quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
He's the love child of Alvin Stardust
He uses the Green Door as a toothpick!
He uses the Green Door as a toothpick!
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
He's the love child of Alvin Stardust
He uses the Green Door as a toothpick!
Stoppit!!! PMSL
His favourite drink is the Thames! 
Marcus' eyebrow has been insured for millions
Marcus is his mothers father 
quote:Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:
He eats a brick, sprinkled with cat biscuits and a kilo of salt...
And that's just breakfast!!!
all washed down with puddle water of course!
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Oh my god PMSLing here I especially love the hands free masturbating! Only Marcus! Drinks from the Thames - eats Go Cat - washes with brillo pads that have oven cleaner inside -
I especially love the hands free masturbating! Only Marcus! Drinks from the Thames - eats Go Cat - washes with brillo pads that have oven cleaner inside -
Marcus Akin CAN believe it's not butter.
Marcus Akin can hit so hard he can actually alter your DNA .
Marcus Akin does not get frostbite. Marcus Akin bites frost.
Marcus Akin ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Marcus Akin once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Marcus Akin can hit so hard he can actually alter your DNA .
Marcus Akin does not get frostbite. Marcus Akin bites frost.
Marcus Akin ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Marcus Akin once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
If Carlsberg made Marcus.........
