I had nothing to do with that incident Ms Puce. I have alibis. 

Now the Celebrity Wedding Planners Wedding Gown storehouse 'accident' may be another matter altogether. 

Sorry bwoss. Couldn't watch tonights show cuz of Sherlock. However I took the liberty to cause some upset in the two Frankie support thrweads that are doing the rwounds 

Good on him for finding out the truth about the nasty Denise. Pity her hubby hasn't the same balls as the Madson.

Well, it may not count for much apart from his dedicated followers Tori. Care to join us? Care to choose a colour? 

Think I'll have to lie low, Boss; am feeling the need to moider some bums

Hi Allsorry for not contributing much to the thread..too many early nights 

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned  beware Michael!!! 

PAGE TWO?! TWO?  

You lot have heard of the St Valentine's Day Massacre, haven't you?!

Xochi, Xochi!!! Loads of em are gonna make the Hit List during tonights episode....I can feel it in my water 

Blame Scotty and her over zealous thread making.

You should stick to the Black Jack, Mr Gold. 

mr gold was  page watch!

i'd badda bing him iffen i was you babycakes.

Ms Amber is a very valuable gang member. I will hear no more of this treachery Mr Gold. 

Isn't Erin Ms Amber? What's Scotty?

*should really learn all their names* 

I wouldn't touch Mr Gold with a bargepole, Mr Browne. 

You are correct. Your admin skills are noted. I was of course referring to Ms Ginger. 

i sniffed out  treachery today from the peachy satin broad.

nipped it in the bud.

*cracks knuckles menacingly*

Ms Peach Satin is influential, I agree Mr Browne. I would seek her out but she's very difficult to track. 

Hasn't Ms Peach Satin flounced already? 

Psst Xochi, not wanting to be a tale tale tit, but Jackson keeps forgetting his shades 

Nope. She knows what's good for her. 

Oh! Love the ganstery talk there.  What ever happened to 'grass'? 

And also. Shades, Mr Gold? 

bit Chavvy innit? 

Snitch is more appropriate.

Some new members to the Hit List me thinks 

The Chicago Chav gang are very respected, Mr Gold. Tread carefully. 

You mean Mr Browne?   

you're such a snitch, goldie..

I am updating my OP to that effect. 

Had to share this from the DS forum

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the boorish and the drunken loose women. Blessed is he who, in the name of a great show and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy Michael. And you will know My name is Mr Blonde when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

A fine lesson for all of us Mr Red and Black. I read it as if Sam L. Jackson was in the room! 

some one  around  doesn't value their kneecaps , like they oughta...

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy Michael.

*swoons*

*composes self*

Question for the traitor Denise Whinge Witch Welch:  Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite? 

I got the muzzle and kennel ready, Boss

page 2!

which of yous numbskulls was on page watch?

I have a confession... I did a bad, bad, bad thing.  

I stopped hating Frankie.. for about 30 seconds.    Are there any seriously dangerous missions I can undertake as a penance?    I did consider cutting off my own pinkie, but then I remembered I'm a big scaredy cat I might need it... 

BARRY!!!  

I had to go looking for the page Boss. I got the knuckle dusters out though and applied a bit of pressure in the right places We're back on the front page now

I'm busy making calls 09016 16 17 08

Ms Scarlet, you'll need all your digits to tap out the numbers.......  

I noticed some wavering in the ranks in the main BB thread. I quickly threatened 'em with the concrete overshoes!