He really is a nasty piece of work..

He makes my skin crawl!

Thats what he does best , belittle others ,if he is not doing that then physically hurt them.

He is so full of BS that I have put my wellies on.
He is now arguing about betting with Andrew (well he is pushing Andrew away to stop him speaking)

Arguing about Probability with a lad who has studied at Oxford for 1 year,

Dave's betting system which he claims is always successful is just the same as he is -
- bunkum.

Yeah, but Andrew doesn't believe in God, therefore Dave is always right!

I think Andrew should let him throw his money away!!

Dave believes that in a horse race the Favourite always wins (and he has looked at the newspapers for a couple of month and apart from a few occasions he is correct),
He hasn't counted on the money he loses when his Favourite loses as he is thinking he could win a fortune on an accumulator.

He has now accepted that Andrew is right but still maintains that he himself is not wrong.

Well I'm certain that Dave won't have £100,000 to start betting with

I bloomin well hope not BP!

Trust me, I'm a Blackpudlian

Chucks a brick at the evil monk..

At his head or at his gonads?

Both..I'll go fetch another one.

If Dave thinks his betting system works, - would he like to explain why bookmakers remain in existence; very profitably too.

Fetch 2 bricks and place them on either side and bring both together sharply. Works well for head & gonads.

Does it hurt, you ask?

Only if you don't keep your fingers out of the way!

Ha ha ha   if mad monk believed Mary was a virgin, would he believe his daughter was one if she came home saying she's pregnant?     Good one JJ!!!!!    Think they all have him on the back foot now, and have the feeling JJ is desperate to spill the beans about what he knows about him!    

To warm the cockles of your heart - please watch BBLB on E4+1 to see in magnificent slow motion, Dave getting hit in the glory!!!!

is he still going on when i left he was digging at mario and sounds as if he still is going on and on

his poor daughter

His daughter is his little plant he has nurtured so he can give her away as a present to a man

I'm trying to recall how many hours he has been constantly bragging, boasting, building himself up into a saintly figure while criticising & denigrating the other HMs.

Thanks puddy. Just switched on. Can`t wait!

Heeheehee.

Glad you enjoyed it, Scotty

Twas a sight to behold puddy...thanks