Thanks Belle, but I've already had dinner. Another time perhaps.
quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
Hi Little Cat == and Friends =
I see you are all settling in well in your new home
its been a funny old day here today I have been bored and the telly has been rubbish, the day seems to have dragged for me I will be watching CDWM in a minute and going on to that thread I have brought you some treats and drinkies and some treats for bagabones have a lovely evening take care bye
Thanks for the lovely treats! I need them. I took my yuman and Les the Vet to the river today. I love flying. Just get in the water and my paws donβt touch the ground. Just like the birds when they move around and their feet donβt touch the ground. I donβt seem to be able to fly above the water level though but perhaps that will come with practice. After a good fly we play chase. Les the Vet and my yuman pretend to run away from me and I chase them. When I catch them I have a good shake and they jump up and down and are really happy.
Morning everyone - anybody fancy a nice long walk....? 
quote:Originally posted by Bagabones:
Morning everyone - anybody fancy a nice long walk....?
No???
OK then, I'll come back later. 
quote:Originally posted by Bagabones:
OK then, I'll come back later.
bye bagabones - now, where was I with my diary......
When mr tom heard all about me and the red dot he was most interested.......
quote:Originally posted by Big Tom Cat:
So you have been battling the red dot LC? Thats why I havent seen it all weekend...or at all!! Might be local to your aunty pets house...
I have my own problem. The femail human that my human shares his dates with has been in the house ALL weekend!!
They have been walking around making a tinkling sounds and holding hands...do human have problems standing up on their own?
So I have been on night patrol, making sure burgers dont come in the door and stopping "muh-der-ers"
I have been very successful...call me action cat! ==
Tired now so need lots of sleep....
quote:Originally posted by The Little Cat:
we ARE a good team aren't mr tom?
we are such clever watch-cats.
i frighten off the red dot with the power of my front claws and you keep your pet free of muh-der-rers and burgers.
(you really don't want to have anything to do with those burgers.
when i was living in "Skwolla" they used to eat them all the time - as well the fingers off fish and some strange greasy part of a chicken called the nug-git.
when the lady put a burger in my dish i took it outside and gave it to the rat who lived under the old mattress in the garden.)
yes, make sure you keep all burgers away.
where was i?
Oh yes - clever watch-cats. thats us.
like batman and robin, only cats!
we could call ourselves "catman and robin"
Right mr tom. I am off now on my patrol of the Off Topic forum.
i usually pop into ms slice's thread - cold pizza's world in slow motion - and ms a mags thread about ancient manufcriptf. you have to talk in a different language on that last one.
i like to say hello to everybody on there to remind them to come and see me up here and bring me nice things.
why don't YOU come as well?
we can show them we're a team.
then i have to get back to help aunty pet re-paper the wall where the red dot has been. that should be good fun.
bye.
mr tom is a very useful friend to have. he helped everyone on the forum to understand cat-language.......
quote:Originally posted by Big Tom Cat:
I get confuzzled with human words.
Us cats have a much simpler language. I can teach you a bit if you like?
Might help you understand your feline masters.....
Meow = Feed me
Meoow = Get out of my way fool!
Mieow = Feed me
Mehoow = Leave me alone I am having a nap!
Meeeoooooooowwwwwwwww! = Wake up its morning,the bright thing is up, are my paws cold on your face? Look how frisky I am! Oh and Feed Me!
meep? = Why are you not feeding me yet?
Puuuurrrrr = Thats nice, you may continue.
*hiss* = Take that Dog away before I have to beat it up
*sqeak* = I am too tired to meow but you may leave some food for me to eat once I have had my nap...
There now you have no excuse not tofeedunderstand you catty superiors!
I cant tell you our ultra secret language cos then I would have to pounch on you, and drag you off to the bushes and wait until I get bored.
