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Originally posted by The Secretary:
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Originally posted by Smoke:
Did anybody see the programme on John Donne? They spent some time reading a great poem to his mistress. It's Elegy XIX, 'To his Mistress going to bed.' I think it's the kind of poem The Secretary would like.

I must post it to here.


Ninja


Did you see the programme? It was really good. It even included BDO territory: that's where John Donne spent his early years.
I'm sure you'd love the 'mistress' poem.


I didn't see it and I'm not familiar with the poem Big Grin

It had better be a nice one Ninja


It's a very nice poem. Shall I post it to you (and you can pretend that someone else sent it)?


If ya like Laugh
The Secretary
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Originally posted by Mentalist:
Hiya smoke, yeah I've been up a ladder cleaning the gutters and in a minute I'm going to change the oil in my car (all true actually), then I'm going to go buy some smokes and settle down and watch the footie. Who do you think is going to win?


Bob! That reminds me. I'll have to tackle my gutters too. And the car needs a service in 1700 miles. (It says so on the instrument panel.)

The footie? Im still chewing this over - like one does. I'll decide in a mo. What are you having to drink, Bob?


Lager and lime followed by a whisky chaser Glance
Mentalist
AndrÃĐs Iniesta LujÃĄn (born 11 May 1984 in Fuentealbilla, Albacete, Castile-La Mancha) is a Spanish football attacking midfielder who plays for FC Barcelona. His willingness to play anywhere on the pitch, coupled with a natural humility, has earned him the sobriquet El Ilusionista, El Anti-GalÃĄctico and most recently San AndrÃĐs[2] or Don AndrÃĐs from the Catalan press.[3]

This the guy, yeah he's real good. Barcelona, right, they're playing against the guys in the red shirts erm .... right.. who wants another drink?
Mentalist
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Originally posted by Mentalist:
Ok time to come clean, can't stand football, don't know who's playing the last time I knew a footballers name was George Best, prefer mucking about with my car and reading a good murder book. What a relief now you know everthing about me (adjusts moustache and beard) Glance


Oh: OK.
Football conversations are tedious affairs. Milton is the perfect antidote. I love my car, by the way.


I love my car too, just as well OH doesn't drive. Quite fancy having a go at building one of those kit cars, did a mechanics course a while ago so it would come in handy. Just have to wait until I have more time (and money).
Mentalist

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