Sneaks in wearing false moustache and beard! Deep voice, here lads who wants a beer?

ur fooling no one mentalist

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
Sneaks in wearing false moustache and beard! Deep voice, here lads who wants a beer?

*Cries..Fake, fake*..*Points.....>>>>

welcome moonie

Hi CCM .

hey darlo , how are ya mate?

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Originally posted by Chicken Chow Mein:
welcome moonie

Thanks Chicken..

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Originally posted by Chicken Chow Mein:
hey darlo , how are ya mate?

Good thanks, you? .

Can you prove I'm a fake, can ya, can ya?? I'm sure one of the voices in my head is male!!

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Originally posted by darloboy07:

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Originally posted by Chicken Chow Mein:
hey darlo , how are ya mate?

Good thanks, you? .

gdgd im gd thanx been up to much ?

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
Can you prove I'm a fake, can ya, can ya?? I'm sure one of the voices in my head is male!!

*scratches bum and farts*

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
*scratches bum and farts*

thats what we like yogi

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
Can you prove I'm a fake, can ya, can ya?? I'm sure one of the voices in my head is male!!

I can if you let me 'frisk' you..

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Originally posted by Chicken Chow Mein:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:

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Originally posted by Chicken Chow Mein:
hey darlo , how are ya mate?

Good thanks, you? .

gdgd im gd thanx been up to much ?

Yes went Clubbing yesterday , just watching BGT. How about you?.

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
*scratches bum and farts*

Thats our Yogi..

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Originally posted by moonie:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
Can you prove I'm a fake, can ya, can ya?? I'm sure one of the voices in my head is male!!

I can if you let me 'frisk' you..

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Originally posted by darloboy07:

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Originally posted by Chicken Chow Mein:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:

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Originally posted by Chicken Chow Mein:
hey darlo , how are ya mate?

Good thanks, you? .

gdgd im gd thanx been up to much ?

Yes went Clubbing yesterday , just watching BGT. How about you?.

kooool , just music and on here

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Originally posted by Chicken Chow Mein:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:

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Originally posted by Chicken Chow Mein:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:

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Originally posted by Chicken Chow Mein:
hey darlo , how are ya mate?

Good thanks, you? .

gdgd im gd thanx been up to much ?

Yes went Clubbing yesterday , just watching BGT. How about you?.

kooool , just music and on here

Good .

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Originally posted by moonie:

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
*scratches bum and farts*

Thats our Yogi..

shhh i'm in disguise... that's what i've seen men do so i thought i would fit in

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Originally posted by moonie:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
Can you prove I'm a fake, can ya, can ya?? I'm sure one of the voices in my head is male!!

I can if you let me 'frisk' you..

There will be no frisking at any time However I am willing to sing one of my many rugby songs!

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by moonie:

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
*scratches bum and farts*

Thats our Yogi..

shhh i'm in disguise... that's what i've seen men do so i thought i would fit in

ive got my eye on you....

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by moonie:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
Can you prove I'm a fake, can ya, can ya?? I'm sure one of the voices in my head is male!!

I can if you let me 'frisk' you..

There will be no frisking at any time However I am willing to sing one of my many rugby songs!

thats not proof im afraid

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Originally posted by Chicken Chow Mein:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by moonie:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
Can you prove I'm a fake, can ya, can ya?? I'm sure one of the voices in my head is male!!

I can if you let me 'frisk' you..

There will be no frisking at any time However I am willing to sing one of my many rugby songs!

thats not proof im afraid

Goes to sit quietly in corner, pulls down trilby and orders a pint of lager.

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by moonie:

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
*scratches bum and farts*

Thats our Yogi..

shhh i'm in disguise... that's what i've seen men do so i thought i would fit in

But men dont have two lumps there..*points^^^

so all had a good bank holiday? lots of bbqs and beer drinking i hope ?

Yeah CCM .

Yeah drank lots of beer, watched the footie and worked on me motor.

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
Yeah drank lots of beer, watched the footie and worked on me motor.

*sneaks in for a nose.....leaves *

Hi Smoke , doing you're thing for the Environment .

Wanders in wearing dungarees and a flat cap (plus false moustache and beard). I've been to my allotment today, dug over me vegetable patch and hauled a load of manure. Then met up with the lads for a pint at me local and chatted up the barmaid.

*wanders in..... sneezes*.....

alright lads?.....got flu haven't i?......still doesn't stop me going to the boozer....pulled a right tidy sort last night....well up for it she was.....ain't gonna phone her though....yer know what birds are like....they just want to get married...i'm gonna stay free and single...

got that jordan birds number an all...she keeps ringing me....begging me to take her out she is....like i told her....i'll ave to see if i can fit yer in love....i'm a popular guy....know worra mean?

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Originally posted by Smoke:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
Wanders in wearing dungarees and a flat cap (plus false moustache and beard). I've been to my allotment today, dug over me vegetable patch and hauled a load of manure. Then met up with the lads for a pint at me local and chatted up the barmaid.

How far did you haul the manure? How deep did you dig your vegetable patch?
PS. What a shame you had to do the chatting up.

Errm, goes off to read gardening books and worries about not being an attractive man

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Originally posted by Smoke:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Hi Smoke , doing you're thing for the Environment .

Well, yes and no. The environmental thing is only a by-product.

.

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Originally posted by moonie:

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by moonie:

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
*scratches bum and farts*

Thats our Yogi..

shhh i'm in disguise... that's what i've seen men do so i thought i would fit in

But men dont have two lumps there..*points^^^

some do i've seen them on biggest loser

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Originally posted by Smoke:
FMs - Fellow Males:

I sometimes wonder what sort of men the forum ladies consort with. But is it a question of cause and effect?

Getting a bit highbrow here mate, only here for a pint and a laugh, fancy a game of darts ?

Kiss my aura Dora, it's real angora.

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