20.08.08
i usually use my litter tray for you-know-what but when aunty pet lets me out in the garden i usually wee-wee on the lawn.
i have noticed there are pretty fairy rings where i've done it.
the grass goes all brown in the middle and then grows much longer and greener round it.
i thought it made the lawn much more interesting to look at but the big man pet didn't seem to agree.
when he caught me doing it once he got a bit cross and shooed me away in mid wee.
so now i go under the fence into next door's garden and wee on his lawn instead. (the big man's taken the wire netting away now from the hole under the fence)
The big man was laughing yesterday when he looked out of the bedroom window at the next door lawn and the pretty fairy rings i've made on it.
he seemed quite pleased about them there but he didn't like them on his own lawn.
I wonder if Iβll EVER understand humans.
i usually use my litter tray for you-know-what but when aunty pet lets me out in the garden i usually wee-wee on the lawn.
i have noticed there are pretty fairy rings where i've done it.
the grass goes all brown in the middle and then grows much longer and greener round it.
i thought it made the lawn much more interesting to look at but the big man pet didn't seem to agree.
when he caught me doing it once he got a bit cross and shooed me away in mid wee.
so now i go under the fence into next door's garden and wee on his lawn instead. (the big man's taken the wire netting away now from the hole under the fence)
The big man was laughing yesterday when he looked out of the bedroom window at the next door lawn and the pretty fairy rings i've made on it.
he seemed quite pleased about them there but he didn't like them on his own lawn.
I wonder if Iβll EVER understand humans.
21.08.08
whew! it's been a busy weekend because leroy has been staying with aunty pet because of his dad having prunes .... or was it figs? no, a DATE - that was it.
and there was something about his dad's leg too, but i can't remember what.
anyway, leroy has been playing with me all weekend and we have had so much fun and i was allowed to sleep on the end of his bed at night.
and, what do you think - THAT RED DOT CAME BACK!!!!!!!!!!
i think it must be after leroy because it only ever turns up when he's in the room. he doesn't seem to realise the danger he is in.
he just laughs.
it is up to me to protect him from the red dot.
it's not easy. the red dot is very, very quick and it can go up walls. i have to jump about a lot to try to keep leroy safe.
it seemed to work though. the red dot went up a wall and i leaped up after it and my claws tore the wallpaper down the wall in big strips.
aunty pet seemed to get cross with the red dot then and it suddenly vanished.
it didn't come back again.
leroy has just gone back home with his dad now. i suppose he's finished the dates and got his leg back again.
i am so proud.
with my own front claws i have saved my leroy from the red dot!
whew! it's been a busy weekend because leroy has been staying with aunty pet because of his dad having prunes .... or was it figs? no, a DATE - that was it.
and there was something about his dad's leg too, but i can't remember what.
anyway, leroy has been playing with me all weekend and we have had so much fun and i was allowed to sleep on the end of his bed at night.
and, what do you think - THAT RED DOT CAME BACK!!!!!!!!!!
i think it must be after leroy because it only ever turns up when he's in the room. he doesn't seem to realise the danger he is in.
he just laughs.
it is up to me to protect him from the red dot.
it's not easy. the red dot is very, very quick and it can go up walls. i have to jump about a lot to try to keep leroy safe.
it seemed to work though. the red dot went up a wall and i leaped up after it and my claws tore the wallpaper down the wall in big strips.
aunty pet seemed to get cross with the red dot then and it suddenly vanished.
it didn't come back again.
leroy has just gone back home with his dad now. i suppose he's finished the dates and got his leg back again.
i am so proud.
with my own front claws i have saved my leroy from the red dot!
quote:Originally posted by The Little Cat:
20.08.08
i usually use my litter tray for you-know-what but when aunty pet lets me out in the garden i usually wee-wee on the lawn.
i have noticed there are pretty fairy rings where i've done it.
the grass goes all brown in the middle and then grows much longer and greener round it.
i thought it made the lawn much more interesting to look at but the big man pet didn't seem to agree.
when he caught me doing it once he got a bit cross and shooed me away in mid wee.
so now i go under the fence into next door's garden and wee on his lawn instead. (the big man's taken the wire netting away now from the hole under the fence)
The big man was laughing yesterday when he looked out of the bedroom window at the next door lawn and the pretty fairy rings i've made on it.
he seemed quite pleased about them there but he didn't like them on his own lawn.
