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The Little CatThe Little CatMember
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Originally posted by Artymags:
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Originally posted by BeerBelle:


does taylor wear a collar. you could get a loc8tor. artymags swears by hers.

I certainly do !

I use it daily to discover where one or other of the cats has got to and I nearly always swear by it.

e.g "Where has that %$**@#ing cat got to now?"

Last night I was out searching for Phoebe at nearly midnight. I had to walk right down to the bottom of the road before I picked up a beep on the loc8tor! Then she came sauntering up quite nochalantly saying "Were you looking for me, mum? I noticed my collar was making a funny noise."
Roll Eyes


i've got one of those things on my collar too mrs. mags. Nod
i used to call it the low-hater and i was really cross that i couldn't ever escape and hide anywhere, until that terrible occasion when i got trapped in somebody's garage all night and aunty pet and the big man were able to find out where i was with the lowcater and rescue me.
i was so glad of it then. Nod
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So are fishnchips the same as computerchips? I think I've had fishnchips in the days when I used to have to scavenge. Do computerchips come in batter as well?

I've been fitted with one of those collars but it was all right, I scratched against a tree and managed to get rid of it within minutes. My yuman's talking about getting me a chip. Would this be a fishnchip?
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So are fishnchips the same as computerchips? I think I've had fishnchips in the days when I used to have to scavenge. Do computerchips come in batter as well?

I've been fitted with one of those collars but it was all right, I scratched against a tree and managed to get rid of it within minutes. My yuman's talking about getting me a chip. Would this be a fishnchip?

chips aren't any good on their own FF. they're just nasty potaytoe things yuman beans eat. Sick
i expect computers eat them too.
tell your yuman not to bother getting one for you.

fish is nice though. Nod

today is fish day on the forum.
usually machel calls in with some fish for all us cats..

would you like to come and sit here with me and mr tom and wait for fish? Smiler
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Originally posted by machel:
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Originally posted by BeerBelle:
ah ha. our catflap reads our cats' microchips and then lets them in with a beep.

does taylor wear a collar. you could get a loc8tor. artymags swears by hers.


he has a silver collar, with several bells (not that they stop him from catching "things")

I really recommend a loc8tor Machel. You always know where they are with one of those.

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Originally posted by machel:
fishday friday Smiler
hi tlc and crew

haddock it is mr tom, but not the smoked variety, (i tried a new recipe for my fish pie and it didn't taste as good)
cream from mr machels trifle (with so many cats i don't think there will be much cream left for mr machel!)


Yay! Thumbs Up
It was worth the wait mr. tom. Clapping

come on, tuck in .......you too f.f.

there's loads for all of us.

thank you machel. Valentine
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Originally posted by pink imp:
Hi felines - just thought I'd say hello.

Where's Bagabones today?


Is that someone looking for me? I’ve been out for awalk with my yuman. Les the Vet should be with us but she had to go to work to see a carrot with a broken wing. It was sitting on a chair in a room and a pussy cat came into the room and wanted to play but the carrot must have slipped. It wasn’t you Mr. Tom or LC? I don’t remember you saying you shared a home with a carrot.
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Originally posted by Bagabones:
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Originally posted by pink imp:
Hi felines - just thought I'd say hello.

Where's Bagabones today?


Is that someone looking for me? I’ve been out for awalk with my yuman. Les the Vet should be with us but she had to go to work to see a carrot with a broken wing. It was sitting on a chair in a room and a pussy cat came into the room and wanted to play but the carrot must have slipped. It wasn’t you Mr. Tom or LC? I don’t remember you saying you shared a home with a carrot.

bagabones, i wonder if perhaps it is a parrot rather than a carrot. i don't think i have ever met a carrot with wings
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Originally posted by BeerBelle:
quote:
Originally posted by Bagabones:
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Originally posted by pink imp:
Hi felines - just thought I'd say hello.

Where's Bagabones today?


Is that someone looking for me? I’ve been out for awalk with my yuman. Les the Vet should be with us but she had to go to work to see a carrot with a broken wing. It was sitting on a chair in a room and a pussy cat came into the room and wanted to play but the carrot must have slipped. It wasn’t you Mr. Tom or LC? I don’t remember you saying you shared a home with a carrot.

bagabones, i wonder if perhaps it is a parrot rather than a carrot. i don't think i have ever met a carrot with wings

Could be parrot Belle. I’ve never heard of a parrot but Les the Vet told my yuman that carrots are tasty so I thought it must be a carrot with a broken wing. Mind you, Les the Vet says my yuman is tasty and so is the nice perl ice lady who often comes to see us.
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El LoroEl LoroMember VIP10 yearsModerator
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Originally posted by Bagabones:
quote:
Originally posted by BeerBelle:
quote:
Originally posted by Bagabones:
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Originally posted by pink imp:
Hi felines - just thought I'd say hello.

Where's Bagabones today?


