Michael to himself - "My big decision of the day...what to wear??? Oh god, I'm turning into a girl."
Love it! 
Ahem. You know what I'm gonna say.
Also. MM is all man and don't you make no mistake Ms Indigo. 
Now I observe that MM is now sporting a red bandana. I have decided that members may also use one, but they shall be optional... unlike the shades. Repeated failure to don the shades may have consequences.
This information came to me from our agent in the twitter thread, Scotty. I am looking for a member to apply some pressure to get this valuable FM to sign up.
Good idea Sweet Cheeks
Michael said he's practising his manoeuvres to get off the sofa
Michael to himself - "My big decision of the day...what to wear??? Oh god, I'm turning into a girl."
Love it!
Ahem. You know what I'm gonna say.
Also. MM is all man and don't you make no mistake Ms Indigo.
Sorry boss, bit slow on the uptake just now....but I think I've got it.
Can we put Denise on 'THE LIST' twice? She's recently told MM to eff off. 
Now I observe that MM is now sporting a red bandana. I have decided that members may also use one, but they shall be optional... unlike the shades. Repeated failure to don the shades may have consequences.
This information came to me from our agent in the twitter thread, Scotty. I am looking for a member to apply some pressure to get this valuable FM to sign up.
Good idea Sweet Cheeks
This was my idea. Ain't no Sweet Cheeks hereabouts Mr Gold. *narrows eyes*
In order to gloss over this lapse of memory I'm taking your comment to infer that you are volunteering for the mission. You would be wise to agree, in view of your dismal failure with Ms Peach Satin. I had to apologise. And I don't like apologising.
Can we put Denise on 'THE LIST' twice? She's recently told MM to eff off.
Better!
No, we can't. But we will not overlook her deadly error. We are stealthy in despatching our enemies. She will get what's coming to her in due course.
Can we put Denise on 'THE LIST' twice? She's recently told MM to eff off.
Seconded. Off with both of her ears.. 
*acknowledges all Maniacs*
Can we put Denise on 'THE LIST' twice? She's recently told MM to eff off.
Seconded. Off with both of her ears..
*acknowledges all Maniacs*
All in good time Ms Platinum, all in good time.
Tonight I am expecting Nicola to have 'an unfortunate accident'.
Tonight I am expecting Nicola to have 'an unfortunate accident'.
Can we put Denise on 'THE LIST' twice? She's recently told MM to eff off.
Seconded. Off with both of her ears..
*acknowledges all Maniacs*
'ere, 'ere!
Can we put Denise on 'THE LIST' twice? She's recently told MM to eff off.
Seconded. Off with both of her ears..
*acknowledges all Maniacs*
'ere, 'ere!
Don't you mean 'ear,'ear?
Can we put Denise on 'THE LIST' twice? She's recently told MM to eff off.
Seconded. Off with both of her ears..
*acknowledges all Maniacs*
All in good time Ms Platinum, all in good time.
Tonight I am expecting Nicola to have 'an unfortunate accident'.
That'll pass the time nicely, Boss
Can we put Denise on 'THE LIST' twice? She's recently told MM to eff off.
Seconded. Off with both of her ears..
*acknowledges all Maniacs*
'ere, 'ere!
Don't you mean 'ear,'ear?
No.
Now I observe that MM is now sporting a red bandana. I have decided that members may also use one, but they shall be optional... unlike the shades. Repeated failure to don the shades may have consequences.
This information came to me from our agent in the twitter thread, Scotty. I am looking for a member to apply some pressure to get this valuable FM to sign up.
Good idea Sweet Cheeks
This was my idea. Ain't no Sweet Cheeks hereabouts Mr Gold. *narrows eyes*
In order to gloss over this lapse of memory I'm taking your comment to infer that you are volunteering for the mission. You would be wise to agree, in view of your dismal failure with Ms Peach Satin. I had to apologise. And I don't like apologising.
But I'm rubbish at missions Sweet Cheeks 
Tonight I am expecting Nicola to have 'an unfortunate accident'.
