I'm not liking that new one for Cadbury's.  I liked the drumming gorilla.

I hate adverts anyway, so they are all annoying to me.

Go Compare..the opera singer one. I mute that.

Turn your gold into cash. The presenters are like dodgy back street sellers.

Definitely the Poo at Pauls house one

Any one of the many 'cash for gold' ads!

Can't stand that horrible brat in the *going to Paul's for a poo* advert.
He's probably a lovely kid in real life but I just want to slap him in that advert.......

I can't stand the going to Paul's for a poo ad either, or the Go Compare one, but the ad I find the most irritating of all is that horrible dog that does the Irish dancing

All the above.
...and anything which encourages people to buy some quack salve for a new faux  problem, cracked heels for example.

All the adverts for gold annoy me.
They have made a sudden appearance and there is a glut of them.
I actually like the Go Compare opera singer.
It always makes me laugh at the end when the two guys vibrate and spill their drinks.  The chap on the left asks the other what he thinks they pay him (the singer) and the nice man on the right shudderingly replies: "He's only a tenor/tenner." I like the pun, and the shuddering, and the fellow on the right.

Agreed, and the endless cash for gold ones and the Injury Lawyers 4U one...And, although it's not strictly an advert, the trailer on ITV2 with that annoying Little Boots song and showing all the worst people on TV ie. Fern Cotton's gurning face, Katy Brand not being funny, Jordan being a slapper, Holly Willoughby being smug... I actually have to turn the TV over when that comes on.

All yoghurt adverts.  Every one.  Even the petit filou one. 

I actually found that quite scary the first time I saw it.

Don't like the gold for cash ones either - especially the one with the man who never blinks

Don't like the Special K ones either

I haven't seen Stannah stair lift ads for a while.  I miss them.

the "only a tenner" one .... I always mute that one

But I do like the Staples "rowing across the office" addy

Yeah ... how many of those are on in an afternoon .... every five bliddy minutes

I can't stand that either.  It's a feeble pun.

But how will your bones grow strongerer if you diss it?


I hate most adverts tbh but I have to say that the 'real life' people on the car insurance ad ( I think it might be Go Compare) turn me slightly homicidal. Those people should not be allowed to get behind the wheel let alone buy insurance for the damn car.

Bunch of annoying thickos the lot of them
*Breathes out calmly*

It's the "Da-daaaaah!" that really annoys me.

Those cosmetics ads with their pseudo-science wind me up.  Like anyone knows or cares what a tri-peptide nitroglycerine penta-L-casei ceramide is or what effect it might have on the skin.  But 6 out of 10 readers of glossy, brain-deadening magazines agreed with the statement "My wrinkles appeared less after 52 weeks of use at £25 for a tiny bottle" after being given a bribe sample by the survey person so it must work.

My friend text me tonight, asked me if he could call round for a brew, i told him i was over at Pauls (the OH)...he text back "what, havin a poo"....it amused me at the time


Cash for Gold
Any injury lawyers, insurance ads
The bloody stain removal with the little girls putting make up on "Don't we look lovely"...nope,,,
The window ads, you know the one, "you buy one, you get one free, I sad...."

definitely Poo at Paul's

What is Poo at Pauls?, i've not been taking notice at the adverts lately.

Darlo - surely you can't have missed that?

I think it adveritses some sort of airfreshener
I will leave the rest to your imagination

The Aviva insurance add where the annoying man shouts "Green Army" - it really, really irritates me even more than the Poo at Paul's

That one too, and the other one with the posh chap on, think that's Aviva too...

I can't bear the Shreddies adverts - "knitted by Nanas" - why do they think you would find Shreddies appetising after that?

I also agree with all the OP's

boy to mother *I want to do a poo* (he says *A* as in *hay*)
mother says *come on then*
brat says *I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom
mother says *don't be silly*
brat says *I'm going to do a poo at Paul's house* and marches off

I feel like kicking him up the jacksie!

For everyone in this thread - but especially Darlo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1P3RAbvHao&feature=related

That truly is the advert from hell!!

Nooooo Pinky

This one is worse!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSc5g9m8ywI&feature=related

Yes Veggie, that has beaten Poo at Pauls for sheer awfulness!!

I forgot the local ones. Even on mainstream ITV I suspect that there are regional adverts. We have ones with Geordie Solicitors. Dreadful! You can almost imagine them saying, "No need for an actor mind, I'll do this meself like!"

That bloke from Safestyle Windows needs garotting.
"Troost me - it's free fitting!"

Don't know if this counts as not strictly adverts. I hate the trailers for a New Series of eg. Lewis or Midsummer Murders. I get all excited great they're coming back on, remember the advertised slot only to find it's more repeats.

That ad where the man chases after the runaway supermarket trolley to rescue the box of cereal, not the baby.  I can't decide whether I like it or not.

Noooo!! I hate that so much.

Poo at Paul's
Just for Men with the girls telling their dad that 'it's time' and he could make a really great catch for somebody if he didn't have a bit of grey hair
All the Vanish ones especially the little girls putting makeup on.
Schwartz fish advert, it's not been on for years but a little boy with the worst voice ever asks his mum if robots like fish.
Any cash for gold ones.
Envirophone I think it is with the 'cash...readies...wonga'.
SMA nutrition with the laughing babies-it makes me physically cringe

There are plenty more but I can't think right now.

Runaway pram on the steps? The director wishes you to know that he is well read, or at least well watched, by paying homage a Eisenstein's Battleship Potemkin. Few people know that Eisenstein pinched the original idea from Brian di Palma's Untouchables.