Is that someone looking for me? I’ve been out for awalk with my yuman. Les the Vet should be with us but she had to go to work to see a carrot with a broken wing. It was sitting on a chair in a room and a pussy cat came into the room and wanted to play but the carrot must have slipped. It wasn’t you Mr. Tom or LC? I don’t remember you saying you shared a home with a carrot.

bagabones, i wonder if perhaps it is a parrot rather than a carrot. i don't think i have ever met a carrot with wings

Could be parrot Belle. I’ve never heard of a parrot but Les the Vet told my yuman that carrots are tasty so I thought it must be a carrot with a broken wing. Mind you, Les the Vet says my yuman is tasty and so is the nice perl ice lady who often comes to see us.


Please, oh pretty please with pink bows on, please don't confuse parrots with carrots. Carrots are tasty but parrots taste horrible and the feathers would get stuck in your throats.

I'll leave before you are tempted.
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Originally posted by El Loro:
quote:
Originally posted by Bagabones:
quote:
Originally posted by BeerBelle:
quote:
Originally posted by Bagabones:
quote:
Originally posted by pink imp:
Hi felines - just thought I'd say hello.

Where's Bagabones today?


Is that someone looking for me? I’ve been out for awalk with my yuman. Les the Vet should be with us but she had to go to work to see a carrot with a broken wing. It was sitting on a chair in a room and a pussy cat came into the room and wanted to play but the carrot must have slipped. It wasn’t you Mr. Tom or LC? I don’t remember you saying you shared a home with a carrot.

bagabones, i wonder if perhaps it is a parrot rather than a carrot. i don't think i have ever met a carrot with wings

Could be parrot Belle. I’ve never heard of a parrot but Les the Vet told my yuman that carrots are tasty so I thought it must be a carrot with a broken wing. Mind you, Les the Vet says my yuman is tasty and so is the nice perl ice lady who often comes to see us.


Please, oh pretty please with pink bows on, please don't confuse parrots with carrots. Carrots are tasty but parrots taste horrible and the feathers would get stuck in your throats.

I'll leave before you are tempted.


Where did you come from? Parrots have feathers? So do chickens and they taste ok. I think it was Arty Mags said that her pussy caught a pigeon and they have feathers.
Flying parrots? Food for thought I suppose.
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Originally posted by Bagabones:

Where did you come from? Parrots have feathers? So do chickens and they taste ok. I think it was Arty Mags said that her pussy caught a pigeon and they have feathers.
Flying parrots? Food for thought I suppose.


Chickens!
Pigeons!
Do not compare me with those - they are so stupid they deserve to be eaten. I may have feathers but I also have a bill. You know how humans react when they get a bill - well you wouldn't want to risk getting my bill.
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Originally posted by El Loro:
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Originally posted by Bagabones:

Where did you come from? Parrots have feathers? So do chickens and they taste ok. I think it was Arty Mags said that her pussy caught a pigeon and they have feathers.
Flying parrots? Food for thought I suppose.


Chickens!
Pigeons!
Do not compare me with those - they are so stupid they deserve to be eaten. I may have feathers but I also have a bill. You know how humans react when they get a bill - well you wouldn't want to risk getting my bill.


you haven't escaped from a parrot sanctuary have you? there is one near to where i live
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Originally posted by El Loro:
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Originally posted by Bagabones:

Where did you come from? Parrots have feathers? So do chickens and they taste ok. I think it was Arty Mags said that her pussy caught a pigeon and they have feathers.
Flying parrots? Food for thought I suppose.


Chickens!
Pigeons!
Do not compare me with those - they are so stupid they deserve to be eaten. I may have feathers but I also have a bill. You know how humans react when they get a bill - well you wouldn't want to risk getting my bill.


Les the Vet and my yuman were expecting an Old Bill to arrive just after I captured the bar steward bugler. Instead the gorgeous lady from the perl ice arrived wearing the strange clothes with the silver bracelets and the talking jacket. They both thought she was very tasty so probably much better than any old bill.
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Originally posted by The Little Cat:
i have had a truly terrible day. Mad
i'll tell you all about it tomorrow. Frowner


Oh dear LC. I’m so sad to hear you have had a bad day. What on earth could have happened? I’ll go round the back of the shed and dig up a special bone that I buried where I found the dead rat and you can come round for a lick. I’m sure a good lick of my bone will cheer you up.
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right! i'll tell you what happened yesterday....
aunty pet and the big man tricked me.....
yes they did!
they tricked me into going to the v.e.t.



last time i went they got out the cat carrier the day before and left it around so i would "get used to it", they said. Roll Eyes

this time they didn't give me any hint of what i was in for. i never even heard them mention the v.e.t.

i was fast asleep on the bed and the big man came in and stroked me and picked me up and carried me downstairs, talking nice to me all the time. i thought he had got something special for my breakfast - but then, when i got downstairs, there was the hated cat carrier WITH THE DOOR OPEN !!!!

they had tricked me !!!!

aunty pet and the big man both tried to get me into it but i braced my paws on the sides and fought. it took both of them to struggle with me.
i was very good. but they won in the end.

then they fastened the door and took me out to the car and drove off into all the traffic.

i howled and swore and shouted all the way there but they took no notice.