I wonder if Iβll EVER understand humans.
Sorry bagabones, I've got to go to work today.quote:Originally posted by Bagabones:
Morning everyone - anybody fancy a nice long walk....?
quote:Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:Sorry bagabones, I've got to go to work today.quote:Originally posted by Bagabones:
Morning everyone - anybody fancy a nice long walk....?
come with me baggy. i'm going to my mothers. its about 4 miles each way! wear some doggy earmuffs tho, baby might scream a bit!
I wouldn't take him with you if I were you BeerBelle.
He has absolutely no sense of decorum.
He always has to go in the wettest and muddiest places and if there is ever anything really disgusting and decayed or unmentionable anywhere he will roll in it.
He has even been known to eat horse manure dropped on the bridle path.
By the time you get to your mother's he will be totally filthy and then he will jump up at her and cover her in mud and try to lick her face with his horse manure breath.
He hasn't really learned how to be a sensible civilised doggie yet!
He has absolutely no sense of decorum.
He always has to go in the wettest and muddiest places and if there is ever anything really disgusting and decayed or unmentionable anywhere he will roll in it.
He has even been known to eat horse manure dropped on the bridle path.
By the time you get to your mother's he will be totally filthy and then he will jump up at her and cover her in mud and try to lick her face with his horse manure breath.
He hasn't really learned how to be a sensible civilised doggie yet!
quote:Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:Sorry bagabones, I've got to go to work today.quote:Originally posted by Bagabones:
Morning everyone - anybody fancy a nice long walk....?
Work? What is work? Is it a place? I donβt think Iβve been there. Are there many trees for puppy dogs to wee on and pussy cats to climb? If so, can we all come with you? I know LC is always looking for an ad venture although she may be still tired after the recent traumatic events. My paws are better now from scratching to get in here.
I think this might be Mr Tom's yuman's female's kitten 
I.m sure everyone would be delighted to see you all and stroke you and tickle your tummies, but they have to be very strict there because it is a place where there are lots of sick people and so I'm afraid the cant let cats and dogs in even when they are quite small and very friendly like you.quote:Originally posted by Bagabones:quote:Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:Sorry bagabones, I've got to go to work today.quote:Originally posted by Bagabones:
Morning everyone - anybody fancy a nice long walk....?
Work? What is work? Is it a place? I donβt think Iβve been there. Are there many trees for puppy dogs to wee on and pussy cats to climb? If so, can we all come with you? I know LC is always looking for an ad venture although she may be still tired after the recent traumatic events. My paws are better now from scratching to get in here.
*Tickles tum for good measure.*
are you a hospital statistician slussy?
22.08.08
WOW
I AM A CELEBRITY CAT!
I AM BEING IMPERSONATED IN THE NATIONAL PRESS!
This afternoon I was sitting dozing on aunty pet's lap while she was looking through a copy of next week's radio times, when my eyes were riveted by a page with the headline
"THE LITTLE CAT'S DIARY".
of course i can't let aunty pet know i can read or that might lead to all sorts of unpleasant things, so i had to wait until she had put the radio times down and gone out of the room before i leaped on it.
i managed to turn the pages with my paw and there it was - on page 28 - "the little cat's diary".! and there was a picture of a cat but it didn't look at all like me.
it WASN'T me.
this strange cat started off its diary by talking about some wonderful new cat food it had eaten and how this cat food had made it so lively it nearly caught an annoying blackbird.
then i realised they had used a strange cat to IMPERSONATE me - because i am a real celebrity cat - just to advertise their cat food.
it's not all that nice cat food either.
i much prefer what aunty pet gives me.
this is not on in my opinion.
if they want a famous cat to endorse their cat food they should come to me in the first place and pay me according to my status - not get some unknown wannabe cat to impersonate me for scraps!
I may sue!
