Cripes! 

It is indeed Ms Pink aka 'scatts'. You, with all new recruits for this secret cabale, are now included in my updated OP. 

WOULD YOU PLEASE WEAR YOUR BLOODY SHADES! How many times... ffs... *mutters incomprehensibly in RD fashion * 

sorry...

Cripes! 

Just popped in to

Glad to see someone here is behaving professionally Ms Blonde.  However, I recommend a bit more of a bad-ass swagger is more appropriate hoodlum action than 'popping in', if you get my meaning. 

*kicks open door to see who's around and if they're being bad enough*

*grunts and nods grudgingly and saunters out again*  

Hi Xochi is Mr Magenta taken? I love Michael...

*Does an Andrew Stone cartwheel, followed by a high kick and a little mince* 

*silently nods approvingly*

*stops midway out door, turns, looks at Mr Gold over top of shades and arches one eyebrow*

It is indeed, although we have the red/pink colour spectrum filling up. Mr or Ms noseyrosie? 

I'll be a Mr please Xochi... how about Mr Emerald? ( will that do for green?)

* makes notes to place Ms Scarlett high on selection list for forthcoming appointment of right-hand henchman *

Excellent! 

 Thank you Xochi  I love michael's gravelly voice. I'm off to gargle some jack daniels... 

*Two steps to 'Stuck in the Middle with You', whilst brandishing a knife*

oh piss, i forgot the shades 

You are proving one challenging recruit Mr Gold! Put the blade away when you're in this thread!  ... 

By the way Xochi, which colour are you? 

*Puts on shades and throws open doors* (There has to be DOORS....right?)

Well gang, how's tricks? Quite a bunch of us now. Looks like the boss'll be taking over some new premises soon. (<---- evil cackle)

Evening all Ms Violet here. Just wanted to say I thought he was kind to the little loon (stone)last night which warmed my cockles

*shrugs nonchalantly as if to say 'it's only right*

*strolls into ladies.... let's door swing shut..... punches air, jumps up and down and does wee happy jig... replaces shades and strolls back out looking icy cool again* 

*Checks that arse is in 'bad' mode and wanders in*

I love his voice, too, Rosie.  I would love to hear him sing - he'd make Leonard Cohen sound like Aled Jones before his voice broke.

*waddles wanders in*

SHADES!!!!!!

*waddles wanders out*

  Evening Madsen Maniacs

Indeed Ms Indigo. Our numbers are indeed legion now. As I have noted, to help me with command of this unruly mob I am considering appointing a right-hand henchman now. Ms Scarlett is so far showing enthusiastic promise. 

I shall consider moving premises should MM survive the week. His enemies will be coming out of their lairs very soon, I suspect. 

Thank you Ms Yellow. You are indeed the right person to exercise some discipline around here. 

* places priceless portraits around gang den that Ms Platinum has stolen acquired * 

* must do something about that nervous tic that Mr Gold has * 

Its you. I can just feel angry energy coming from you...a bit like Andrew Stone 

Avalon. I note you do not yet wear the shades of honour. Do you wish to sign up to this brave bunch of hoods? If so, name your colour. 

Angry energy eh? I suspect you're in the wrong game as a gangster Mr Gold. MAN UP! 

Sir, yes sir!

*Turns on 'Stuck in the Middle with You'* 

OK. I've got a gangland symposium to attend. I'll be back later.

Remember, you are all Maniacs. Play dirty! 

Just a  for the sake of it!

Whilst you're away, i shall be vandalising Frankie's Fangroup 

Ooh!  Jolly good.  Can I be 'Claret' please? (if it's not already taken).  It sounds quite 'ard, I thought

What the eff is Claret?