The Mysterious Stain On The Carpet.

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Sexy_Kelly

As you all know i work in an office. With me works Lee, The Nige

, Jamie

, and Stu aka Pigdog.

On Monday Stu pointed out this nasty looking stain on the carpet which must of appeared over the weekend. Its an orange/brown colour and there are more splats of this stain heading towards the door.

Now we know that Stu stayed over in the office Saturday night because he is having troubles at home at the moment.

Hes also known to like a drink or 10 and we know he had a bottle of wiskey under his desk from an xmas gift from one of the customers. I have not seen the bottle of wiskey since.

Maybe im putting 2 + 2 together here and getting 2160465430 but i think Stu pointed out the stain to try cover the fact he made it. I just hope he was sick and didn't poo himself.

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mummymazMember

yup.... sh1t himself, i'd bet my kids on it (if i had any)

6/25/093:45 AM

BovrilkingMember

Anal Fruit Probe, £15.99 from Ann Summers

So i've heard

6/25/093:47 AM

mummymazMember

why dont you have a sniff Kelly? that'll give you a clear indication of what it is.......

6/25/093:50 AM

SazBombMember

Surely it would stink if it was poo/sick?

6/25/093:58 AM

Sexy_KellyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
why dont you have a sniff Kelly? that'll give you a clear indication of what it is.......

Erm... I dont want to know that badly

We should make Stu sniff it though

6/25/093:59 AM

Sexy_KellyMember

quote:
Originally posted by SazBomb:
Surely it would stink if it was poo/sick?

Its only a little blob plus he had the whole weekend to air out the office

6/25/094:00 AM

ClumsycatMember

quote:
Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
why dont you have a sniff Kelly? that'll give you a clear indication of what it is.......

*clumsycat backs out of thread as she is was about to have lunch*

6/25/094:00 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

That's a great name for a novel.

6/25/094:07 AM

ShiverMember

It's shit, sick would make a big stain

6/25/094:08 AM

KaffsMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Shiver:
It's shit, sick would make a big stain

Maybe not if he was straining it through his fingers?

6/25/094:13 AM

ShiverMember

quote:
Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
quote:
Originally posted by Shiver:
It's shit, sick would make a big stain

Maybe not if he was straining it through his fingers?

I really hope you're talking about the sick there Kaff

6/25/094:14 AM

KaffsMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Shiver:
quote:
Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
quote:
Originally posted by Shiver:
It's shit, sick would make a big stain

Maybe not if he was straining it through his fingers?

I really hope you're talking about the sick there Kaff

Oh... come to think of it....

6/25/094:15 AM

Koala BrotherMember

I thought it might have been you & .......

6/25/094:16 AM

LindsxdxMember

We have a mysterious brown stain on our ceiling that appeared over the weekend

Due to constant increases in restrictions on our daily working life from directors who have too much money and too much time on their hands we are wondering if they have taken to hiding in the air vents to watch our every move, bastards

6/25/094:19 AM

Sexy_KellyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
That's a great name for a novel.

PMLS

6/25/094:22 AM

Sexy_KellyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Lindsxdx:
We have a mysterious brown stain on our ceiling that appeared over the weekend
Due to constant increases in restrictions on our daily working life from directors who have too much money and too much time on their hands we are wondering if they have taken to hiding in the air vents to watch our every move, bastards

Awwww Linds

6/25/094:27 AM

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