I'm looking at one of my fingernails on one of my fingers displayed in front of me and thinking..... you know......it really is quite a nice fingernail 
Only the one mind you but........
was just thinking that about my 8th toenail
You a contortionist?
I'm looking at one of my fingernails on one of my fingers displayed in front of me and thinking..... you know......it really is quite a nice fingernail
Only the one mind you but........
was just thinking that about my 8th toenail
Me too,about my 11th
I can manage to do LOL on my antique stand in phone
everyday there are approx 120 million couples copulating, what I want to know is...why are we on here every night?
Not the right time of night?
I can manage to do LOL on my antique stand in phone
Ahh,but doesn't that hurt?
I'm looking at one of my fingernails on one of my fingers displayed in front of me and thinking..... you know......it really is quite a nice fingernail
Only the one mind you but........
was just thinking that about my 8th toenail
Me too,about my 11th
everyday there are approx 120 million couples copulating, what I want to know is...why are we on here every night?
Not the right time of night?
Christmas is over,birthday 8 months away.
I'm looking at one of my fingernails on one of my fingers displayed in front of me and thinking..... you know......it really is quite a nice fingernail
Only the one mind you but........
was just thinking that about my 8th toenail
I was just thinking what a knobbly knee I had.......
What with you knee and my elbow. Can we make a pair?
everyday there are approx 120 million couples copulating, what I want to know is...why are we on here every night?
Not the right time of night?
well, I reckon they should have put it on a forum sticky and informed us
I can manage to do LOL on my antique stand in phone
Ahh,but doesn't that hurt?
it hurts my bloody head, roll on tomorrow
I'm looking at one of my fingernails on one of my fingers displayed in front of me and thinking..... you know......it really is quite a nice fingernail
Only the one mind you but........
was just thinking that about my 8th toenail
Me too,about my 11th
I can't see the 12th,there's a plaster on it atm.
i am distracted by the duck
who burns their hands on the cooker 3 times in one week
I'm looking at one of my fingernails on one of my fingers displayed in front of me and thinking..... you know......it really is quite a nice fingernail
Only the one mind you but........
was just thinking that about my 8th toenail
I was just thinking what a knobbly knee I had.......
What with you knee and my elbow. Can we make a pair?
depends..... only if my knee is top dog......
I can manage to do LOL on my antique stand in phone
Ahh,but doesn't that hurt?
it hurts my bloody head, roll on tomorrow
Take it off your head then silly.
i am distracted by the duck
The Luv Duck?
everyday there are approx 120 million couples copulating, what I want to know is...why are we on here every night?
Not the right time of night?
well, I reckon they should have put it on a forum sticky and informed us
OH gawd! I'm creased!
I'm looking at one of my fingernails on one of my fingers displayed in front of me and thinking..... you know......it really is quite a nice fingernail
Only the one mind you but........
was just thinking that about my 8th toenail
Me too,about my 11th
I can't see the 12th,there's a plaster on it atm.
Hands (or foots) up anyone with a 13th?
i am distracted by the duck
It's a swan in duck's clothing
There was once a underwater post office in the Bahamas.... now this got me thinking, what about old folks getting their pension. Instead of donning a rain hat and pushing the old shopping trolley out for a bit of fresh air...it would be don the swimming cap and stick your flippers in a asda carrier bag. My mother would never have collected hers, or maybe she would have started calling me Sharon Davis
who burns their hands on the cooker 3 times in one week
You haven't got the use of it yet have you
I'm looking at one of my fingernails on one of my fingers displayed in front of me and thinking..... you know......it really is quite a nice fingernail
Only the one mind you but........
was just thinking that about my 8th toenail
Me too,about my 11th
I can't see the 12th,there's a plaster on it atm.
Hands (or foots) up anyone with a 13th?
no got a horn though
who burns their hands on the cooker 3 times in one week
Someone who perhaps should switch to a microwave
The white goods are fighting back 
I'm looking at one of my fingernails on one of my fingers displayed in front of me and thinking..... you know......it really is quite a nice fingernail
Only the one mind you but........
was just thinking that about my 8th toenail
I was just thinking what a knobbly knee I had.......
What with you knee and my elbow. Can we make a pair?
depends..... only if my knee is top dog......
Oy dogs! where do cats come in to this?
it hurts my bloody head, roll on tomorrow
Take it off your head then silly.
sometimes I just don't think Lee
There was once a underwater post office in the Bahamas.... now this got me thinking, what about old folks getting their pension. Instead of donning a rain hat and pushing the old shopping trolley out for a bit of fresh air...it would be done the swimming cap and stick your flippers in a asda carrier bag. My mother would never have collected hers, or maybe she would have started calling me Sharon Davis
i am distracted by the duck
It's a swan in duck's clothing
With feathers all fluffy and brown.....
an ugly duck ..ling
who burns their hands on the cooker 3 times in one week
You haven't got the use of it yet have you
NO
I'm looking at one of my fingernails on one of my fingers displayed in front of me and thinking..... you know......it really is quite a nice fingernail
Only the one mind you but........
was just thinking that about my 8th toenail
Me too,about my 11th
I can't see the 12th,there's a plaster on it atm.
Hands (or foots) up anyone with a 13th?
no got a horn though
Just the one..... I've got two..... red ones
There was once a underwater post office in the Bahamas.... now this got me thinking, what about old folks getting their pension. Instead of donning a rain hat and pushing the old shopping trolley out for a bit of fresh air...it would be don the swimming cap and stick your flippers in a asda carrier bag. My mother would never have collected hers, or maybe she would have started calling me Sharon Davis
Webbed feet?
Webbed feet?
jelly fish stings, she would have to go without
who burns their hands on the cooker 3 times in one week
Someone who perhaps should switch to a microwave
The white goods are fighting back
... stroppy white goods...... now that should make the front page.....
There was once a underwater post office in the Bahamas.... now this got me thinking, what about old folks getting their pension. Instead of donning a rain hat and pushing the old shopping trolley out for a bit of fresh air...it would be don the swimming cap and stick your flippers in a asda carrier bag. My mother would never have collected hers, or maybe she would have started calling me Sharon Davis
or daffy duck or Thelma
I'm looking at one of my fingernails on one of my fingers displayed in front of me and thinking..... you know......it really is quite a nice fingernail
Only the one mind you but........
was just thinking that about my 8th toenail
Me too,about my 11th
I can't see the 12th,there's a plaster on it atm.
Hands (or foots) up anyone with a 13th?
no got a horn though
Just the one..... I've got two..... red ones
baz - so common - i was thinking unicorn
There was once a underwater post office in the Bahamas.... now this got me thinking, what about old folks getting their pension. Instead of donning a rain hat and pushing the old shopping trolley out for a bit of fresh air...it would be don the swimming cap and stick your flippers in a asda carrier bag. My mother would never have collected hers, or maybe she would have started calling me Sharon Davis
or daffy duck or Thelma
or even Ducky
I'm looking at one of my fingernails on one of my fingers displayed in front of me and thinking..... you know......it really is quite a nice fingernail
Only the one mind you but........
was just thinking that about my 8th toenail
Me too,about my 11th
I can't see the 12th,there's a plaster on it atm.
Hands (or foots) up anyone with a 13th?
no got a horn though
Just the one..... I've got two..... red ones
I've got wings 