of course i didn't know where we were going for sure, but when they carried me into that hated room and i smelt the smell, i recognised it all right.

the v.e.t.

there were two huge black dogs in the room waiting for the v.e.t. too.
they kept trying to sniff me and i didn't like it.
their yuman kept pulling them away by the their leads and shouting at them but they were bigger and stronger than their yuman and they kept coming back.

i got very very frightened.
i was breathing very fast and shaking.
i couldn't help it.

a lady behind the counter at the vets told the big man to put his jacket over my cat carrier so i couldn't see out.
he did that and i was suddenly in the dark and it was still scary but stuffy as well.

then i was carried into another room where the vet was.

what an indignity.

he took me out of the carrier and felt all over my little body and then stuck something in his ears and the other end on me and went quiet.

then he forced open my mouth. i tried to bite him but he was holding my jaws. he told aunty pet my teeth needed cleaning.
how rude.

then he did a REALLY rude thing - yes you've guessed it - the glass tube up the bottom !!!!!!
why do they do that?

after that he forced my mouth open again and pushed a nasty tasting pill inside.
i tried to spit it out but he pushed it further in with a stick thing
(NOT the glass tube that had just been up my bottom , fortunately !)
and he did something with his fingers to my throat that made me swallow it somehow.



i heard him tell aunty pet it was a pill for worms.
in that case why stick the nasty thing down my poor throat?
why not shove into the soil in the garden ?????

then came the worst thing of all.

the in jeck shuns.
*shudder*

he got another vet sort of lady to hold me tight while he stuck needles in me.
he must really hate cats.
i can't understand why aunty pet let him do all that. Mad

then they put me back in the cat carrier.
i was jolly glad to get in it that time, i can tell you.

we drove home.
i felt a bit sick on the way home because of that nasty pill.
when we got home i just had a drink of water because my throat was a bit sore with all that yowling.

then i slept for the rest of the day.

i feel o.k. now - but i still haven't forgiven them. Shake Head

i'm not sure i ever will.
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thank goodness it's fish day today.

i need something to cheer me up after the horrors of yesterday.

i wonder where machel is - i haven't seen mr tom for ages either.


That is a terrible story LC. I’m sure my Les the Vet wouldn’t have been nasty to you. She is always telling my yuman how much she loves a nice pussy and we know you are a really nice pussy. Come and have a lick of my bone and calm yourself down until machel arrives with the fish dish.
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Originally posted by machel:
tlc Hug

some prawns for being such a good cat, cream from mr machels trifle and as a special treat (because of THE visit to the v e t ) double gloucester cheese Smiler


oooh thank you machel. prawns are my very favourite thing in the whole world.
it's almost worth going to the v.e.t for all that - ............... but not quite.

have i been a good cat then?
aunty pet said i was a norty cat when i wouldn't go in the cat-carrier. Nod

hello bagabones - thank you for the offer of a lick of your bone, but i think i'd rather not. it smells nasty. Sick
i think you've had it buried for too long.

hasn't anyone seen mr tom?
my ears need licking after that vet trip and besides there's some lubberly prawns and cream and cheese to share with him.
it's not like mr tom to be missing on fish-day. Disappointed
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Originally posted by The Little Cat:
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Originally posted by machel:
tlc Hug

some prawns for being such a good cat, cream from mr machels trifle and as a special treat (because of THE visit to the v e t ) double gloucester cheese Smiler


oooh thank you machel. prawns are my very favourite thing in the whole world.
it's almost worth going to the v.e.t for all that - ............... but not quite.

have i been a good cat then?
aunty pet said i was a norty cat when i wouldn't go in the cat-carrier. Nod

hello bagabones - thank you for the offer of a lick of your bone, but i think i'd rather not. it smells nasty. Sick
i think you've had it buried for too long.

hasn't anyone seen mr tom?
my ears need licking after that vet trip and besides there's some lubberly prawns and cream and cheese to share with him.
it's not like mr tom to be missing on fish-day. Disappointed


I wonder if Mr. Tom has gone into hiding looking for that strange parrot delivering bills?
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Originally posted by The Little Cat:
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Originally posted by machel:
tlc Hug

some prawns for being such a good cat, cream from mr machels trifle and as a special treat (because of THE visit to the v e t ) double gloucester cheese Smiler


oooh thank you machel. prawns are my very favourite thing in the whole world.
it's almost worth going to the v.e.t for all that - ............... but not quite.

have i been a good cat then?
aunty pet said i was a norty cat when i wouldn't go in the cat-carrier. Nod

hello bagabones - thank you for the offer of a lick of your bone, but i think i'd rather not. it smells nasty. Sick
i think you've had it buried for too long.

hasn't anyone seen mr tom?
my ears need licking after that vet trip and besides there's some lubberly prawns and cream and cheese to share with him.
it's not like mr tom to be missing on fish-day. Disappointed


I wonder if Mr. Tom has gone into hiding looking for that strange parrot delivering bills?


I've had a look for Mr Tom but couldn't see him. I hope I haven't frightened him away.
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