The Official Apprentice Thread: Series 5, Week 9: The One with Baby Stuff.

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CaptVimesMember 10 years

"Think like a pregnant mum"

Sell them pickled gherkin and strawberry ice cream then.

5/20/091:09 PM

*mollie*Member 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
Oh... forgot Lorraine had kids. Do any of the others have chidren?

maybe James is a dad as SirA chose him to lead this one ?

5/20/091:09 PM

RexiMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
quote:
Originally posted by The Secretary:
I didn't know Lorraine was a mommy

The don't seem to get in the way of her swinging though...

Whaaaaa????

You been reading those Red Tops again???

5/20/091:09 PM

HyacinthBMember

quote:
Originally posted by Rexi:
quote:
Originally posted by HyacinthB:
Just finished watching Chelsea Flower Show and am now ready for The Apprentice to kick off.

ohhhh HB - was the flower show good, I'd like to have seen that

Always enjoy watching it Rexi. It gives me ideas for our garden.

5/20/091:09 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Hi all... am late cos hubby overrode the reminder on my telly... and was watching some dross about some kid that conducts electricity!

I uncovered his evil plan.. and am now here...

whats going on then.... ooooohhh baby stuff!

5/20/091:09 PM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

quote:
Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
quote:
Originally posted by The Secretary:
I didn't know Lorraine was a mommy

The don't seem to get in the way of her swinging though...

, that article was so funny. Mollie posted a link about it which was how I found out.

5/20/091:09 PM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

quote:
Originally posted by *Mollie*:
quote:
Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
Oh... forgot Lorraine had kids. Do any of the others have chidren?

maybe James is a dad as SirA chose him to lead this one ?

Yeah James is a dad

5/20/091:10 PM

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy ThingMember VIP10 yearsModerator

quote:
Originally posted by CaptVimes:
quote:
Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
quote:
Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Made it this week but know nothing about babies so

Me either.. but then again, they probably don't either!
Apparently they eat, shit and make noise. That is the extent of my knowledge...hehe

Sums the early stages up quite well, I think.

5/20/091:10 PM

CaptVimesMember 10 years

James wants one with a built in playstation

5/20/091:10 PM

KaffsMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by *Mollie*:
quote:
Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
Oh... forgot Lorraine had kids. Do any of the others have chidren?

maybe James is a dad as SirA chose him to lead this one ?

Yep - seems he does, mollie

5/20/091:10 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Get the man out of the birthing pool... NOW!

5/20/091:10 PM

The SecretaryMember

I love that pool

5/20/091:10 PM

*mollie*Member 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by The Secretary:
quote:
Originally posted by Rexi:
quote:
Originally posted by The Secretary:
When a man and a lady love each other very much, they sometimes have a special cuddle ...

I've had three

Never again

I've had 2. I only ever cuddle with one foot on the floor now

Sec

I've had 3... didnt have one of those pools though.

5/20/091:10 PM

HyacinthBMember

quote:
Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
6am phonecall!

Aww, that's nothing Fluffy. When I was working, I was always up by 5.30am.

5/20/091:11 PM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Oh no it's Debra

5/20/091:11 PM

KaffsMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Rexi:
quote:
Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
quote:
Originally posted by The Secretary:
I didn't know Lorraine was a mommy

The don't seem to get in the way of her swinging though...

Whaaaaa????

You been reading those Red Tops again???

Blame this forum and the NOTW link. I'm still in shock!

5/20/091:11 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

You cannot have your child walking around in the speshal hats!!!! You just can't!!!!

5/20/091:11 PM

RexiMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by The Secretary:
I've had 2. I only ever cuddle with one foot on the floor now

5/20/091:12 PM

HyacinthBMember

quote:
Originally posted by darloboy07:
Lorraine team leader- god help us .

Thank goodness she only has 2 of them to boss around!!

5/20/091:12 PM

The SecretaryMember

quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
You cannot have your child walking around in the speshal hats!!!! You just can't!!!!

It just says all the wrong things about both parent and child, dunnit

5/20/091:12 PM

KaffsMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Hi all... am late cos hubby overrode the reminder on my telly... and was watching some dross about some kid that conducts electricity!

I uncovered his evil plan.. and am now here...

whats going on then.... ooooohhh baby stuff!

Get yourself a cattle prod, ditty. Conduct some electricity through HIM! The devil!

5/20/091:13 PM

CaptVimesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
You cannot have your child walking around in the speshal hats!!!! You just can't!!!!

But that way you can protect them!!!! and they have no idea what pain is like till timmy hits them with cricket bat at playschool.

5/20/091:13 PM

RexiMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
Blame this forum and the NOTW link. I'm still in shock!

I need to do some reading back

5/20/091:14 PM

DoraMember

NO no no no to the shoes.

Wrong wrong wrong

5/20/091:14 PM

KaffsMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by The Secretary:
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
You cannot have your child walking around in the speshal hats!!!! You just can't!!!!

It just says all the wrong things about both parent and child, dunnit

The should hand them out at the playgroup my two year old nephew goes to. He's a bit errr.... forceful?

5/20/091:14 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

quote:
Originally posted by The Secretary:
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
You cannot have your child walking around in the speshal hats!!!! You just can't!!!!

It just says all the wrong things about both parent and child, dunnit

I am sitting here... wide eyed with shock!

5/20/091:14 PM

Blue Diamond (Ben's Buddy 11)Member

Hi pretty

5/20/091:14 PM

RexiMember 10 years

Hi ditty

5/20/091:14 PM

CaptVimesMember 10 years

baby shoes with high heels...that is so wrong

5/20/091:14 PM

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy ThingMember VIP10 yearsModerator

quote:
Originally posted by The Secretary:
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
You cannot have your child walking around in the speshal hats!!!! You just can't!!!!

It just says all the wrong things about both parent and child, dunnit

Those slippers were worse I think.

5/20/091:15 PM

*mollie*Member 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
quote:
Originally posted by Rexi:
quote:
Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
quote:
Originally posted by The Secretary:
I didn't know Lorraine was a mommy

The don't seem to get in the way of her swinging though...

Whaaaaa????

You been reading those Red Tops again???

Blame this forum and the NOTW link. I'm still in shock!

that was all my fault for posting that link... took poor Kaffy a week to get over the shock.

I still cant belive it was Lorraine that got up to all that when I look at her.

5/20/091:15 PM

DoraMember

Why would you buy a rocking horse for a Baby for gawds sake.
They cant use them till bigger

5/20/091:15 PM

RexiMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Dora:
NO no no no to the shoes.

Wrong wrong wrong

definite, absolutely totally so very very wrong

Hiya Dora

5/20/091:15 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

How much is the rocking horse!!!!

5/20/091:15 PM

DoraMember

quote:
Originally posted by Rexi:
quote:
Originally posted by Dora:
NO no no no to the shoes.

Wrong wrong wrong
definite, absolutely totally so very very wrong

Hiya Dora

Hey Rexi

5/20/091:16 PM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Go Lorraine

5/20/091:16 PM

HyacinthBMember

Loving the rocking horse!

5/20/091:16 PM

*mollie*Member 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
quote:
Originally posted by The Secretary:
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
You cannot have your child walking around in the speshal hats!!!! You just can't!!!!

It just says all the wrong things about both parent and child, dunnit
Those slippers were worse I think.

yes those slippers were just so distateful.

5/20/091:16 PM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

Evening all,pheww,just been changing two beds covers and sheets.Lorraine team leader,who's the other one?

5/20/091:16 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

I resent the consumer market for the tarty baby shoes being described as the "snazzy mum"

5/20/091:16 PM

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