22.08.08
Following on from my discovery of "little cat's diary" in the radio times, i was so cross that i attempted to shred the offending page with tooth and claw.
i had just started when aunty pet came in the room and caught me at it. she was a bit cross and said she had only just bought it and it was for next week and she didn't want it spoiling.
then she noticed the advertisment and said "that looks good stuff, i might buy you some of that".
hmmph ! i wouldn't eat that stuff now even is it was nice - which i am sure it isn't!
if aunty pet puts any of that in my dish, i shall treat it in the time-honoured way us cats always treat food we consider is unworthy of us:-
i shall approach it very cautiously with head down.
Then sniff it disdainfully,
and then turn round and vigourously use my back legs to pretend to scratch soil over it.
this will convey to my human that i consider the food offered to be sh1t, and only worthy of burying.
the food is called "iams".
I ams not amused.
WOW
I AM A CELEBRITY CAT!
I AM BEING IMPERSONATED IN THE NATIONAL PRESS!
This afternoon I was sitting dozing on aunty pet's lap while she was looking through a copy of next week's radio times, when my eyes were riveted by a page with the headline
"THE LITTLE CAT'S DIARY".
of course i can't let aunty pet know i can read or that might lead to all sorts of unpleasant things, so i had to wait until she had put the radio times down and gone out of the room before i leaped on it.
i managed to turn the pages with my paw and there it was - on page 28 - "the little cat's diary".! and there was a picture of a cat but it didn't look at all like me.
it WASN'T me.
this strange cat started off its diary by talking about some wonderful new cat food it had eaten and how this cat food had made it so lively it nearly caught an annoying blackbird.
then i realised they had used a strange cat to IMPERSONATE me - because i am a real celebrity cat - just to advertise their cat food.
it's not all that nice cat food either.
i much prefer what aunty pet gives me.
this is not on in my opinion.
if they want a famous cat to endorse their cat food they should come to me in the first place and pay me according to my status - not get some unknown wannabe cat to impersonate me for scraps!
I may sue!
22.08.08
Following on from my discovery of "little cat's diary" in the radio times, i was so cross that i attempted to shred the offending page with tooth and claw.
i had just started when aunty pet came in the room and caught me at it. she was a bit cross and said she had only just bought it and it was for next week and she didn't want it spoiling.
then she noticed the advertisment and said "that looks good stuff, i might buy you some of that".
hmmph ! i wouldn't eat that stuff now even is it was nice - which i am sure it isn't!
if aunty pet puts any of that in my dish, i shall treat it in the time-honoured way us cats always treat food we consider is unworthy of us:-
i shall approach it very cautiously with head down.
Then sniff it disdainfully,
and then turn round and vigourously use my back legs to pretend to scratch soil over it.
this will convey to my human that i consider the food offered to be sh1t, and only worthy of burying.
the food is called "iams".
I ams not amused.
Little Cat, Blue Diamond seems to have fallen out of your sig.!!!
quote:Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Little Cat, Blue Diamond seems to have fallen out of your sig.!!!
no mrs fluffy, blue diamond is there written in full now.
i've made some alterations to my sig since i came here.
i've taken off some people i never see and put some new friends like grannyg on.
i've left machel on though because i really hope she'll find her way here soon.
Ah yes, so she is. I didn't read it properly, just noticed that she wasn't at the end any more. Oops, silly me.quote:Originally posted by The Little Cat:quote:Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Little Cat, Blue Diamond seems to have fallen out of your sig.!!!
no mrs fluffy, blue diamond is there written in full now.
i've made some alterations to my sig since i came here.
i've taken off some people i never see and put some new friends like grannyg on.
i've left machel on though because i really hope she'll find her way here soon.
I do admin work in one of the wards in the morning and then a variety of admin work in another office in the afternoons. This includes entering monthly statistical information into a database, but there is also room booking and cash handling.quote:Originally posted by BeerBelle:
are you a hospital statistician slussy?
quote:Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think this might be Mr Tom's yuman's female's kitten
Yup that looks like the little
I am very glad that the new people now know what an ad vent turous cat LC is
And they start bringing her treats A Sap, cos she is lubberly and shares them with me and Bagabones
And they start bringing her treats A Sap, cos she is lubberly and shares them with me and Bagabones
Are you laughing 'cos Belle called me Slussy?quote:Originally posted by Artymags:
oh god, cats.
