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Graham Norton pissed! I bet must absolutely wet himself in fits of hysterics if he goes into the gents and sees a cock drawn on the wall.
Never hung around long enough to see him pissed, Carns. Never wandered into the gent's either
He does wear the most extraordinary long shoes though. Sort of winkle pickers but not. He's got a crocodile/snakeskin pair that look like sawn off skis.
Nice fella, apparently.