The most annoying person on television ever thread

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Prometheus

Gormless Gillian from I'm A Celebrity is actually catching up with Keith Lemon as most annoying twonk in the universe. I'd cheerfully shoot them both. Also Konnie from Xtra Factor, the worst presenter since Zeezy or whatever her name was. I wouldn't mind shooting Arsene Wenger too who is also on the telly a lot, and Cameron and Clegg have a couple of bullets with their name on it too.

I know I said most annoying 'person' but, well, I got a bit carried away

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brisketMember Memoriam

Prom - there are so very, very many.
Without even trying Simon Cowell, Keith Lemon and James Corden spring to mind.

11/21/103:44 PM

Former Member

Jamie Oliver
I absolutely detest him

All of the twat factor judges and contestants.
Davina McCall.
Now see what you have done

11/21/103:44 PM

Garage JoeMember

Surely the Ant n Dec. That bloke who killed of the Buzzcocks. Dev.

11/21/103:45 PM

PeterCatMember

Timmy Mallet.

11/21/103:45 PM

Garage JoeMember

I forgot James Corden. Christiano Ronaldo.

11/21/103:47 PM

cologne 1Member Memoriam

Holly Willougby and any of the Loose Women. Failing that, Eamon Holmes.

11/21/103:48 PM

RiverRockMember

Konnie Huq
Davina Mc Call
Keith lemon
Zeze Ifore
Gok Wan
Harry Hill
Simon Cowell
Cheryl Cole
Brian Friedman
Natalie Cassidy
Gillian Mc Keith
James Cordon
Matt Horne
Rickey Gervais

11/21/103:48 PM

cologne 1Member Memoriam

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I forgot James Corden. Christiano Ronaldo

God yes.

11/21/103:48 PM

LowonIQMember

Harry Hill and his burp

11/21/103:49 PM

PrometheusMember

Thanks Brisket and Champagne Joe. I've just loaded up another four bullets for Louis Walsh, Ant and Dec and Cristiano Ronaldo. Oh yeah, Pires and Nasri are going to get it too

11/21/103:50 PM

cologne 1Member Memoriam

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Harry Hill and his burp

Aww, he's very funny.

11/21/103:50 PM

Former Member

Alex Fergusson - rude man chewing gum when being interviewed

11/21/103:51 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

By a country mile - Louis Walsh. Then again, there's so many to chose from.

11/21/103:51 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

...and Ferne Cotton. Although I try and forget about her.

11/21/103:52 PM

PrometheusMember

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Alex Fergusson - rude man chewing gum when being interviewed

How unfair. You neglected to observe that even if he wasn't chewing gum we would still have no idea what he's on about

11/21/103:54 PM

Former Member

Lorraine Kelly

Heston ( here have some food poisoning) Blumenthal

11/21/103:55 PM

charlisockMember

Joanna off the Apprentice.

11/21/103:57 PM

PrometheusMember

How could I forget Wagner?

11/21/103:57 PM

Former Member

That Jo person off I'm a celeb on ITV 2

11/21/103:59 PM

CarnelianMember 10 years

Pretty high up my list. Graham Norton. Puerile sense of humour and pre teen school girl giggling really annoys me. Bring back Rossy Wossy!

11/21/104:01 PM

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Bring back Rossy!

You mean Wossy?

11/21/104:02 PM

CarnelianMember 10 years

That d****d who does the incessant voice overs on "Come Dine With Me"

11/21/104:02 PM

PrometheusMember

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Pretty high up my list. Graham Norton.

Yeah he's a twat. Just looking at your avatar and trying to work out if it's Norwich

11/21/104:03 PM

Garage JoeMember

Jonathan Ross.

11/21/104:03 PM

CarnelianMember 10 years

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You mean Wossy?

Once again, you've noted my sloppy postings, Issyjinglebells

11/21/104:04 PM

charlisockMember

Anne Robinson

11/21/104:04 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

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Lorraine Kelly

Agreed.

11/21/104:05 PM

Former Member

I think Graham Norton is great - his radio 2 prog is really funny

11/21/104:05 PM

Former Member

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You mean Wossy?

Once again, you've noted my sloppy postings, Issyjinglebells

Well you will leave them out all over the forum

11/21/104:06 PM

CarnelianMember 10 years

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rometheus

Yeah he's a twat. Just looking at your avatar and trying to work out if it's Norwich

ha ha, of course it's Norwich Prom! The Norwich City crest doesn't need the name of the club name on it like somewhat lesser clubs seem to need!

11/21/104:06 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

Has anyone mentioned that Trisha bint..?

Graham Norton drinks in my local bar; he's got a place nearby.

11/21/104:06 PM

Former Member

Terry Wogan

Westlife

11/21/104:07 PM

Soozy WooMember

I actually think I'm fairly easily pleased.

Can't stand Toothy Ruthyy (Eamon Holmes missus) Andrea McClean and (for the life of me can't remember her name) the blonde one who used to do 60 minute makeover and was in Hollyoaks.

Michael McKyntyre - Jeremy Kyle.

And for the record I just love James Corden!

11/21/104:08 PM

CarnelianMember 10 years

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Well you will leave them out all over the forum

I try my best!

I blame it on lack of sleep at this time of night, anyway!

11/21/104:08 PM

CarnelianMember 10 years

Reference:Issyjinglebells

Terry Wogan

Terry Wogan was hilarious on "Nevermind the Buzzcocks" last week.

11/21/104:09 PM

Karma_Member

MICHAEL RUDDY CABBAGE PATCH KID LOOKALIKE DIMPLES ON THE WRONG FELLA COS THEY AINT CUTE BALLSACK RANCID ANNOYING TWUNTY TWONK SILLY HAIR AND SILLY SUIT GERROFMYTELE BALL

11/21/104:09 PM

PeterCatMember

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Harry Hill and his burp

Oh god, yes. Annoying creature!

11/21/104:10 PM

CarnelianMember 10 years

~Cosi Christmas Cracker~

Graham Norton drinks in my local bar; he's got a place nearby.

Graham Norton pissed! I can imagine the scene. Graham Norton needs a dump so goes to the gents where he sees someone's drawn a picture of a cock on the wall. In fits of laughter and pissing himself, quickly, Norton pulls out his Polaroid camera and mobile phone and takes pictures. Leaves the gents and spends the next 20 minutes at the bar giggling about it, sending it to facebook, twittering about it and showing the photo around the pub.

11/21/104:11 PM

RiverRockMember

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That d****d who does the incessant voice overs on "Come Dine With Me"

you crossed the line

11/21/104:13 PM

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