do you have any to share i hear Marcus is immune to Cancer 
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he once had a tattoo he didnt like, so he BIT it off, 
i heard it said he wrestled with a cheshire cat
and won..................
and won..................
he once killed a thousand men with the arsehole of a giraffe.....erm...or was that the jawbone of an ass?...shouldve paid more attention at history, 
He eats a brick, sprinkled with cat biscuits and a kilo of salt...
And that's just breakfast!!!
And that's just breakfast!!!
ive heard he beat up............
CHUCK NORRIS
CHUCK NORRIS
He taught Superman how to fly!
oh yeh and he eats
2 bombay bad boy pot noodles for breakfast
2 bombay bad boy pot noodles for breakfast
Didn't he once wrestle a live shark in a goldfish bowl ?
quote:Originally posted by jamieboy:
oh yeh and he eats
2 bombay bad boy pot noodles for breakfast
Covered in vinegar!
he sleeps on barbed wire, and has a sack of broken glass for a pillow,
He rides a bike with no saddle!
When Marcus does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
yeh but he cant beat Old Hippy guy at wheelies
quote:Originally posted by Comrade Ogilvy:
When Marcus does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
He runs 50 miles every day with nails in his shoes!
He used to drive a truck with no power steering so he wrapped barbed wire around the steering wheel to get a better grip.... 
quote:Originally posted by jamieboy:
yeh but he cant beat Old Hippy guy at wheelies
HIS bike doesnt HAVE a front wheel
He said the other night that he could eat a brick and survive as his stomach acid is so strong 
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
He runs 50 miles every day with nails in his shoes!
Then he chops them off and chews them!
He blows up cars for fun and never burns his lips on the exhaust....
Marcus's pulse is measured on the richter scale.
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by jamieboy:
oh yeh and he eats
2 bombay bad boy pot noodles for breakfast
Covered in vinegar!
With a side salad of stinging nettles topped off with scotch bonnets
quote:Originally posted by Comrade Ogilvy:
When Marcus does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
he doesnt do bungee jumps,...he rushes towards the ground then the ground backs away FIRST,...then comes back...then rushes away,
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by jamieboy:
yeh but he cant beat Old Hippy guy at wheelies
HIS bike doesnt HAVE a front wheel
HIS bike has WINGS
he can start a Helicopter by heel kicking the roter blade .
.quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:
He said the other night that he could eat a brick and survive as his stomach acid is so strong
Marcus's favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
His guitar strings are cheese wires!
he used to work for the army, kick starting tanks,
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by Comrade Ogilvy:
When Marcus does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
he doesnt do bungee jumps,...he rushes towards the ground then the ground backs away FIRST,...then comes back...then rushes away,
Marcus farts in London, 2 days later it rains in India
He can masturbate " hands free"
quote:Originally posted by Real:
He can masturbate " hands free"
He eats the pips and throws the fruit away!
quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
do you have any to share i hear Marcus is immune to Cancer
I think you are as deluded as the nobody in the house called Marcus, who will be forgotten as soon as he leaves the house, to go back to his Mammy.
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
Marcus farts in London, 2 days later it rains in India
This reminds me of the old Mario thread
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
He eats the pips and throws the fruit away!
Martial Arts can be abbreviated to M.A.
This is also Marcus Akins initials, coincidence ?, I think not.
This is also Marcus Akins initials, coincidence ?, I think not.
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
He eats the pips and throws the fruit away!
Then shits every foot down his garden and "hey presto" more fruit trees.
Hi Tiddles 
quote:Originally posted by paace:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
do you have any to share i hear Marcus is immune to Cancer
I think you are as deluded as the nobody in the house called Marcus, who will be forgotten as soon as he leaves the house, to go back to his Mammy.
i dont think so sonny jim