I think I'll go to Sainsbury's instead 
it's right beside KFC so that'll be me fed and all 
Sorted 
Originally Posted by Skylark24:
Ever cleaned a pot after making Macaroni Cheese ??
Now why would I be making Macaroni Cheese? 
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I don't want to be pedantic ... but how do you know if you are off topic if you didn't know what the topic was in the first place?
Although, I do love apple crumble 
You just post something different to the last two posts on the thread!
(Oh, and I like apple crumble too, but I probably cant tell you that here because not only should you post something different to the last 2 posts, but it's got to be different to any posts you're quoting as well) 
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Anyone seen the new purple pasta?
No, but we have tried the purple potatoes....if that helps?
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I don't want to be pedantic ... but how do you know if you are off topic if you didn't know what the topic was in the first place?
Although, I do love apple crumble
You just post something different to the last two posts on the thread!
You crease me Fluffers
You can't get decent turnips in the supermarkets. Tesco sell "swedes" the size of apples. Asda sell turnips that are white not yellow. I miss me turnips 
Fish aerobics 
I need to wash my hairbrush
Televisions...doncha just love em!
I used to love Gingham perfume when I was a teenager.
and what's with Prince Philip's eyebrows 
Burned my tongue again
Originally Posted by Baz:
I love vegetable soup..... but it must be Heinz....
You are still avoiding my question Baz and I've still not got over them
Whoever invented wires for bras was a sadist.
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
Whoever invented wires for bras was a sadist.
the same guy who invented the mammogram
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Pancakes~:
Burned my tongue again
Left right or middle?
Originally Posted by Baz:
I think questions are to be ignored
I'm going to have to write to Buck Palace and complain
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
Whoever invented wires for bras was a sadist.
the same guy who invented the mammogram
Makes sense Dame,perhaps we should insist he tries it out on his danglies,let him get all clamped up.
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
the same guy who invented the mammogram
Makes sense Dame,perhaps we should insist he tries it out on his danglies,let him get all clamped up.
Exactly Lee, I would do the job voluntarily although they could place their own bits
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I think questions are to be ignored
I'm going to have to write to Buck Palace and complain
How did you know my address?
Christmas Card...silly and I didn't realise until then they had moved it 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I think questions are to be ignored
I'm going to have to write to Buck Palace and complain
How did you know my address?
Christmas Card...silly and I didn't realise until then they had moved it
ROFL .......
Vodka
Peach Schnapps
Orange Juice
Cranberry Juice
now that's NOT nonsense......it makes perfect sense to me!
Originally Posted by Ells:
Vodka
Peach Schnapps
Orange Juice
Cranberry Juice
now that's NOT nonsense......it makes perfect sense to me!
SOTB,be careful that sand can get into crevices.
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I think questions are to be ignored
I'm going to have to write to Buck Palace and complain
Like they'd listen to you
Originally Posted by Ells:
Vodka
Peach Schnapps
Orange Juice
Cranberry Juice
now that's NOT nonsense......it makes perfect sense to me!
Vodka, fresh orange, dry ginger topped with crushed ice
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
Originally Posted by Ells:
Vodka
Peach Schnapps
Orange Juice
Cranberry Juice
now that's NOT nonsense......it makes perfect sense to me!
SOTB,be careful that sand can get into crevices.
Nooks and crannies
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I think questions are to be ignored
I'm going to have to write to Buck Palace and complain
Like they'd listen to you
He probably won't be able to read it for the hairs in his eyes
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I think questions are to be ignored
I'm going to have to write to Buck Palace and complain
Like they'd listen to you
He probably won't be able to read it for the hairs in his eyes
He wouldn't get it anyway
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
Originally Posted by Ells:
Vodka
Peach Schnapps
Orange Juice
Cranberry Juice
now that's NOT nonsense......it makes perfect sense to me!
SOTB,be careful that sand can get into crevices.
Nooks and crannies
Cobwebs!
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I think questions are to be ignored
I'm going to have to write to Buck Palace and complain
Like they'd listen to you
He probably won't be able to read it for the hairs in his eyes
Denis Healey?
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
Originally Posted by Ells:
Vodka
Peach Schnapps
Orange Juice
Cranberry Juice
now that's NOT nonsense......it makes perfect sense to me!
SOTB,be careful that sand can get into crevices.
Nooks and crannies
Cobwebs!
Send the cat 
*steps in*
hello, just taking a wee break from my studying 
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Has my gold tie been mentioned yet?
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
He probably won't be able to read it for the hairs in his eyes
Denis Healey?
He's sporting that look Lee...and they are in all directions 