Hiya all - it's Ms Pink here

I'm peering over THE SHADES to give him 'THE GIMLET STARE'

I'm liking the silent menace Ms Green&Pink. 

Hi Ms Pink. I'm just off to the CBB thread to check on our man.

*dons New Your accent*

Hey Bwoss, we gotta prwoblem with that Baz. You see the thing is bwoss...i kinda insulted the lady.  Whatta ya gonna do? Badda bing, badda boom. Capisce?

Insulted?! You got bitch-slapped Mr Gold!  

I'm actually shocked that I'm in a fan group that has more than 2 fans 

 He deffo makes Ms Puce laugh.......

OK..... DESPITE Mr Gold I will take an honorary membership  (with the proviso that I can escape with all my appendages should I wish to leave)..... and only if I can be Ms Peach Satin

Maybe you chose badly before now? btw, I'm going to have to think of a suitable penalty for your assignment fail. I'll ponder this. 

Oh eck! 

You pick your words well, and your criticisms are noted.  

Your appendages and Penthouse are now secure. And your name choice is acceptable in view of the traumatic nature of your membership.  

yo homies.

Xochi, Natalie just 'questioned' Michael. Can you stick her on the list bwoss? 

OK.... so what perks are there..... apart from naff ties and  some protection? Do I get to give anyone a good zimmering?

by the way  boss, we got the best fan club thread title.

the rest are weak.

Peachie!  You make that sound so rude....  good evening, Maniacs. 

...... I meant *smack* someone

wotcha kaffs,x

I already have her on my radar Mr Gold. The Queen Vic thread will be targeted in due course. 

The perks are self-evident Ms Peach Satin. And shades. Wear them or you'll hear from me. If you want to punish someone with a zimmering I suggest to target another HM.  

Evening all  Michael has got to win this!

ahem... I think you mean Ms Scarlett

ello you x

They are indeed weak. And feeble when seen against our formidable forces now Mr Browne! 

Ok....... I'll start with Nicola....

Good. Good. Two kisses though. One on each cheek. The Continental way.  

i'm goin' nowhere near his cheeks!   Even maniacs have limits, boss....

we are family i got all you sisters wit me...

I can tell you are indeed a valuable addition to our forces!  I think Nicola is the more dangerous of tomorrow's victims. 

I'm gunning for her!

I've got the hot pincers ready

nipple clamps to hand..

for her or you?

I would  like to join,what colours are left? How about magenta /burgandy .I'm assuming the obvious ones are gone.

* retires for the moment. Lets the Maniacs play. Dirty, it would seem * 

hmmmm, let me fink..

 you'll have to make  all requests  for colours to she who must be obeyed , kat.

 her name is babycakes.. to her familiars.

Greetings Maniacs

he's gotta win hasn't he? he seems the only normal person in the house, althought georgia seems ok but i could be  a bit baised in that viwe has to be said.

i hear  romeo is ok too, pretty boy is probs our greatest threat.

wotcha cosi.x