the many Myths and Legends of Marcus Akin

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Real

quote:
Originally posted by paace:
quote:
Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
do you have any to share i hear Marcus is immune to Cancer

I think you are as deluded as the nobody in the house called Marcus, who will be forgotten as soon as he leaves the house, to go back to his Mammy.

They are all doomed for " no mans land" after this series. The land of Z listers has long gone.

8/15/095:03 PM

Comrade OgilvyMember

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Marcus is the stuntman for every character.

8/15/095:04 PM

jamieboyMember

lisa will have his babies

8/15/095:05 PM

Real

quote:
Originally posted by Comrade Ogilvy:
Martial Arts can be abbreviated to M.A.

This is also Marcus Akins initials, coincidence ?, I think not.

And "Marturbaters Annonimous"

I refuse to Google it.

8/15/095:05 PM

jamieboyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Real:
quote:
Originally posted by Comrade Ogilvy:
Martial Arts can be abbreviated to M.A.

This is also Marcus Akins initials, coincidence ?, I think not.

And "Marturbaters Annonimous" I refuse to Google it.

i will so u dont have to

8/15/095:06 PM

Lister_of_SmegMember

it isnt sex to Marcus if know one dies

8/15/095:07 PM

Real

quote:
Originally posted by jamieboy:
lisa will have his babies

Nooooooooooooooooo... ASBO's galore in years to come.

8/15/095:07 PM

Real

quote:
Originally posted by jamieboy:
quote:
Originally posted by Real:
quote:
Originally posted by Comrade Ogilvy:
Martial Arts can be abbreviated to M.A.

This is also Marcus Akins initials, coincidence ?, I think not.

And "Marturbaters Annonimous" I refuse to Google it.

i will so u dont have to

Well??? What did you find?

8/15/095:09 PM

Comrade OgilvyMember

Marcus brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings and industrial paint remover.

8/15/095:15 PM

stonksMember

quote:
Originally posted by paace:
quote:
Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
do you have any to share i hear Marcus is immune to Cancer

I think you are as deluded as the nobody in the house called Marcus, who will be forgotten as soon as he leaves the house, to go back to his Mammy.

Aww paac get a grip..this is a fun thread....

8/15/095:25 PM

stonksMember

He's so cool you could put a slab of beef inside him and it would still be fresh after a week....

8/15/095:33 PM

stonksMember

Can I....

8/15/095:44 PM

stonksMember

Go for....

8/15/095:45 PM

Lister_of_SmegMember

quote:
Originally posted by stonks:
Go for....

8/15/095:46 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by stonks:
Can I....

Have his babies instead of Lisa?

8/15/095:51 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Real:
quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
He eats the pips and throws the fruit away!

Then shits every foot down his garden and "hey presto" more fruit trees. Hi Tiddles

Hi handsome

8/15/095:52 PM

Comrade OgilvyMember

Marcus recently decided to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

8/15/095:53 PM

stonksMember

quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
quote:
Originally posted by stonks:
Can I....

Have his babies instead of Lisa?

I was going for the snaffle BUT Marcus could impregnate any woman just by lokking at them....

8/15/095:56 PM

stonksMember

quote:
Originally posted by Comrade Ogilvy:
Marcus recently decided to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

And it gives you wings....

8/15/095:57 PM

Lister_of_SmegMember

the Black Eyed Peas were only called the Peas before they met Marcus

8/15/096:43 PM

LeccyMember

Wolverine sharpens his claws on Marcus' pubes.

8/15/097:07 PM

MathematicsMember

Marcus’ face is so incredibly awe-inspiring that he has to cover some of it up with sideburns. If he didn’t, there would surely be no ladies left for the rest of us.

8/15/097:18 PM

LeccyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Mathematics:
Marcus’ face is so incredibly awe-inspiring that he has to cover some of it up with sideburns. If he didn’t, there would surely be no ladies left for the rest of us.

Hahaha

My ovaries just exploded! God bless Marcus

8/15/097:22 PM

cologne 1Member Memoriam

quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
Wolverine sharpens his claws on Marcus' pubes.

8/15/097:24 PM

Lister_of_SmegMember

quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
Wolverine sharpens his claws on Marcus' pubes.

8/16/099:10 AM

Former Member

He smokes REAL camels!

8/16/099:11 AM

jamieboyMember

marcus has had all of girls aloud

even the ginger one

8/16/099:16 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

He can eat three Shredded Weet

8/16/099:21 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
He smokes REAL camels!

love it

8/16/099:22 AM

Fan of the girlsMember

marcus invented geordies.

8/16/099:23 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Kaytee:
quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
He smokes REAL camels!

love it

His lighter is Mount Etna!

8/16/099:24 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
quote:
Originally posted by Kaytee:
quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
He smokes REAL camels!

love it

His lighter is Mount Etna!

Meh! Etna's feeble...but Anak Krakatoa

8/16/099:27 AM

DominoMember

his favourite tipple is a pint of crude oil with a hydrochloric acid chaser

8/16/099:28 AM

LeccyMember

quote:
Originally posted by jamieboy:
marcus has had all of girls aloud

even the ginger one

8/16/099:34 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by jamieboy:
marcus has had all of girls aloud

even the ginger one

8/16/099:36 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Kaytee:
quote:
Originally posted by jamieboy:
marcus has had all of girls aloud

even the ginger one

*in Marcus houmour mode* He taught her Mother everything she knows!

8/16/099:40 AM

littleleicesterfoxMember

He's so cool-as-fcuk that Apple pay him to buy stuff on iTunes and then send a grovelly e-mail if he doesn't like it.

8/16/099:41 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
quote:
Originally posted by Kaytee:
quote:
Originally posted by jamieboy:
marcus has had all of girls aloud

even the ginger one

*in Marcus houmour mode* He taught her Mother everything she knows!

8/16/099:43 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

He's the love child of Alvin Stardust

8/16/099:44 AM

DominoMember

he shaves with a chainsaw, trims his toenails with bolt cutters and scratches his arse with an angle grinder

8/16/099:46 AM

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