Wear these...... 

and take these....

A two pronged attacked just can't fail

It does!  "he's covered in claret" 

Or we could just open a bottle...?

According to Wikipedia:

The colour "claret" resembles the red hue of Bordeaux wine. It has become a slang term for blood, as in "tapping the claret" meaning giving someone a bloody nose.[

I think someone else is already 'Blood Red' I'm afraid Avalon. How about 'Mauve'?

Much better idea, Cosmo! 

Claret's a shade of red - so a colour in it's own right, yes?

I have my uses at times like this 

Right you are boss! *Strolls off humming 'stuck in the middle with you' and twirling something in the left hand.* (right one's STILL a bit wonky and would probably drop it.)

*nips back to collect hit-list*

Mr Gold! You are gonna get a serious denting at this rate! Name selection is one of my main functions!  

Avalon! Absolutely perfect! Ms Platinum is correct. Claret is a colour in its own right. Mr Red and Black has aka of Blood Red. 

I was just giving some suggestions Boss....honest. Besides wot's your colour guv?

Cheers, Xochi! 

Ok Boss... I have my leather jacket on, collar turned up of course, sleeves pulled up and husbands severed ear in my top pocket. Swaying swagger in motion

Hi Xochi and everyone....    

Sorry not been here in ages. It's good to see everyone again... 

Um... can I be Ms Green&pink? 

* charges in to greet long-lost FM *

This is gonna cause me all sorts of problems with the rest of this outfit (i.e. Mr Gold) but for such outstanding devotion to a cause, yes! You can! Ms Pink (aka 'scatts') I know will take one for the cause! 

Thank you! 

Hugs? HUGS?

We only hug around here when we're trying to sneak up on an unsuspecting ear.

You're welcome. Now, lose the hugs and don the shades. I can't have no favourites ya know. 

See?! 

Oops! I've been away too long... 

That is truly an avi to admire Ms Yellow! Your dedication is noted. 

Oops? OOPS? 

We only oops around here when......ah sod it.... Welcome back G&P

*coughs*...

A generous gesture Ms Yellow. Always welcome someone who's strayed. 

I'm in

Champagne is a colour yes?

MM just cut his ear shaving.

But of course!

Evening all  Pleased to see Nicola and natasha up!

Lovin' your avi Ducky!

  Hi All loving Michael he can see through the lot of them  is it just me or does Natalie Nicola and Denise remind you of a witches coven.. I am finding  them pretty nasty to be honest,missed most of last nights show catching up now..not bothered who goes  tomorrow but I would  like it to be Nicola

Good evening Maniacs.

Well, the mob has managed to ensure MMs survival yet again. But no surprise to us. 

Wise decision Soops. Do not, however, cause chaos by popping a cork around here. Could be mis-interpreted. 

I am experiencing cog sabotage so will be back when possible. *dons shades as smiley not available!) 

Nice detail Ms Blonde. I'm liking your work. 

Just life imitating art Ms Indigo. He wasn't phased. Why should we be? 

Cocks an eybrow  and peers over the shades at Rawky Mr Gold.

"I thought you were going to sabbotage the Frankie 'Fan Thread'?

I see no mayhem.

SHADES Ms Indigo!  

Yeah, Mr Gold is a work in progress for sure! 

Little doses Ms Indigo, little doses.  Besides I've just got done with "The Great British Bake Off" (Michael would be proud), so now i am all set for some Saboteur-ing 

Plus that thread seems to have disappeared to the darkest depths from whence it came...might not need any sabotaging 

I'm glad you dropped by Mr Gold. I have decided to set you a real secret assignment.

You must enter the Darnell Penthouse and make Baz an offer she can't refuse. I'm sure you can 'persuade' her to join us. 

*struts over to Darnell's Penthouse"