Good. Good. A member of few words I see. Mad, bad and dangerous to know.
I've infiltrated the Frankie fan group and have done a bit of 'editing' if you know what i mean 
Can we put Denise on 'THE LIST' twice? She's recently told MM to eff off.
Seconded. Off with both of her ears..
*acknowledges all Maniacs*
'ere, 'ere!
Don't you mean 'ear,'ear?
No.
Excellent Ms Claret. Excellent. Brevity is best.
Now I observe that MM is now sporting a red bandana. I have decided that members may also use one, but they shall be optional... unlike the shades. Repeated failure to don the shades may have consequences.
This information came to me from our agent in the twitter thread, Scotty. I am looking for a member to apply some pressure to get this valuable FM to sign up.
Good idea Sweet Cheeks
This was my idea. Ain't no Sweet Cheeks hereabouts Mr Gold. *narrows eyes*
In order to gloss over this lapse of memory I'm taking your comment to infer that you are volunteering for the mission. You would be wise to agree, in view of your dismal failure with Ms Peach Satin. I had to apologise. And I don't like apologising.
But I'm rubbish at missions Sweet Cheeks
Therefore the challenge is all the more delicious to me. Sweet Cheeks is not here. As I already intimated.
Now I observe that MM is now sporting a red bandana. I have decided that members may also use one, but they shall be optional... unlike the shades. Repeated failure to don the shades may have consequences.
This information came to me from our agent in the twitter thread, Scotty. I am looking for a member to apply some pressure to get this valuable FM to sign up.
Good idea Sweet Cheeks
This was my idea. Ain't no Sweet Cheeks hereabouts Mr Gold. *narrows eyes*
In order to gloss over this lapse of memory I'm taking your comment to infer that you are volunteering for the mission. You would be wise to agree, in view of your dismal failure with Ms Peach Satin. I had to apologise. And I don't like apologising.
But I'm rubbish at missions Sweet Cheeks
Therefore the challenge is all the more delicious to me. Sweet Cheeks is not here. As I already intimated.
What is your code name then?
Boss?
Bwoss?
Sweet Cheeks?
Baby Cakes?
Sugar Lips?
Valkyrie Mr Gold. Valkyrie.
Ok Sugar Lips 
Ok Sugar Lips
*sharpens razor*
OK. Who was responsible for that? *casts eyes over hit squad*
It was Ms Platinum bwoss
i'll slit 'er eyes with a credit card
*sneer*
i'll slit 'er eyes with a credit card
*sneer*
I need to know who ' 'er' is Mr Browne. Is that a threat? Are you in collusion with Mr Gold? Is this a gang insurrection?
*retires momentarily to leather-clad private den. With full and extensive CCTV*
'er
that dennis one.
thats 'er. guv.
you look hot leather clad honeydrawers.
It was Ms Platinum bwoss
*raises eyebrow*
Wanna play some target practice, Goldie?
*sits and buffs nails nonchalantly*
oh.. we get to play dress up too?
I've got some great shoes for the female agents
These are mine
Chose your weapon shoes: http://www.crystalkiss.com/shoes-secret-agent/
I don't have mine yet..... but I got some for Rawks!
Perfect, Ms Scarlett
btw Ms Platinum.. did you scroll down that page? there were some very strange links at the bottom!
btw Ms Platinum.. did you scroll down that page? there were some very strange links at the bottom!
I never crossed the line, Ms Scarlett 
I regrouped and headed back to base camp immediately
I shall have these... should provide a solid whack into the groins of the Essex bloke and the shaggy headed kid.
My weapons are safely disguised..............
Good thinking and good choice, Ms Scarlett
I'm off to skulk in the alleyways for the nightshift
Rest easy, Maniacs
Excellent duplicity, Ms Puce
*wanders in... looks around.... wonders where the job is that I've obviously not had the memo about*
it's been hard work tanding up for our man tonight in the HL thread... and Baby Cakes needs to have a quiet word (or something) in Ms Peach Satin's ear....