I just landed here lol.
oh god, caz!!!!!11
* pops chicken in the fridge*
quote:Originally posted by The Little Cat:
Meow.
can i settle down here at last?
when i had to move from channel 4 i rescued all my diary - and my sig
so for those who don't know my exciting life story i am going to post my entire diary again - right from the beginning.
but - just so it doesn't get too confusing i shall post the old diary in purple (because someone said it was purple prose
this may take some time because i'm only a very little cat and i can't type fast with my paws and i also find it hard to work the shift key and put in capital letters.
please feel free to pop in from time to time with sustenance for me in my long task.
elo
did not realise you were here my lil cat..*leaves some fish*
I'm posting to check the delete thing. I definitely saw a delete option earlier.
Right, If you want to delete your message you first click on the edit button. After a few seconds the box opens with the original message in it. If you wait a few seconds your eyes will adjust to the light levels and you will eventually see, to the left of the 'Post Now' button in small blue letters on the black an underlined phrase. it says Delete message...!
Click this to delete your message. Even if you can't see it if you drag your mouse slowly to the left of the 'Post Now' button your cursor will change to a hand. When this happens click it and your post will be deleted.
It is level with the bottom of the button.
Right, If you want to delete your message you first click on the edit button. After a few seconds the box opens with the original message in it. If you wait a few seconds your eyes will adjust to the light levels and you will eventually see, to the left of the 'Post Now' button in small blue letters on the black an underlined phrase. it says Delete message...!
Click this to delete your message. Even if you can't see it if you drag your mouse slowly to the left of the 'Post Now' button your cursor will change to a hand. When this happens click it and your post will be deleted.
It is level with the bottom of the button.
*Leaves a present*
thank you very much angel.....
Right - back to my diary.........
25.08.08
i've not been able to get to write my diary properly this weekend as the big man took the computer to bits.
he said it wasn't working properly because of his mother bored or something.
i didn't even know he had a mother or why she was bored and i can't see why it would stop her being bored if he took his computer to bits.
it stopped me being bored though.
there were lots of little shiny bits all over the floor that i could paw and play with. i sent them skidding in all directions.
i think they must have been food for humans though because the big man seemed to get very upset if i lost one and said "what have you done with that nut?" or "where's that chip?". they didn't look like nuts or chips to me - but then humans eat the strangest things so i'm learning not to be surprised.
i've not been able to get to write my diary properly this weekend as the big man took the computer to bits.
he said it wasn't working properly because of his mother bored or something.
i didn't even know he had a mother or why she was bored and i can't see why it would stop her being bored if he took his computer to bits.
it stopped me being bored though.
there were lots of little shiny bits all over the floor that i could paw and play with. i sent them skidding in all directions.
i think they must have been food for humans though because the big man seemed to get very upset if i lost one and said "what have you done with that nut?" or "where's that chip?". they didn't look like nuts or chips to me - but then humans eat the strangest things so i'm learning not to be surprised.
hey tlc, i just noticed your beautiful new sig, complete with new pic of you. you look lovely in it. you must have spent ages licking your fur and combing your whiskers!
quote:Originally posted by BeerBelle:
hey tlc, i just noticed your beautiful new sig, complete with new pic of you. you look lovely in it. you must have spent ages licking your fur and combing your whiskers!
thankyou mrs belle.
it did take me quite a long time.
my tongue is quite tired now.
at least my ears are straight at last though - although they may not be after mr tom has licked them for a while.
I love you little cat - keep up the good work and leave them little birdies n mice alone (they are your frends if you speak to them)
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
I love you little cat - keep up the good work and leave them little birdies n mice alone (they are your friends if you speak to them)
i'll try renton
i am quite friendly with a rat.
his name is roland.